So’s you know:
House Financial Services Committee Chairman Barney Frank (D., Mass.) and his Senate counterpart, [The] Dodd of Connecticut, might not agree on all economic issues, but they did agree today on exactly where the U.S. economy is: in a recession.
“We are in a recession now that has an unusual cause. It is not your usual cyclical problem…This is a structurally caused recession,” Frank told reporters at a news conference.
[The] Dodd, also appearing at the news conference, had an even gloomier take. “This is the worst housing crisis in our lifetime. We are in a recession. People want to talk about ‘Are we?’ — we’re in one. The question is, how deep is this going to go? How long lasting will it be?”
He went on to say it doesn’t look pretty. “The underlying economic conditions in our country are not good for resolving this,” [The] Dodd said. “Almost every other recession we can talk about lasted eight months. When you’ve got deficits running as high as they are — The value of the dollar… inflation going up, unemployment going up, these are not great underlying economic circumstances to respond to the situation.”
Michael Moore is fat. Al Gore has a house. Barack Obama is Muslim.
… Update: I recently had a dream that I was in high school and the ghost of H. Rap Brown gave me an unexpected math test. I was sharpening my pencil, and my penis fell off and slithered away. It was very frightening! Barack Obama should denounce, reject, renounce, deject, pounce, deflect, trounce, and disrespect H. Rap Brown and Stokely Carmichael or stand convicted of witchy voodoo.
March 14, 2008 at 7:26 pm
[...] Dodd, really stupid people, Recession, stealth Muslim, trivial stuff, [The] Dodd | …and prolific and stuff, it’s very, very funny. I believe as far as the Empathetic Pain Scale goes, they’re about as close to me as [...]
March 14, 2008 at 7:42 pm
I ask you, has ever a movie looked more terrible than Speed Racer?
March 14, 2008 at 11:14 pm
‘Recession’,’ Depression’, it’s all the same thing, man.
March 14, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Damn, guess I picked the wrong year to start burning $20 bills! silly me.
just remember, kids, stuff your pillow with euros….
March 14, 2008 at 11:45 pm
The update is the funniest thing I’ve read in weeks. But maybe that’s because I just had that dream, too. Weird.
March 15, 2008 at 12:58 am
I’m sure that the President will bring the full force of his expertise, planning, work ethic, and competence to ensure the national economy stays the course.
March 15, 2008 at 1:47 am
It’s the last year of a two-term GOP Presidency, of course the economy is fucking lame.
And y’all need to keep “The Dodd” out my face ‘fore I ask him how much he ever wagered on a coin flip.
March 15, 2008 at 9:50 am
“I recently had a dream that I was in high school and the ghost of H. Rap Brown gave me an unexpected math test. I was sharpening my pencil, and my penis fell off and slithered away.”
Good for you. You got to have a dream. If you don’t have a dream, how you gonna have a dream-come-true?
March 15, 2008 at 11:43 am
A recession can mean only one thing: time for more tax cuts for America’s aristocrats!
March 15, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Apropos of nothing except undying love for poor men:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZp2JcmUU6o
Gilligan in a tween Maynard/Gilligan avatarism.
March 15, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Oops. Wrong url.
Right one:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3631460244853075030&q=beverly+hillbillies&total=476&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0
March 15, 2008 at 11:00 pm
I ask you, has ever a movie looked more terrible than Speed Racer?
No.
March 16, 2008 at 1:08 am
If poor people were permitted to sell their children into slavery we wouldn’t be having these problems. And machine guns. Every family should be required to own a machine gun.
March 16, 2008 at 8:25 am
K. Ron – poor people are not only permitted to sell their children into slavery; they’re actually encouraged to do so. Haven’t you seen the army recruitment ads where parents are urged to send their kids to Iraq to die?