One of the more controversial assertions made in recent books about Liberal Fascism is that “The White Man is the Jew of Liberal Fascism“. That this should be controversial at all is itself an indictment of how insidiously Liberal Fascism has perverted our culture and our discourse, but never mind. The truth of this statement is self-evident: as the Jew was persecuted in Nazi Germany, so is The White Man identified and denounced as the cause of all misfortune and evil in the world. Now, of course, I’m not saying that Whitey is literally being herded off to concentration camps or anything like that – I’m just making an analogy. And it is a very serious, thoughtful, and careful analogy, one which conforms in every important detail:
| The _______ | is/are the _______ of Liberal Fascism |
| White Man | Jew |
| hair plugs | yarmulke |
| white guy dance | Horah |
| no-Jews-or-blacks-allowed country club | synogogue |
| gated community | Warsaw ghetto |
| College Republicans | La Résistance |
| Brown v. Board of Education | Nuremberg Laws |
| Chardonnay | Zyklon B |
| acceptance letter to business school | one-way train ticket to Treblinka |
Now, will somebody please engage my serious arguments seriously?
January 24, 2008 at 7:09 pm
This was all sooooo worth the wait!
January 24, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Now, just extending things one step further, let’s say that you were both a Jew and a white man. And on top of that, the ADL started getting medieval on your ass for saying stupid-ass, trivializing shit. Boy, would you be in a pickle then?
January 24, 2008 at 7:42 pm
U.S. flag lapel pin/yellow badge
January 24, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Word!
January 24, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Jeff Goldstein’s cock is the Maginot Line of liberal fascism.
January 24, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Fart jokes about Jonah/torture chambers for dissidents
January 24, 2008 at 8:26 pm
16th amendment/Kristallnacht
January 24, 2008 at 8:35 pm
anti-war candlelight vigil/pogrom
January 24, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Of course, white men in this country are the majority (unlike the Jews in Germany), control 95% of the wealth (unlike the Jews in Germany) and (as you said) aren’t being carted off to gas chambers and buried in mass graves. It’s a ridiculous analogy.
The only reason they are being blamed for everything, is because they usually are the ones making the decisions about everything. You can’t blame the worlds ills on those NOT in a power position. (BTW, I’m not saying it’s right, I’m just pointing out the obvious.)
If a company goes bankrupt does one point to the custodians as the problem? Blame management.
January 24, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Dr. Jocelyn Elders/Dr. Josef Mengele
January 24, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Jonah Goldberg/Gen. Dwight David Eisenhower
January 24, 2008 at 9:54 pm
MLA Convention/Wannsee Conference
January 24, 2008 at 10:03 pm
One-star Amazon reviews of Jonah’s book/The Ardennes Offensive
January 24, 2008 at 10:17 pm
English majors/Hitler Youth
English teachers/Einsatzgruppen
That teacher at Goucher who gave Jonah a C/Reinhard Heydrich
January 24, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Swarthmore (or Brown) Ed-School co-eds who wouldn’t fuck Jonah Goldberg/SS Stormtroopers
January 24, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Anne Coulter/Anne Frank
January 24, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Thank You For Smoking : The Great Dictator
William Kristol : General George S. Patton
Ethnicity box on a job application : yellow Stars of David
January 24, 2008 at 11:17 pm
The banner at the top of the page needs to be changed. You can’t read the title or tagline through the pictured underneath them. It looks like:
Lib ral Eascism
Eest Book Bver?
January 25, 2008 at 12:28 am
This goes beyond superb.
January 25, 2008 at 12:32 am
hairplugs:yarmulke
Effing brilliant. I’m so glad you’re back!
January 25, 2008 at 12:47 am
Sophie Scholl/”Scooter” Libby
January 25, 2008 at 1:02 am
New York Times/kapos
January 25, 2008 at 1:06 am
Bourbon soaked misogynist with homoerotic hatred for all Puerto Ricans / Jon Stewart
Also, when will Wnite Hatred Shows like “Mad Men” be taken off the air! I mean really! Duckie saw one episode and their wasn’t enough benzos in the house to get her to her shut-up place. It was like that time that colored maid served “The Duck” coffee instead of heavily milked tea. Anyhoo.
Bully, bully to The Editors, their devotion to secret identities is quasi-inspirational in non-Episcopalian way.
