Summary of Paul Fussell’s ‘A Power of Facing Unpleasant Facts’, an essay apparently unavailable on the internets:
Wise advice on how to take criticism.
He quotes Samuel Johnson (112):
An author places himself uncalled before the tribunal of criticism, and solicits fame at the hazard of disgrace.
E.M. Forster (113):
Some reviews give pain. This is regrettable, but no author has the right to whine. He was not obliged to be an author. He invited publicity, and he must take the publicity that comes along.
Edna St. Vincent Millay (113):
A person who publishes a book willfully appears before the populace with his pants down . . . . If it is a good book, nothing can hurt him. If it is a bad book, nothing can help him.
John Keats (113):
Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic of his own works.
[...]
Fussell’s taxonomy of authors’ wounded responses to criticism.
(Illustrated by amusing quotations from authors’ angry letters sent overhastily to the editors of major literary review magazines.)1) Assert your confusion, because so many “honest” readers have loved your work.
2) Embrace the loser’s precept: if others won’t praise you, praise yourself.
3) Expose the hidden, discreditable motive the reviewer has for panning your work (e.g., your work has been more favorably received than the reviewer’s).
4) Melodramatically portray a negative review as revenge settling old scores (e.g., for a negative review in the other direction).
5) Attribute a negative review to commercial jealousy (note archly that the reviewer has a competing work in the bookstores).
6) Assert that the reviewer has “not understood” your work (but as Fussell points out, this is a double-edged sword, because a lack of clarity is presumably your fault).
7) Point out in excruciating detail how the reviewer is wrong (offer to send a brief to anyone writing to ask for it).
8) Exhibit pure self-pity. (“Sir–Your cruel review of my _______ reduced me to tears, of course, as its author doubtless intended . . . .”)
Which brings us, naturally, to The Learned Load, who appears determined to stamp! stamp! stamp! his little feet in public until he gets some good reviews. Today, he’s rilly rilly toally toally mad at Keith Olbermann for noting his groundbreaking and thoughtful comparison of Barack Obama and FDR to Adolf Hitler:
Keith Olbermann is, of course, not really worth taking seriously. But you’ve got to love the staggering ignorance behind his continued insistence that fascists weren’t socialists because they beat other socialists to death. Golly. How many socialists did Stalin kill? Pretty much all of the show trial victims weren’t mere socialists but hardcore Communists. I guess Stalin was anti-Communist. Hitler’s Night of the Long Knives involved the slaughter of Nazis, so I guess by Olbermann’s logic Hitler was anti-Nazi. Most lefties can’t stand Joe Lieberman, I guess they’re anti-Democrat.
Mr. Buckley, this is your legacy.
… fussell-1982.pdf , courtesy of J-.
February 27, 2008 at 5:48 pm
I can see then, how it would only follow, that since FDR fought the Nazis, he must surely be one.
Would it not follow that Reagan was a commie?
Stunning!
February 27, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Fussell’s 1982 essay in Harper’s, listed under a slightly different title bibliography at Everything 2, is available online.
February 27, 2008 at 5:58 pm
in the bibliography
February 27, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Subscribers only, alas.
February 27, 2008 at 7:07 pm
HAHA J— subscribes to Harpers!!!!!
I don’t know what that means.
I love how Edna St. Vincent Millay makes her quote topical with the pants analogy. I wonder if this would me the load would be exposed, or that the load and the pants would be down around the ankles.
February 27, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Jesus. Doughy Ramone just gets stupider and stupider every time his piehole creaks open. Seriously, the guy is like an OT8 level of stupid, with a special secret back-story he can only reveal to fellow inner-circle morons.
So now show trials and putsches are ideological in and of themselves, rather than just obvious consolidations of raw power? Can we just roll up any and all loose examples of Lunchbox’s self-contradictory, tedious piffle and call it, say, oh I dunno — Loadism? Doughism? Maybe we should have a contest.
As always, macho garcìas for the link. Goldberg is a bottomless well of inspiration, I’ll give him that much. Too bad about the water.
