I’m no professional political strategist, but I think I’m beginning to have an inkling that one way to run a successful campaign is not to hire strategists who will bleed you dry while torpedoing your chances. Am I going out on a limb? I don’t think so:
The high-priced senior consultants to Mrs. Clinton, of New York, have emerged as particular targets of complaints, given that they conceived and executed a political strategy that has thus far proved unsuccessful.
The firm that includes Mark Penn, Mrs. Clinton’s chief strategist and pollster, and his team collected $3.8 million for fees and expenses in January; in total, including what the campaign still owes, the firm has billed more than $10 million for consulting, direct mail and other services, an amount other Democratic strategists who are not affiliated with either campaign called stunning.
Mark Penn’s firm charged Hillary’s campaign 3.8 million dollars in January? Really? That’s one month! One month in which her campaign basically augered into the ground! In exchange for crappy spin and inept campaigning she paid this man the equivalent of a middle-of-the-line private airplane? What an amazing gig this guy has. Never won anything, terrible at his job, gets paid truly exorbitant amounts of money for the privilege. He should be appointed head of FEMA.
February 22, 2008 at 8:27 am
At the end of the campaign, Hillary can start her own TV game show called “Who wants Hillary’s money?” Contestants need only say ME ME ME!!11! and have a name that rhymes with Ark Enn. Actually doing something to deserve the money is not necessary.
February 22, 2008 at 8:43 am
“Change you can Xerox” cost $250,000.
February 22, 2008 at 9:22 am
I thought David Brenner wrote the Xerox line (YES HE’S STILL ALIVE).
As for Penn, my theory is Team Clinton has only themselves to blame: he was only good at busting up unions in the non-campaign sector, so it was obvious that he would set about to bust up her campaign something good with a cricket bat.
February 22, 2008 at 9:35 am
Maybe this year’s Clinton campaign will be the obituary for the consultants.
For a long time the national Democratic Party has just been a central banker, hiring consultants to beg for money from plutocrats, hiring the same or other consultants to run campaigns, dishing out millions to TV networks which are basically enemies, and bullying Congressional candidates by threatening to withhold money. It’s no surprise that the Democrats lost Congress, and it’s no surprise that the remaining Democrats in Congress are often nearly worthless.
Dean started to turn things around, and Obama has continued the process (by relying more on volunteers and small donors.) Neither guy is perfect or above criticism, but it does seem as though the Democratic Party has been released from slavery. What a goddamn nightmare the DLC captivity was!
February 22, 2008 at 9:53 am
“Millions” should be “hundreds of millions”. We regret the error.
February 22, 2008 at 9:55 am
What an amazing gig this guy has. Never won anything, terrible at his job, gets paid truly exorbitant amounts of money for the privilege. He should be appointed head of FEMA.
Au contraire! He’s doing just fine in the job that he presently has, i.e. making sure that Obama wins.
What’s that old saying— “Never interrupt your opponent when he’s in the process of making a mistake.”
February 22, 2008 at 10:11 am
No, no, no. You’ve got it all wrong, I tell you. It goes like this: A man says to his wife “Ach, the food at the restaurant last night was awful, terrible, really no good,” he says. “And such small portions as well,” she replies.
Thank you, try the veal…
February 22, 2008 at 10:59 am
“And such small portions as well,” she replies.
That’s not quite it: she also complains that the wait staff raped her while sodomizing her husband with a mop handle and finished off by squatted on the table to shit on their plates. “Last time we go to The Aristocrat Restaurant” she says.
February 22, 2008 at 4:08 pm
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February 22, 2008 at 6:40 pm
One month in which her campaign basically augured into the ground!
Augered.
February 23, 2008 at 9:51 am
“Really? That’s one month! One month in which her campaign basically augured into the ground!”
You just can’t put a price tag on a really good auguring.
February 25, 2008 at 6:50 pm
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