Some have noted that Bill Foster (D-IL), who recently won Dennis Hastert‘s old Congressional seat, is a physicist. But Chris Soghoian has noted something even more awesome – Foster is t3h k-133+ h4XX0r!!!11!!!-i^2!
Foster, a physicist with a Ph.D. from Harvard, surprised many when he won the district. After all, it had been a Republican stronghold for more than twenty years. After being sworn in on Tuesday, Foster has already made his mark, by providing the single vote needed to pass a significant ethics reform bill.
More surprising than the fact that Foster won in a heavily Republican district, more than his public position against telecom immunity, is the fact that Bill Foster is a computer geek.
According to a February article in the Chicago Tribune, Bill Foster has got coding skills:
The Democrat, Bill Foster of Geneva, is a get-out-the-vote geek. He’s a knock-on-doors nerd who wrote the software program credited with propelling Democratic challenger Patrick Murphy to a narrow victory in 2006 … “It was pretty remarkable,” said Nat Binns, a spokesman for Murphy’s campaign. “He dropped in from nowhere and approached the get-out-the-vote effort as a scientific puzzle.
“He helped us crack the code and figure out where we needed to go and how to do it really efficiently,” Binns said. “It was brilliant. We were able to knock on 140,000 doors on Election Day, which was a big part of why we won (by just 1,518 votes).”
Foster’s unofficial title was “campaign physicist.”
Foster worked as a researcher at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory (Fermilab) for 22 years. One of his main projects involved the design of equipment and data analysis software for the lab’s high energy particle collision detector.
However …
As for the Congressman’s laptop? He owns a Dell that runs Windows.
Which makes me feel somewhat better about caving and buying an HP Vista machine after all. I understand this is a shallow decision, but the hardware specs on even a modestly-priced one are like something out of a science fiction movie, and if Vista really sucks as much as promise, it seems like Ubuntu is less of a nightmare than Red Hat c.1998 was.
Because you were dying to know.

March 13, 2008 at 5:38 pm
I use Ubuntu at work. It’s pretty nifty. For the truely nerdy, Gentoo is a must. Then you can covertly brag about compile-time options and gcc flags in the guise of a whine. As in, “awww gee, I’d love to come to the party, but my path variable has been feeding the wrong information to dot config, and I need to figure out how to disable certain options in the eee build.” After a line like that, they’ll know you’re smart and that you like computers too! I mean, how cool!
March 13, 2008 at 7:27 pm
I’m on my second Sony Vaio notebook; the first having suffered a fatal injury when some cats dumped green tea WITH HONEY all over it.
This new one seems to be holding up very well, and it is kept a safer distance away from the cats but one of them is a Bengal and you just never know how far is far enough.
His latest thing is Google searches. I leave the computer for 5 minutes! And when I come back, Teh Google is open and searches have been made. Usually for something like fhgnnnnnnnn, but those could just be the ones he doesn’t care if I know about. He seems to like Apple TV, too, but he turns that off when he hears me coming, so he’s obviously watching something he doesn’t want me to see. Panda pr0n? We may never know.
As for #@§©¡¡-†®À§H’s kind advice, I am unable to follow it since I do not understand any of it. Alas! I am destined to be known as a person who is not-smart and definitely uncool. Who likes computers. Just not enough. Or in the right way. Or something. eee build. Thingy.
March 13, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Dammit, if I had known that you were not serious about getting an Apple, I would have directed you to where you could get employee pricing on a sexay Thinkpad T60. How can you ever expect to be leet with an HP notebook?
March 13, 2008 at 7:49 pm
I was really leaning toward getting a Macbook at the beginning of the year. Now I’m leaning toward Macbooks are bullshit.
March 13, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Is l33t cereal best enjoyed with Mountain Dew Code Red, or Red Bull?
March 13, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Awww, man. I feel bad – I could have kept you away from the grand funkholing stank that is Vista, and HP’s recent turn of offering very cheap machines that have No Battery Life and Will Heat Sterilize You.
March 13, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Wait, Bill Foster is a computer geek? Does this mean he supports the liberal/fascist position of “Net Neutrality” like all those other geeks who won’t let the telcos walk all over them? Bad liberal fascist! Bad! You’re supposed to pretend like you give a damn before caving in with the wimpy half of your party!
Can’t anyone in this damn shadowy cabal rush Rep. Foster a list of centrist talking points before he continues to exert his liberal fascist side?
March 14, 2008 at 8:53 am
With any luck, come the next academic year, I’ll be starting my own lab in an independent position. What LINUX flavor would y’all recommend for me (I need something that’ll run all my favorite LINUX based software, but which requires not much in the way of mad hacking skillz on my part — I might do pretty much all my research computationally, but I’m alas not really a computer geek)?
March 14, 2008 at 9:02 am
Ubuntu looks pretty user-friendly, and you can actually try it out without installing it (by creating a boot CD). It looks like one would still have to do some amount of manual configuration (the internets are HERE, you dumb fucking machine), but it seems alright and people say positive things. You might be better off with something like Cygwin, though, which lets you emulate Unix in windows. This might be easier if you really don’t want to mess with drivers and configuration at all, and if you want to continue to work in a Windows ecosystem.
March 14, 2008 at 10:15 am
Thank you for the recommendation — it sounds like maybe, with a bit of mooching off advice given over the internets (they should do an update of Minnie the Moocher … DAS the Moocher?), I could manage it.
Plus the website has a picture of cool, young, hip people lying down. I’m cool! I’m young! I’m hip! Well, maybe I was never cool nor hip and my youth is rapidly fading into the distance, but I can use Ubuntu and delude myself into thinking I look as young, hip and attractive as the people shown on the webpage. Right?
March 14, 2008 at 10:24 am
“but I can use Ubuntu and delude myself into thinking I look as young, hip and attractive as the people shown on the webpage. Right?”
Man, I bet you’re sorry you missed out on the Ubuntu naked people: http://robitaille.wordpress.com/2007/04/14/the-naked-people-artwork-in-ubuntu/
March 14, 2008 at 10:32 am
Naked people? That sounds NSFW …
March 14, 2008 at 10:57 am
My deep disappointment in your not getting a ThinkPad is somewhat assuaged by the fact that when I saw the 133t box I suffered Traumatic Laff Seizure Sydrome (TLSS) in my corpus laff-o-sum.
March 14, 2008 at 11:24 am
As for the Congressman’s laptop? He owns a Dell that runs Windows.
“Bill, I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to ask you for your geek badge and water gun.”
Let me also add a vote for Ubuntu for comparative ease of use. One should probably double-check that it’s not too recent a release, though: things like wireless have a way of breaking in a brand new version. Yeah, the fix gets pushed out in a hurry, but how do you download it? Fortunately, one can always go with a slightly older release and upgrade at leisure. OpenSUSE is also finally fairly okay again with version 10.3, but there are a lot of default things that will turn many laptops into sloths.
Cygwin might be an alternative, but I wouldn’t consider it the greatest way to run “all [your] favorite Linux based software”. If you need to keep Windows around, dual booting has become much easier to set up these days, and there’s always the possibility of setting up a virtual machine for Windows if you’re thinking of running for Congress in Illinois.
March 14, 2008 at 1:45 pm
is that direction to employee pricing only available to teh editors, or is that something for the whole community?
March 15, 2008 at 4:58 pm
LOL… ZOMFG! Teh box of cereal is so funny!
but l33t is even funnier if it’s spelled 1337 :^)
March 15, 2008 at 8:39 pm
huh?