If we could just figure out a way to bust Eliot Spitzer for prostitution every day, we could all retire and concentrate on our poetry.
Sadly, most of the profits would have to be reinvested in $5500/hr prostitutes. I guess I could change careers.
March 11, 2008
I think I’ve figured out a way around all this ‘working for a living’ horseshit
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March 11, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I’ve been trying to write a poem for a while now, but I’m having a heck of a time coming up with a rhyme for “$5,500? Are you fucking kidding me?!?”
March 11, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Today I told my broker to buy up as much QAT International stock as possible. It’s a steal!
March 11, 2008 at 8:23 pm
I would still short Nader.
March 12, 2008 at 4:01 am
It must be an incredible ego boost to know that someone will sleep with you for what what would amount to near 40 million dollars a year.
March 12, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Gargoyle-Man, we hardley knew you.
http://alaskareport.com/news31/z49187_ashley_alexandra_dupre.htm
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