Like, what?

Via.

… I keep trying think of something to say about this, because the silence is so awkward. I don’t really have anything, but I’ve come up with:

1. Dear God, I accept that this is pretty much Chix With Dix. Following your son’s example on the cross, I will graciously accept that there is really no plausible alternative reading here, and that somehow Captain Ed’s change of URL is supposed to make Chix sprout, well, Dix. And that I share a planet with this shit.  All I ask, God, in your mercy, is that you give me Edward Scissorhands hands so I can claw my fucking brains out. In your mercy.

2. God, I’m not trying to be funny with you.

3. Dude … WHAT?

…UPDATE: Oh thank Christ.