cscs is making sense:
I think one thing is clear this far into the Democratic primary race: Both Obama’s and Clinton’s supporters must now drop out of the race.
Hillary Clinton’s supporters have gotten incredibly annoying, with their chants of “Yes She Can,” and charges of cultism and their desperate yelps of schadenfreude every time Clinton looks like she might actually be “recapturing the lead” that she never had.
And Obama’s supporters, yes, you too are incredibly annoying, with your accusations of Clintonian Republicanism and your whiny little cries about how you’re going to take your ball and run home if your candidate doesn’t win the primary.
Supporters of both candidates, please listen closely. For the good of the Party — no, for the good of the Nation! — the time has come for you to leave this race.
Maybe Clinton and Obama should follow their supporters and drop out of the race, and then bow down before the awesome majesty of The Dodd, because they know, deep down, that The Dodd is cooler than they’ll ever be. I think this is the only way to save Freedom. Via.
March 7, 2008 at 5:55 pm
But I thought we were trying to save fascism?
When does Dodd-Airwolf ’08 swoop in to save us all?
March 7, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Dodd (and to some extent Edwards) have been supportive of the Transcopterism movement, but times have changed and we need to move on. I reserve the right to withhold my vote until Hillary or Obama take a firm stance on supporting Human-Copter hybrids.
It saddens me that I have to point out that if the Dems had a Black-Female-Airwolf candidate we wouldn’t need to be having this discussion.
March 7, 2008 at 8:57 pm
The Dodd abides.
March 7, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Perhaps a The Dodd/The Edwards copresidency. I could vote for that.
March 7, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Dodd is Grendel the Bank and Insurance Company Monster.
I don’t care if Hillary or Obama wins. I voted for and supported Edwards. I would appreciate it if the loser, Hillary, dropped out of the race like losers should, for the benefit of November. A political caucus is only as strong as its determination to become solid.
March 7, 2008 at 9:46 pm
What are the odds that Hillary will win 63% of the vote in every primary event from here to the election?
March 8, 2008 at 2:20 am
Hillary is going to win in PA, but Obama will win in NC. I don’t think Hillary will get 63% in any of the rest of the primary events. So, whatever, I guess we’ll go another month with Hillary attacking the eventual nominee’s credentials. Obama should give some serious policy speeches with some ideas for the world to suck on for a few months. That’s what JFK would do, or TR. Come on out and give us some ideas, what’s the plan Stan? If he’s eligible to be President he should be chock full of ideas, these rallies are lame.