February 25, 2008
I apologize for my tardiness in breaking this important story. From Dr. Morgan O. Reynolds, George W. Bush’s former chief economist for the Department of Labor, comes this legal bombshell:
ARA, upon information and belief, manufactures or causes to be manufactured, develops and/or tests DEW [laser guns - ed.] that are operational in Earth orbit, at high altitude, low altitude, at sea and on land ranging in lethality from the capacity to do great damage, such as that of destroying the World Trade Center Twin Towers in less than 10 seconds each, as occurred on 9/11/01, down to and including imposition of a disabling stun on human beings for crowd control and/or other psy op purposes. [...]
THE DEFENDANTS’ SCHEME
50. The destruction of the WTC on September 11, 2001, was caused, in whole or in part, by the use of Directed Energy Weapons, consisting in High Energy Lasers and or other operational, but largely secret weapons that are, nonetheless, known to exist and known to have been deployed and/or deployable in the year 2001, before and after. It is also clear and apparent on its face that NIST’s explanation of the destruction of WTC1,2, issued in or about the month of September, 2005, is blatantly false, incomplete, misleading and fraudulent. [...]SAIC engaged in fraud, then, in the wrong place and in the wrong context. Between ARA and SAIC, some twenty-five (25) persons were assigned to work on, by literally surrounding and, accordingly, controlling and manipulating, NIST officials such that fraud, the intended outcome, did, in fact, occur. It is telling that the two contractors who were most numerous among NIST’s contractors were those whose primary expertise includes the development of Directed Energy Weapons (DEW) and psychological operations (psy ops), as that term is understood for military and warfare purposes, respectively. Small wonder, then, that NIST did not investigate what caused the destruction of WTC 1,2; namely, DEW, carried out in the manner of a psy op.
I am starting to lose faith in the quality of Bush Administration officials.
February 25, 2008 at 9:47 pm
I’m sorry, it’s an awesome conspiracy, but I’ve got this one beat:
1993 WL 454256.
Teri Smith TYLER, Plaintiff,
v.
James CARTER, William Clinton, Ross Perot, American Cyanamid, Iron Mountain Security Corporation, Defense Intelligence Agencty, IBM, David Rockerfeller [sic], Rockerfeller [sic] Fund, BCCI, NASA, Defendants.
No. 92 Civ. 8658 (CSH)
Nov. 5, 1993
BACKGROUND
Plaintiff Teri Smith Tyler, appearing pro se, filed a complaint in December 1992 alleging a bizarre conspiracy involving the defendants to enslave and oppress certain segments of our society. Plaintiff contends she is a cyborg, and that she received most of the information which forms the basis for her complaint, through “proteus,” which I read to be come silent, telepathic form of communication. … She asserts that the defendants are involved in the “Iron Mountain Plan,” which provides for the reinstitutionalization of slavery and “bloodsports” (which she identifies as death-hunting and witchhunting), and the oppression of political dissidents, herself included. Plaintiff’s complaint alleged a number of personal indignities visited upon her by defendants: “strafing of my dormitory room by planes and helicopters, the electronic bugging of my student rooms and apartments, deliberate noise harassment, blasting of loud rock music with lyrics designed for witch-hunts (music about social pariahs) … students following me around to prevent me from studying, whispering campaigns and social ostrification …” … Plaintiff also makes the following allegations against the defendants. Former President Jimmy Carter was the secret head of the Ku Klux Klan; Bill Clinton is the biological son of Jimmy Carter; President Clinton and Ross Perot have made fortunes in the death-hunting industry, and are responsible for the murder of at least 10 million black women in concentration camps, their bodies sold for meat and their skin turned into leather products. The defendants are also responsible for breeding farms, which turn out 2,000 black girls a year, who are then sold for recreational murder or as human pets. Additionally, the defendants utilize weather control and earthquake technology to threaten other countries that object to the Iron Mountain Plan.
