Comments on: Stupid pun corner! http://thepoorman.net/2008/02/23/stupid-pun-corner/ leading the Democratic Lynch Mob since 2010 Fri, 17 Dec 2010 11:05:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: West, Bruce and Laing http://thepoorman.net/2008/02/23/stupid-pun-corner/#comment-1991 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:31:29 +0000 http://thepoorman.net/?p=70#comment-1991 Alaskan optometrist–optical Aleutian.

]]> By: lemuel pitkin http://thepoorman.net/2008/02/23/stupid-pun-corner/#comment-1895 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:29:55 +0000 http://thepoorman.net/?p=70#comment-1895 “How do you think I rang the doorbell?”

]]> By: gypsy howell http://thepoorman.net/2008/02/23/stupid-pun-corner/#comment-1872 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:57:48 +0000 http://thepoorman.net/?p=70#comment-1872 “Did you really think I asked for a twelve-inch pianist?”

“Did you really think I asked for a 10-inch Bic?”

]]> By: steverino http://thepoorman.net/2008/02/23/stupid-pun-corner/#comment-1868 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 02:44:12 +0000 http://thepoorman.net/?p=70#comment-1868 An airliner’s toilet holding tanks frequently leak; in the cold air at high altitudes a substance forms on the fuselage containing roughly equal parts of urine, feces, and the blue disinfectant that gives it its color and name, “blue ice.” When descending rapidly, chunks can break off the aircraft and litter the countryside.

See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_ice_(aircraft).

All this goes to prove that you don’t have to live near a strategic military target to be hit by an icy B.M.

(Thanks Spider Robinson: when I read this I threw the book across the room!)

]]> By: Rugosa http://thepoorman.net/2008/02/23/stupid-pun-corner/#comment-1867 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 02:28:45 +0000 http://thepoorman.net/?p=70#comment-1867 Technically, not a pun but a backwards joke. As in, “boy-foot bear with teak of Chan.”

]]> By: Sandman http://thepoorman.net/2008/02/23/stupid-pun-corner/#comment-1785 Sun, 24 Feb 2008 20:13:37 +0000 http://thepoorman.net/?p=70#comment-1785 Instead of “Arbeit Macht Frei,” the sign over the gate reads “Dee Dee Dee” …

]]> By: wjb http://thepoorman.net/2008/02/23/stupid-pun-corner/#comment-1770 Sun, 24 Feb 2008 18:42:15 +0000 http://thepoorman.net/?p=70#comment-1770 Todd Says:
February 24, 2008 at 3:03 am

Thanks for volunteering yourselves for the Carlos Mencenia Death Camp.

The guards will herd us off of the trains using the retard voice.

]]> By: Me http://thepoorman.net/2008/02/23/stupid-pun-corner/#comment-1763 Sun, 24 Feb 2008 18:08:05 +0000 http://thepoorman.net/?p=70#comment-1763 Dude sees a small hairy creature with a hypodermic needle on its head. He goes, “What in the world are you?”, and the creature replies, “I’m a little furry with a syringe on top”.

]]> By: Davis http://thepoorman.net/2008/02/23/stupid-pun-corner/#comment-1760 Sun, 24 Feb 2008 17:43:58 +0000 http://thepoorman.net/?p=70#comment-1760 OK, these marine biologists at the zoo found that they can keep porpoises alive indefinitely with a diet of nothing but seagulls. One evening, while bringing the porpoises’ food, they saw a sleeping lion that had gotten out of its habitat. They stepped over it and were immediately arrested by Federal marshals, and charged with:

Carrying gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.

]]> By: Sifu Tweety http://thepoorman.net/2008/02/23/stupid-pun-corner/#comment-1730 Sun, 24 Feb 2008 15:02:27 +0000 http://thepoorman.net/?p=70#comment-1730 NEED ANOTHER SEVEN ASTRONAUTS, PUNKO?

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