February 27, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Eds.: Probably as good a time as any to point out that your banner graphic is in desperate need of a Kitler.
February 27, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Loadism? Doughism?
Jonanism?
February 27, 2008 at 11:52 pm
The fact that no one came up with “Jonanism” before the above suggests that the entire snarkopotamia should hang their heads in disgrace and possibly turn in their commenting badges.
February 28, 2008 at 2:36 am
I can’t believe he has a job, let alone a book, that people on tee vee discuss.
February 28, 2008 at 5:22 am
The movie, “The Ruling Class”, (1972)”, is out now on DVD, rent it. Teh funny, and I thought of Jonah more then once.
February 28, 2008 at 6:49 am
Okay, “Jonanism” is pretty damn brilliant. Gimme a sec and I’ll salute you.
February 28, 2008 at 6:58 am
In every picture of Jonah lecturing, he looks just like the “bad example” guy in the MST3K short on how to give speeches. Uncomfortable, off-balance, unsure of himself…
February 28, 2008 at 9:16 am
Indeed.
February 28, 2008 at 10:20 am
What does it mean, Pinko? It means that while my commenting badge may be a fake, forged in a happy, happy currency and other materials counterfeiting lab in Colombia, my subscription puts me one smiley face sticker closer to the authentic liberal fascist certificate I dream of hanging over my computer screen.
February 28, 2008 at 10:26 am
question: can anyone commit an act of jonanism? and if so, what is the…outcome, as it were, of such an act?
almost all answers lead to projectile vomiting, i’m afraid.
February 28, 2008 at 10:30 am
Q: can anyone commit an act of jonanism? and if so, what is the…outcome, as it were, of such an act?
A: Here.
February 28, 2008 at 10:42 am
The Editors, I’m trying to be a good American — I’ll get ‘jonanism’ into the OED if it’s the last thing I do.
http://instaputz.blogspot.com/2008/02/blogofascists-rejoice-new-word-jonanism_28.html
February 28, 2008 at 10:44 am
[...] c. 2008, from ‘Jonah Goldberg’ and ‘onanism’; see calling all toasters] [...]
February 28, 2008 at 11:15 am
Oh, you silly liberals! This is all just too simple for your pointy-headed fuzzy logic!
1) If Hitler/Stalin killed socialists— just proves Hitler/Stalin was a socialist!
2) If Hitler/Stalin liked socialists— just proves Hitler/Stalin was a socialist!
Admit it, you have no possible answer to my superior logic!
Kneel before Jonah!
February 28, 2008 at 11:36 am
what is the…outcome, as it were, of such an act?
A Jonasm. Usually, despite its vociferous triumphalism, a bit premature, and not very impressive.
February 28, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Doughy Ramone
Brilliant. Just brilliant.
I wouldn’t want the (fully deserved) hosannas for “Jonanism” to obscure the brilliance of Heywood’s contribution.
February 28, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Let’s see if I remember the catechism correctly…
Q.: When is it essential to lack a history qualification?
A.: When one wishes to stand outside the trade guild, with the independence necessary to write a book with an argument never before made with such care.
Q.: When is it essential to have a history qualification?
A.: When one is reviewing such a book, if one’s review is to be taken seriously.
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Did I miss anything?
February 28, 2008 at 2:50 pm
I’d actually say that Joe Lieberman is more anti-Democrat than I am. Really, that’s the best defense he can muster?
February 28, 2008 at 3:22 pm
The outcome of Jonanism is a “Goldbasm.”
February 28, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Excessive Jonanism may damage the Goldsphincter.
February 28, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Is that how an act of jonanism proceeds?
P.S. Dammit! Why does my spell check mark “jonanism”??
February 29, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Jonanism- a positively Wankerific coinage.
March 2, 2008 at 7:47 am
Cue Shirley Bassey Gold-SPHINCTAHHHHHHH.
March 12, 2008 at 1:20 am
I always thought that these bestseller lists were more marketing tools than an accurate measure of sales.
and I just can’t believe that he’d beat “In Defense of Food!” let alone the latest Oprah book club offering