January 25, 2008 at 2:38 am
“Happy Holidays”/”Heil Hitler”
January 25, 2008 at 2:47 am
Opposing torture/Torture
January 25, 2008 at 6:06 am
An Inconvenient Truth/Triumph of the Will
January 25, 2008 at 6:10 am
Fleetwood Mac’s “Go Your Own Way”/Richard Wagner’s “Die Walküre”
January 25, 2008 at 6:12 am
OK, scratch that. That should have been
Fleetwood Mac’s “Don’t Stop”/Richard Wagner’s “Die Walküre”
January 25, 2008 at 6:35 am
Michael Moore/Adolph Hitler
Stupid White Men/Mein Kampf
January 25, 2008 at 6:45 am
pants suit / jack boots
January 25, 2008 at 6:52 am
“Heather Has Two Mommies” / “Mein Kampf”
January 25, 2008 at 7:38 am
japiscan:
You can’t blame the worlds ills on those NOT in a power position.
Haven’t listened to your daily 2-minute hate from Rushbo for a while, hmmmm? You liberofascist traitor, you!
January 25, 2008 at 8:51 am
The Million Man March / Kristallnacht
January 25, 2008 at 9:06 am
As both a Jew and a White Man, I guess I’m just screwed.
O’ why couldn’t it be the Blacks this time? Shouldn’t they be oppressed for a change?
Golf / Torah Study
January 25, 2008 at 9:22 am
The Poorman Institute / Allied Expeditionary Force (or Red Army, if you prefer)
January 25, 2008 at 9:32 am
Herbert Hoover / Abraham
January 25, 2008 at 10:02 am
Heh. Indeed.
January 25, 2008 at 11:00 am
tofu turkey:family-sized bag of Cheetos
January 25, 2008 at 11:01 am
or would it be the other way around? I’m confused.
January 25, 2008 at 11:20 am
So wait, the system isn’t set up for the benefit of rich white men, who pull the levers that twitch the strings behind the scenes? That’s just a conspiracy theory?
Barbara Mckinney slapping a capitol cop : The Reichstag Fire
January 25, 2008 at 11:22 am
Hillary Clinton winning New Hampshire :: Kristallnacht
How did all those white males get to be Senators and Congressmen, then? Affirmative action, or they’re willing dupes, quislings.
January 25, 2008 at 11:22 am
class action lawsuit / blood libel
EEOC / SS
Escalade / boxcar
tanning bed / oven
expired tax cut / lampshade
January 25, 2008 at 11:50 am
Yowsa: “So wait, the system isn’t set up for the benefit of rich white men, who pull the levers that twitch the strings behind the scenes?”
Someone sold you a bill of good, boychick.
NASCAR / the unabridged works of Barbara Streisand
January 25, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Bush is Jewish?
January 25, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Vanilla Ice / Jews for Jesus
January 25, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Optionally:
Vanilla Ice/Jackie Robinson
Discuss.
January 25, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Diebold/the Enigma machine
Clinton impeachment/Nuremberg trials
Unity08/Molotov-von Ribbentrop pact
John Kerry/Col. Klink
Atrios/Tokyo Rose
January 25, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Snarki, child of Loki:
Just KKKontinue drinking your KKKool-aid KKKoward!
January 25, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Martha’s Vineyard/Berchtesgaden
Bloggers using the phrase ‘doughy pantload’/Josef Goebbels
January 26, 2008 at 3:41 am
My filthy erect penis is the lilac-scented vagina of liberal fascism.
January 26, 2008 at 12:05 pm
[...] others who write books with a similar mission – have (seriously, thoughtfully) noted that ‘The White Man is the Jew of Liberal Fascism‘. This simple fact has been obvious to all serious observers since pretty much [...]
January 26, 2008 at 4:45 pm
First they came for the Hummer drivers, but I said nothing because I didn’t drive a hummer.
Then they came for the McMansion owners, but I said nothing because I didn’t own a McMansion.
Then they came for the country club members, but I said nothing because I didn’t belong to the country club.
When they came for the Rush Limbaugh fans, there was nobody left to help me.
October 27, 2008 at 5:37 pm
[...] Which is weird, because I thought white supremacist neo-Nazi mass murderers were racist. But actually, it’s Barack Obama who is racist, so, if my math is correct, white supremacist neo-Nazi mass murderer is the Montgomery Bus Boycott of Liberal Fascism. [...]
January 14, 2009 at 3:26 am
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March 10, 2009 at 1:54 pm
[...] While many of you think that Jonah Goldberg was just making shit up when he put forth his convincing theories about the causal relationship between President Obama’s electoral odds and day-to-day market performance, I think it would be unwise to dismiss someone who has produced such scholarly pieces of work such as Liberal Fascism. [...]
March 13, 2009 at 9:44 pm
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March 14, 2009 at 12:05 am
[...] 07:05:14 am on March 14, 2009 | # | While many of you think that Jonah Goldberg was just making shit up when he put forth his convincing theories about the causal relationship between President Obama’s electoral odds and day-to-day market performance, I think it would be unwise to dismiss someone who has produced such scholarly pieces of work such as Liberal Fascism. [...]