Nouri al-Maliki, our man in Baghdad, is dedicated to fostering an era of national reconciliation where wild ponies roam free grazing on freedom grass and recognizing Israel in the New Iraq (Now with 30% fewer hangers-on!). Marc Lynch, on the other hand, wants the terrorists to win:
“[Maliki] announced a seven-point plan to stabilize the area, including recruiting 10,000 more police and army forces from local tribes.” – Associated Press.
Um, haven’t we been told for the last year that it’s simply impossible to hire more than 20% of the Sunni Awakenings fighters into the army and police, even if the increasingly urgent need to find jobs for these Sunni fighters is the single thing which keeps David Petraeus awake at night? Those 10,000 army and police jobs for local Shia tribes sure did materialize mighty fast. I guess it’s easier to find jobs for certain tribesmen than others. I’m sure this will help with national reconciliation and the consolidation of a non-sectarian state. Jeebus.
In addition to his reconcilin’ ways, Maliki imagineers himself to be the head of a ”national” army acting in defense of the central government in its attempts to put down dastardly armed militias. And if there’s one thing that Vietnam, Iraq and the Florida recount have taught us, it’s that nothing is impossible once you imagine it to be, provided your you’re manly and authentic enough about it to cause Matthews to batter his lashes.
Any suggestion that Maliki is merely using the official uniform of the Iraqi army to launder an intra-Shiite conflict between the Sadrists and ISCI is a sure sign that libruhls refuse to acknowledge that the Surge succeeded the day John McCain went shopping in that market in Baghdad. Ergo, Marc Lynch hates freedom:
… if this al-Zaman story is correct and the 10,000 inductees are in fact from ISCI’s Badr brigades and Dawa militias and not from local tribes, then this story becomes far, far worse. That’s particularly the case if this other al-Zaman report is correct: that the new Badr inductees are meant to replace the “”thousands of police members and officers who allegedly refused orders to take part in the fight against the militiamen of cleric Moqtada al-Sadr.” Instead of strengthening the state’s capacity in Basra, this would become simply another move in the intra-Shia power struggle: exacerbating not just the sectarian but the factional identity of the security forces, alienating rather than reaching out to the Mahdi Army, and all while doing nothing to bring Basra residents closer to the state. While this wouldn’t be much of a surprise, given the way Maliki has always operated, it would radically reduce the prospects that anything constructive can be salvaged from the last week’s bloodshed.
What’s more, if al-Zaman is correct about this, it will have a sharply negative effect on the Sunni-Shia front, as well. Al-Zaman explicitly frames it as “when the Sunnis who fought against al-Qaeda remain blocked from joining the army and police, the Badr militias get fast-tracked into the security services.” This was bad enough as sectarian or regional discrimination (Shias in the south get in, Sunnis in the West and in Baghdad need not apply)… but if Shia militias are rapidly inducted while the former Sunni insurgency factions are left cooling their heels, get ready for the kindling to catch.
Even on the verge of total victory, the perfidy of moonbats like Lynch is taking a toll on the band of merry Kagans - who are now forced to furrow brows and contemplate inserting slight caveats in assorted mission accomplished regalia. Contemplate I said. Not plating. But if you liberals get your way…
April 2, 2008 at 10:36 am
you’re. just saying.
April 2, 2008 at 11:26 am
liberal grammasyntafascism
April 2, 2008 at 12:31 pm
I think you’re getting the hang of it, curv3ball. But easy on the Matthews mancrush jokes, ok? Atrios already supplies us with about 5,000% of the recommended dose…
April 2, 2008 at 2:44 pm
You people with your damn movie references (Red Queens on Friday, sticking badges today). What, am I not only supposed to overdose on blogs and politics but also spend the rest of my time with AMC and TMC. When the hell am I supposed to take care of my kids!!
April 2, 2008 at 2:57 pm
If Lynch really hated our freedom, he’d go on to point out that the members of the sunni militia that beat down al-Qaeda haven’t been paid in months.
April 3, 2008 at 8:01 am
THE EDITORS!
This requires your attention:
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/NinaMay/2008/04/02/democrats_have_kept_racism_alive
Note the byline:
Nina May is the Founder and Chairman of the Renaissance Foundation, an international leadership organization with offices in the US and the Republic of Korea.
We need to figure out what to do about this upstart Institute, how to crush it, and, more importantly, when to schedule a softball match with them.
April 3, 2008 at 2:49 pm
to cause Matthews to batter his lashes.
Hmmm, eyelash tempura. You have just resolved my “What’s for lunch?” quandary.
April 3, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Hmmm, eyelash tempura. You have just resolved my “What’s for lunch?” quandary
“Nothing, now”?
April 4, 2008 at 4:57 am
‘to cause Matthews to batter his lashes.’
Mmm, tasty tasty fried eyehair.
April 4, 2008 at 8:02 am
We’ve exceed the limit for Herr Doktors on this thread. Also: jokes about my grammar/syntax. You’d think I was freakin’ Yglesias or something. You will all pay dearly.
April 4, 2008 at 10:34 am
Dammit, Eric, now you’re on yet another site, this time with an alias?
April 6, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable was doctorating here while I was still lurking, which is why he gets to use capital letters.
April 6, 2008 at 2:58 pm
11: you know you want it, Jim. Embrace the lash. Embrace it!
April 7, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I think it is properly spelled “Steeenking Badges”