Oh, why don’t you just ignore Hitchens? Why are you paying him so much attention? Don’t you know that if you just ignore him he’ll go away? That’s what YOU said. And I ignored him. And I ignored him and I ignored him and I ignored him some more. And then, after all that ignoring, Christopher Hitchens – Our Modern Cal Thomas – wrote this. And then I tried ignoring that for a whole week, but it starting attracting flies and giving off an odor and now I’m going to have to have the whole internets fumigated. Last time I listen to you.
Fortunately, Hitchens does not now, nor has he ever, guided policy. He guides remarkably little, in fact, except the stalwart dinghy U.S.S. Payattentiontome in its noble voyages on a sea of Chivas. And much of the punditocracy sails with him. As for people who matter – and who are more easily, though less justifiably, ignored – many seem to have ended up in the same place:
Obama’s foreign-policy advisers come from diverse backgrounds. They are former aides to Democratic mandarins like Tom Daschle and Lee Hamilton (Denis McDonough and Ben Rhodes, respectively); veterans of the Clinton administration’s left flank (Tony Lake and Susan Rice); a human-rights advocate who helped write the Army’s and Marine Corps’ much-lauded counterinsurgency field manual (Sarah Sewall); a retired general who helped run the air war during the invasion of Iraq (Scott Gration); and a former journalist who revolutionized the study of U.S. foreign policy (Samantha Power). Yet they form a committed, intellectually coherent, and surprisingly united foreign-affairs team. (Shortly before this piece went to press, Power resigned from the campaign after making an intemperate remark to a reporter.)
They also share a formative experience with each other and with Obama. Each opposed the Iraq War at a time when doing so was derided by their colleagues, by journalists, and by the foreign-policy establishment. Each did so because they understood that the invasion and occupation ran counter to the goal of destroying al-Qaeda. And each bore the frustration of endless lectures on their lack of so-called seriousness from those who suffered from strategic myopia.
You can ignore or revile the Hitchenses in the media, but it won’t do any good, as they all went to the same $5500/hr sheep-fucking orgy and they all took pictures. (Best current theory.) It’s annoying, but that’s show business. OTOH, you actually get to vote to get these people jobs which matter a great deal more.
Or not.
March 26, 2008 at 11:35 am
on a sea of Chivas
Johnny Walker Blue, actually. (Chivas? Pauper, please.)
March 26, 2008 at 1:28 pm
It is a well-known fact that the Eds know nothing about whiskey. Rumor has it that their drink of choice is vodka, as long as it comes in a plastic gallon container for under $5.
March 26, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Rumor has it that their drink of choice is vodka
If I recall correctly, it was the The Editors who once indicated a preference for the distilled gall of Chuck Norris, administered through a firehose. I’ve attempted to secure a source of this libation ever since; however, Mr. Norris has proven surprisingly resistant to having a tap stuck into his abdomen. Damn and blast!
March 26, 2008 at 6:28 pm
God Damn it! When will people learn like Kim Jung Il did, JW Black is just as good, and much cheaper, as JW Blue when you’re the distinctive scotch throated warbler of all twenty-four hours.
Despots from Indonesia to Albania AND What ever Hitch is agree, JW Black – For the Distinctive Rich Swiller, that could afford Blue, yet choose to swill.
God Damn It! Damn it to hell! Get ye to Hades, sir!
March 26, 2008 at 6:33 pm
The Editors drink Cherry Cisco with a splash of Banana-Berry Mad Dog 20/20, rocks, shaker, in a giant martini glass, and the whole time he’s screaming, he’s got his pinky finger pointed straight out. I read about it in US Weekly.
March 26, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Just for the record,
dingy:
http://www.tomdolinger.com/images/sub2_clorox1big.jpg
dinghy:
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/cunningham_boat_050107_FRESH.jpg
Usually I don’t bother to correct spelling mistakes, but for some reason, your sentence really confused me.
March 26, 2008 at 6:55 pm
He sails the ocean blue
And his saucy ship’s a beauty
The sober part? Not so much.
March 27, 2008 at 9:48 am
Hitch writes, ” I am one of those who, for example, believes that the global conflict that began in August 1914 did not conclusively end, despite a series of “fragile truces,” until the fall of the Berlin Wall and the collapse of the Soviet Union. This is not at all to redefine warfare and still less to contextualize it out of existence. ”
Yes. Yes, it is, you pathetic drunk.
March 27, 2008 at 2:06 pm
I think the people saying “ignore Hitchens” meant while you’re driving and he’s jaywalking. They’re still wrong because even dent doctor couldn’t repair that hood crater.
March 27, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Whatever they drink, they can’t handle it any better than McCain.
Sad to relate that I find McCain’s delivery of his psycho joke funny. But then I’m a sucker for sung pop referential puns.