I have just returned from November, 2008, shortly after Barack HUSSEIN Obama has been declared President For Life of Los United Caliphates of Aztlan … IN SPANGLISH!!! Mick Jagger and David Bowie (the #3 and #3 figures in al-Qaeda, respectively) take to the streets in celebration, along with many other terrorists, all of whom rank above #2, and below #4, in al-Qaeda’s org chart. Those who cannot bear to see a great nation reduced to dusky foreign barbarism should avert their eyes and think upon St. George the Terror-Slayer strutting on his aircraft carrier. Everyone else … just avert your ears.
March 10, 2008 at 9:20 pm
In one outfit too.
March 10, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Oh, the humanity!
March 10, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Now you’ve done it….
March 10, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Exile, Let It Bleed, Sticky Fingers… and…
Let’s Work
March 10, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Work? No. Let us … Dance.
March 10, 2008 at 10:25 pm
hmmmph, Life on Mars is so much better…
The linked song reminds us of why the 80′s are best left forgotten…
March 10, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Dance
March 10, 2008 at 11:34 pm
WHERE IS THE VIDEO FOR THE JACKSON 5′s, STATE OF SHOCK?? F*** YOU, YOU TUBE.
March 11, 2008 at 4:56 am
You are Dan Simmons and I claim my five pounds.
March 11, 2008 at 7:10 am
the #3 and #3 figures in al-Qaeda, respectively…all of whom rank above #2, and below #4, in al-Qaeda’s org chart
Hilarious.
March 11, 2008 at 7:28 am
I’m sorry, but all this talk of Dancin’ in the Streets, and no one –NO ONE –mentions Van Freakin’ Halen?
March 11, 2008 at 8:41 am
Martha Reeves, bitch.
March 11, 2008 at 8:42 am
Van Freakin’ Halen?
How about the Mamas and the Freakin’ Papas, niggaz!
March 11, 2008 at 10:04 am
You’d think those two guys could have afforded to hire a choreographer. The dancing in that video looks like something my daughters put together.
March 11, 2008 at 10:28 am
Is it, “An Horrible Vision of the Future…?”
Or is that for the continentally-challenged only?
March 11, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Please don’t ever, ever, ever post that video again. That song is so fucking terrible it makes me want to claw out my eyes and stuff them in my ears to muffle the sound.
March 13, 2008 at 7:23 am
Feckn orrible
March 13, 2008 at 7:27 am
1B times more horrible than I remember it 20 years ago.