Many people – such as Avedon and Instaputz and peter ramus and Frenchy Lemieux and Pinko Punko – are starting to understand the groundbreaking nature of my book, and saying eminently fair and gracious and typically thoughtful things about it. These people have shown themselves to be serious intellectuals, capable of following a careful, detailed, highly thoughtful argument about Liberal Fascism without resorting to cheap name-calling and childish baby-food slinging hysterics as my liberal critics do. The Institute salutes you.
Many others have written in with eminently fair and gracious and typically thoughtful comments. This is one of my favorites:
Hi The Editors,
I just finished reading your book, and it has changed my life forever. I have ordered 50,000 copies of your book to stock a new library I am building with my life’s savings, a library which will contain nothing but your book. The library will be called The Liberal Fascism Library, and will be built of 50,000 bricks, where by ‘bricks’ I mean ‘more copies of your book’. And no one will be allowed to borrow a book from this library because they should buy their own copies, as well as one for everyone they know, as well as a few backups in case of flood or fire or Rapture.
Your book did, however, imply one important point, which I didn’t see you address directly, and I wondered what you had to say about it. You argue very persuasively that liberalism is in many ways the modern re-imagining of fascism. This would imply that today’s so-called ‘liberals’ are, in fact, the modern version of fascists. However, Jonah Goldberg has argued equally persuasively that George W. Bush, the leader of the country, is quite clearly a liberal. Now, if a liberal is like a fascist, and a liberal leader is therefore like a fascist leader, doesn’t that imply that George W. Bush is like Hitler? I await your thoughts.
Bonah Joldberg
Yes, indeed. Now, why can’t my liberal critics put together sophisticated arguments like this instead of being a bunch of a leftwing remoras attaching themselves to my whale of a book?
January 25, 2008 at 2:03 pm
“Stock” or “build”?
January 25, 2008 at 3:00 pm
I had a horrifying thought. What if Jonah were only a figment of our collectively poor mentality?
And then I realized any mass hallucination was better than the reality of the Big Balleen. (So long as said mass hallucination keeps us laughing.)
No krill shrimp were barbecued for this post.
January 25, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Jonah: Me and my frat buddies created a rad drinking game based on your book. Every time some liberal douche (sorry about the redundancy) (ha-ha) criticizes your book in print, on TV, in the classroom, like wherever dude, we take a shot of Jager. Man, it’s tooooo cool – I’ve been wasted for like 9 days! Keep up the good work man. Your bro at Epsi Pepsi Bismo (EPB RULES!!!!!)
January 25, 2008 at 6:48 pm
OMG?! “The Editors” is (are?) back!! “theeditors” was freaking me out!!!
January 25, 2008 at 6:59 pm
My favorable review of Liberal Fascism can be found here.
January 25, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Please post the password to your web server so we can change the font on your banner to something that is visible.
January 25, 2008 at 11:36 pm
I’ll I know is that since “The best book ever” was changed into a question “The besk book ever?” The Lulu sales rank for Liberal Fascism has risen like a Phoenix from 68,000 to 8,157. Plus a day passed. WE DID IT! WOOOOO!
Charlie Tuna, you back the fuck off.
January 26, 2008 at 6:37 am
I’m too busy promoting wars I have no intention of fighting in to read your book. However, I just want to say that it’s outrageous that liberals criticize it without having each bought and read several dozen copies of it.
January 26, 2008 at 6:50 am
It turns out that my first guess of the password was correct. Disturbingly, the password is “Airwolf69″.
And Todd, you have no idea what you’re dealing with! I could crush you wish my eminently fair thoughtfulness. My advice is to prepare yourself now. Hoard weapons, grow gills and learn to communicate with serpents.
January 26, 2008 at 9:43 am
Bonah Joldberg
It would be cool to have a library in Sweden.
January 26, 2008 at 11:06 am
Hippies smell like babyshit and bilgewater. Hitler smelled like babyshit and bilgewater, especially from eating raw vegetables.
Coincidence? Yeah, right!
January 26, 2008 at 10:09 pm
I hadn’t considered that gill thing. A thousand apologies.