Plaintiff asks the Court to grant her the following relief:
1. $5.6 billion in compensatory and punitive damages;
2. A physical accounting of all black women born since 1940, including their present, whereabouts, and for those who have died, an investigation into how they died;
3. The purchase of land in Africa for the emigration of abused black women;
4. The bringing to justice of those responsible for the American holocaust;
5. An investigation into the foster care system, and a physical accounting of all black children placed into foster care;
6. An end to slavery in the United States;
7. The end of the cyborg program run by NASA, the Defense Intelligence Agency, American Cyanamid and IBM;
8. An end to the organ donor program
While plaintiff was trying to effect proper service of the summons and complaint on the defendants, she made a number of appeals to the Court for interim relief in the form of Orders to Show Cause. On January 20, 1993, she asked the Court to enjoin the inauguration of President Clinton. The Court denied her request as moot. In August, 1993, she moved to enjoin the installation of Louis Freeh as Director of the FBI on the ground that Clinton appointed Freeh only so Freeh could cover up evidence of Clinton’s wrongdoing. That motion was denied, as it lacked a sufficient evidentiary basis.
Presently before the Court is an Order to Show Cause why the Court should not enjoin the trial in the World Trade Center bombing case, now proceeding in this Court before Judge Duffy. Plaintiff alleges that President Clinton ordered the bombing of the World Trade Center in order to justify war with Iraq. In support of her application, plaintiff describes certain “proteus” communications she had with other individuals. Plaintiff alleges that the United States invaded Panama and arrested General Noriega because Noriega objected to United States soldiers raiding Indian tribes in Central America for child sex slaves to torture in American cocaine based thrill-killing rackets. Plaintiff contends she wrote to Noriega asking him to join in her lawsuit, but that United States soldiers holding Noriega beat him when he asked for his mail.
Plaintiff asserts that in 1988, Rajiv Gandshi spoke to her through “proteus” and informed her that he was being held prisoner and sexually abused by a man whom he had caught stealing from the funds generated by the Bhopal disaster settlement. According to plaintiff, Yasser Arafat tried to confirm Ghandi’s tale of abuse on behalf of the plaintiff, to no avail.
Plaintiff additionally contends that Gulf War against Iraq was undertaken so that American could restock its sexual slavery camps, which had been depleted. 40,000 Iraqi soldiers captured by the United States, selected for their physical attractiveness, have been brought to this country where they were “being beaten, forced to run gauntlets and homosexually gang-raped by American soldiers.” Plaintiff claims to have confronted Secretary of Defense Cheney with evidence of this allegation. Cheney, through “proteus,” purportedly told the plaintiff, “Well, we were so sick and tiered of killing black girls. We just had to put some variety back into our death-hunting industry. And they [Persians] are incredibly beautiful. The beauty of the face heightens the pleasure of the kill. I know of no higher pleasure than the gang-rape of exceedingly beautiful people.”
Additionally, the plaintiff alleges that the Serbian government, the “Nazi Bund,” the Bank of Commerce and Credit International (“BCCI”) are also involved in the conspiracy.
Attached to plaintiff’s papers, and apparently offered to support her claim, are a number of exhibits. Most prominent among the exhibits is a book by Robert Ellis Smith entitled “Privacy: How To Protect What’s Left Of It” (1979), and a four page illustrated pamphlet advertising pornographic movies starring young men. Plaintiff has circled a number of photos of naked men who appear to be of Mediterranean or Latin American descent, which I interpret as her evidence that Iraqi and Central American men are enslaved in pornographic “rackets” …
The Court’s Memorandum and Order goes on to explain why the Court is ordering the case dismissed “sua sponte” (meaning of the Court’s own volition, without prompting by the defendants): because the plaintiff is barking mad and must not be allowed to waste public time and resources in this way.
February 25, 2008 at 10:09 pm
That is pure awesome.
February 26, 2008 at 12:33 am
That is awesome!!!!
You know they played Rush’s Trilogy Fear at that poor Girl.
Fuck Big Laser.
They want to put their lasers in my eye? In my eye?
February 26, 2008 at 1:03 am
Who is the lawyer who brought this gem to court?
February 26, 2008 at 1:09 am
FOOTNOTES
[n1] Death-hunting is described by plaintiff as follows: “In death-hunting, teams of pimps and harriers (women working for pimps) follow a black woman they want to force into sexual slavery and snuff rackets, try to wreck her employment prospects, isolate her socially, break her up with friends and family, often they try to force her onto welfare because it often circumscribes her choice of places to live. Sometimes members of a woman’s family or her mate will be cooperative or part of death-hunting teams because participants get paid.” Complaint, at 4.
