I hope I get so many obituaries while I’m alive.

First, Chris Bertram sings Castro’s praises - though not to praise him, apparently, merely to counter those who disparage him.  We all need hobbies.

 Next, Brad DeLong condemns him on the grounds that authoritarian communism is a crappy ways to run a country.  Which is so.  Still.

It seems to me that Castro’s Cuba is exceptional for two reasons: the regime’s longevity, and its extremely lucrative client-state relationship with the USSR – everything flows from these two points, and the first owes a lot to the second (while it lasted).  People may argue that, financial considerations aside, Castro was sympatico with Moscow.  Maybe so.  Maybe the people who run Pepsi’s ad campaign truly believe it’s the choice of a whole new generation; maybe the people who write for TCS honestly believe that global warming is a myth invented by commie luddites; I’m sure that you all laugh extra-loud at your boss’s jokes because they are always extra-funny.  I believe all this and more.  People can be so cynical sometimes.

Apart from that, it’s hard to see what the fuss is about, except the inevitable fussing about the fuss.  Castro was a Communist in the 50′s, like basically half of everybody.  It is not fashionable these days to question the wisdom of capitalism, as one can’t point to a successful modern economy which is not a variation on this theme.  In the first half of the last century, this was not true – not in America, and most definitely not in the Third World.  Probably 50 years from now we’ll roll our electroeyes that proto-androids ever questioned the wisdom of our infallible One World Robotarchy; but now’s not the rocketcar future, and 50 years ago isn’t now.

Castro’s human rights record is generally lousy, but not remarkably so.  Cuba had some success with education and health care – even after the rubles stopped flowing, though obviously less - but many countries have done more with less.  One can find reasons to nurse a special grudge against Communist Cuba, but one can find reasons to hold a grudge against 85% of the world (and 85% of the world can find reasons to reciprocate.)  Holding grudges for a thousand-plus years is no trick – look at Ireland, look at the Middle East, look at the Balkans.  Letting them go takes some effort, but not so much, and the benefits are real and lasting.

And if we have to totally hate an island, can we pick one that’s not nearby, with great weather, music, and food?  Embargo Greenland.  Fuck those losers.

[Shorter this post: get over the sixties, people.  Then get over it some more.  I'll tell you when to stop.]