Sheeet. I knew that.
February 26, 2008 at 1:10 am
OK I see that she filed pro se, Never mind.
February 26, 2008 at 1:14 am
sorry i actually know this, but “appearing pro se” means she was representing herself.
the rockerfellers [sic] must have scared off the attorneys that would otherwise have been eager to take on this important case.
it is both awesome and sad. but mostly awesome.
February 26, 2008 at 1:18 am
First,
http://www.pacifier.com/~dkossy/kooksmus.html
Second, yeah that’s why I said, ” I see she filed pro se. Never mind. Take this as meaning I understand what pro se means. Further, the editors’s case does have a lawyer:
Jerry V. Leaphart #JL4468
Jerry V. Leaphart & Assoc., P.C.
8 West Street, Suite 203
Danbury, CT 06810
(203) 825-6265 – phone
(203) 825-6256 – fax
jsleaphart@cs.com
Please call him.
February 26, 2008 at 1:24 am
touchy.
our comments passed in the darkness of night. #6 was not there when i nobly sought to spread the fruits of my vast knowledge.
February 26, 2008 at 2:04 am
No kind sir, it is I who am sorry. I understand the lag upon further review. I still think Jerry should be called and told what an ass he is.
February 26, 2008 at 2:19 am
First off, Teri Tyler had to pursue her lawsuit, if only to stop the social ostrification.
Secondly, let’s give Dr. Reynolds some credit. He may be a loon, but how many other Bushies or former Bushies have tried to get the truth out about criminal activities by our current administration or its allies? Even though the activities he’s trying to have investigated occurred only in his own imagination, hey, at least he’s trying, right?
February 26, 2008 at 5:19 am
It is pretty clear that the WTC bombings occurred to allow for a secret pipeline to be built between Long Island and NJ.
February 26, 2008 at 6:22 am
You guys just have no historical background on classic conspiracy theories! It’s a sad comment on our edumacation system, but go hence and read up on Shea & Wilson to get caught up.
See, the plane flying into the pentagon was an attempt to release He Who Shall Not Be Named (aka, Dick Cheney) from pentagonal confinement, while the NYC attack was to provide him with fresh souls and terrorized psyches to feast upon, and build his power to unprecident levels.
After which, he could proceed with his plan for global destruction; there’s a lot of old, old, grudges to be settled, so the destruction would start at the seat of the oldest human civilization, and go on from there.
Luckily, the inner ring of the pentagon wasn’t breached, so the plan was foiled. He Who Shall Not Be Named didn’t get the power he wanted, Iraq wasn’t invaded, and…
oh, wait.
Man, those JFK assassination theories just seem so damn *benign* now.
February 26, 2008 at 6:52 am
Snarki–
While my reserves of Kookiness aren’t unlimited, I do have enough to turn this into Mutual Assured Destruction.
Don’t make me bring up Alexander Abian.
February 26, 2008 at 7:38 am
That is spectacularly wonderful, AAGSLS.
February 26, 2008 at 7:59 am
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/02/post-1.html
suckas!
February 26, 2008 at 8:51 am
In possibly related news, has everyone seen this important news? Monica Goodling may have trampled on the Constitution, but surely she deserves better than this.
February 26, 2008 at 9:20 am
Where’s Dick Cheney in all that ‘world’s most dangerous game’ shit? He was named already by David Icke and that chick in “Trance-Formation of America” way back in the nineties.
February 26, 2008 at 10:25 am
Isn’t Reynolds a libertarian fan fave?
February 26, 2008 at 11:29 am
This stuff is reminiscent of David Brooks’ infamous January 2004 ‘hunt(ing) for humans’ article, discussed by Somerby here (follow-up here). Brooks’ source was presumably (cue theme from X-files) this December 2003 Portland Ore. Indymedia post.
February 26, 2008 at 11:37 am
This was handed out to a co-worker of mine at a subway station (excerpt):
This letter contains my story and my thoughts. Under the terms of the Treaty, both China and the U.S. cannot have formal contact with me. As a result, I have freedom of movement, although the CIA tortures me with telekinesis…
Most electromagnetic waves enter my brain through my eyes. My skull blocks the irradiation to other parts of my brain. Because of the continual exposure, the gel between the retina and the lens now form clumps. The eye doctor calls them floaters. I can still see but if the situation gets worse, my eyes could go blind. The doctor told me to keep monitoring the situation. When I went back to see an eye doctor a second time, the CIA told him not to say anything.
…The CIA also threatens me by controlling my breathing. I experienced shortness of breath, and to the extreme, a suffocation feeling. One evening, while I was driving, I felt the oncoming of suffocation. I gagged for breath for about ten minutes. That same night, Vice President Dick Cheney checked into the hospital for shortness of breath. God did this as a warning to the CIA.
…I know the CIA have been using telekinesis on the prisoners at Quantanamo Bay. The CIA Director said they do not torture prisoners. Yet, I have personally suffered pain and agony. Even though there is no physical contact, telekinesis can cause irreversible internal damages and death. The CIA should respect the prisoners’ rights.
…The shuttle explosion over the Texas Louisiana border several years ago is no accident. God was trying to warn the US not to find Iraq… God also asked me to help stop the US invasion… Prior to this even, President Bush choked on a piece of Pretzel and fainted. That is no accident either.
…(Most of the CIA “readers” around me are young. They have a tendency of showing off their power. They told me that Princess Diana and her friend were going to die about a week before her death. Any interested party should consult them.)
…The CIA said that I am smart; that I can help them solve U.S. domestic and international problems; that I can help them to talk to God and that I can help them with their research on supernatural science (at the Stanford Research Institute). They want to know how God used mind energy to kill the shuttle. They want to develop weapons like that. They want me to help the U.S. achieve respectability - for one cannot achieve greatness with military might and riches alone. For all these reasons, the CIA keeps us here.
February 26, 2008 at 12:36 pm
[...] done. Hmm, I wonder if the Zionist Rosicrucian conspiracy killed all the scientists with their space lasers in order to replenish ”proteus”’s herds of gay sex/snuff slaves? Perhaps [...]
February 26, 2008 at 12:48 pm
AAGSLS: I see your Abian and raise you one Ludwig Plutonium.
It always comes back to the usenet kooks of yesteryear.
February 26, 2008 at 1:51 pm
As a Zombie, I can only add that nothing is lip smacking better that ‘Kooky’ brains. The higher in the administration the better.
February 26, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Plaintiff claims to have confronted Secretary of Defense Cheney with evidence of this allegation. Cheney, through “proteus,” purportedly told the plaintiff, “Well, we were so sick and tiered of killing black girls. We just had to put some variety back into our death-hunting industry. And they [Persians] are incredibly beautiful. The beauty of the face heightens the pleasure of the kill. I know of no higher pleasure than the gang-rape of exceedingly beautiful people.”
As to Archimedes Plutonium, he didn’t have a Ph.D. And I raise you a Robby Todino.
February 26, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Dude, there is only one place where this can end:
Un-ALTERED reproduction AND dissemination of this IMPORTANT information is ENCOURAGED!
For the good of all, let’s just not go there. Please, think of the kittens.
February 26, 2008 at 6:10 pm
I’m reluctant to question someone who’s a both a doctor and has a memory, but wasn’t that Archimedes Plutonium you meant @ 23?
February 26, 2008 at 7:03 pm
When I first heard about Plutonium, he was going by the name Archimedes, but Wikipedia says that there was a brief period of time when he was known as Ludwig Plutonium.
Anyways, getting back to meatspace, I’m raising you Mbeki’s AIDS Conference.
February 26, 2008 at 7:12 pm
ARTH HAS 4 CORNER
SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY
TIME CUBE
WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.
4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1
DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
February 26, 2008 at 7:35 pm
I can top Timecube (!)
It’s like Timecube with tits (NSFW):
http://colonel-van-apeldorn.tripod.com/
February 26, 2008 at 7:36 pm
a brief period of time when he was known as Ludwig Plutonium
…after which he broke down into a stable Euclid particle and two Appolonius mesons, no doubt.
February 29, 2008 at 5:31 am
http://www.interchangelab.com/researchdata.html
With groovy graphs even. It has disappeared from the internet, but Interchange used to promote a power source fueled by Ghost Energy.
Ooga-booga!