Comments on: The Enemy of your Enemy is the Friend of your Frienemy and an Anemone giving Eminem an Enema, see? http://thepoorman.net/2008/04/25/the-enemy-of-your-enemy-is-the-friend-of-your-enemiend-and-your-frienemys-enema-andor-eminem/ leading the Democratic Lynch Mob since 2010 Fri, 17 Dec 2010 11:05:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: The whirlwind « The Poor Man Institute http://thepoorman.net/2008/04/25/the-enemy-of-your-enemy-is-the-friend-of-your-enemiend-and-your-frienemys-enema-andor-eminem/#comment-5010 Thu, 01 May 2008 21:04:24 +0000 http://thepmi.wordpress.com/?p=216#comment-5010 [...] was, of course, before we realized that al Qaeda is our #1 frienemy in the cuddlefight against Iran, or something.  So, clear-eyed strategery dictated we play musical chairs with our alliances and [...]

]]> By: Xopher http://thepoorman.net/2008/04/25/the-enemy-of-your-enemy-is-the-friend-of-your-enemiend-and-your-frienemys-enema-andor-eminem/#comment-4754 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:44:52 +0000 http://thepmi.wordpress.com/?p=216#comment-4754 Ooo, I’d LIKE to give Eminem an enema. Someone tie him to the waterboard for me.

What? That’s his FACE?!?!?

Never mind.

]]> By: Todd http://thepoorman.net/2008/04/25/the-enemy-of-your-enemy-is-the-friend-of-your-enemiend-and-your-frienemys-enema-andor-eminem/#comment-4724 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:42:59 +0000 http://thepmi.wordpress.com/?p=216#comment-4724 We have always been at war with Eurasia. That’s double-plus un fucking right.

]]> By: Davis X. Machina http://thepoorman.net/2008/04/25/the-enemy-of-your-enemy-is-the-friend-of-your-enemiend-and-your-frienemys-enema-andor-eminem/#comment-4708 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 19:37:51 +0000 http://thepmi.wordpress.com/?p=216#comment-4708 We’ll just keep fighting whoever until we win something.

If John McCain were challenged, as Rabbi Hillel once was with the Law and the Prophets, to teach the whole of Republican foreign policy while standing on one leg, he could do no better.

The rest would be, as it is said, just commentary.

]]> By: celcus http://thepoorman.net/2008/04/25/the-enemy-of-your-enemy-is-the-friend-of-your-enemiend-and-your-frienemys-enema-andor-eminem/#comment-4704 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 13:45:58 +0000 http://thepmi.wordpress.com/?p=216#comment-4704 Weren’t we at war with Eastasia?

]]> By: McCain´s left testicle http://thepoorman.net/2008/04/25/the-enemy-of-your-enemy-is-the-friend-of-your-enemiend-and-your-frienemys-enema-andor-eminem/#comment-4701 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:36:02 +0000 http://thepmi.wordpress.com/?p=216#comment-4701 My friends,

We are facing a grave threat. The threat of liberal fascism. The threat is real and, my friends, we need a party of the right to counter the fascism of the left.

My friend Jonah Goldberg has through a deep analysis of history arrived at the conclusion that Librul=Nazi and current events has born this out. Only us republicans can save us, my friends, from a resurgent liberal-islamo-darwino-nazio-fascism.

Go read for yourselves:
http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2008/04/stupid_is_as_stupid_does.php

]]> By: Todd http://thepoorman.net/2008/04/25/the-enemy-of-your-enemy-is-the-friend-of-your-enemiend-and-your-frienemys-enema-andor-eminem/#comment-4698 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:43:41 +0000 http://thepmi.wordpress.com/?p=216#comment-4698 Doff your cap fo’ that.

How else is the rest of the world supposed to see it coming?

See, you gotta think.

]]> By: Todd http://thepoorman.net/2008/04/25/the-enemy-of-your-enemy-is-the-friend-of-your-enemiend-and-your-frienemys-enema-andor-eminem/#comment-4697 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:39:41 +0000 http://thepmi.wordpress.com/?p=216#comment-4697 –my submission for a new national anthem.
Whattaya think?

You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge

Verse One: Ice Cube

Straight outta Compton, crazy motherf**ker named Ice Cube
From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes
When I’m called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya f**k with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass, that’s how I’m goin out
For the punk motherf**kers that’s showin out
Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherf**ker like that
with a gat that’s pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain’t no tellin when I’m down for a jack move
Here’s a murder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don’t make me act the motherf**kin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I’m knockin niggaz out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherf**kers see clearly
that I’m down with the capital C-P-T
Boy you can’t f**k with me
So when I’m in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Ice Cube is crazy as f**k
As I leave, believe I’m stompin
but when I come back, boy, I’m comin straight outta Compton

Chorus:

[City of Compton, City of Compton]

[Eazy E] Yo Ren
[MC Ren] Whassup?
[Eazy E] Tell em where you from!

Verse Two: MC Ren

Straight outta Compton, another crazy ass nigga
More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger
I’m a bad motherf**ker and you know this
But the pussy ass niggaz don’t show this
But I don’t give a f**k, I’ma make my snaps
If not from the records, from jackin the crops
Just like burglary, the definition is ‘jackin’
And when illegally armed it’s called ‘packin’
Shoot a motherf**ker in a minute
I find a good piece o’ pussy, I go up in it
So if you’re at a show in the front row
I’m a call you a b***h or dirty-ass ho
You’ll probably get mad like a b***h is supposed to
But that shows me, slut, you’re composed to
a crazy muthaf**ker from tha street
Attitude legit cause I’m tearin up s**t
MC Ren controls the automatic
For any dumb muthaf**ker that starts static
Not the right hand cause I’m the hand itself
every time I pull a AK off the shelf
The security is maximum and that’s a law
R-E-N spells Ren but I’m raw
See, coz I’m the motherf**kin villain
The definition is clear, you’re the witness of a killin
that’s takin place without a clue
And once you’re on the scope, your ass is through
Look, you might take it as a trip
but a nigga like Ren is on a gangsta tip
Straight outta Compton…

Chorus:

[City of Compton, City of Compton]

[Dr. Dre] Eazy is his name and the boy is comin…

Verse Three: Eazy-E

…straight outta Compton
is a brotha that’ll smother yo’ mother
and make ya sister think I love her
Dangerous motherf**ker raises hell
And if I ever get caught I make bail
See, I don’t give a f**k, that’s the problem
I see a motherf**kin cop I don’t dodge him
But I’m smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a punk pass, I smile
To me it’s kinda funny, the attitude showin a nigga drivin
but don’t know where the f**k he’s going, just rollin
lookin for the one they call Eazy
But here’s a flash, they never seize me
Ruthless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark
except when I unload, see I’ll get over the hesitation
and hear the scream of the one who got the last penetration
Give a little gust of wind and I’m jettin
But leave a memory no one’ll be forgettin
So what about the b***h who got shot? f**k her!
You think I give a damn about a b***h? I ain’t a sucker!
This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever f**k with me
You’ll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
word to the motherf**ker, straight outta Compton

Chorus:

[City of Compton, City of Compton]

[Damn that s**t was dope!]

]]> By: Theophrastus Bombastus von Hoehenheim den Sidste http://thepoorman.net/2008/04/25/the-enemy-of-your-enemy-is-the-friend-of-your-enemiend-and-your-frienemys-enema-andor-eminem/#comment-4691 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 00:43:46 +0000 http://thepmi.wordpress.com/?p=216#comment-4691 In your title, you mis-spelled “Friend of your Frenulum.”

Other-wise, keep up the good work.

]]> By: kenmeer livermaile http://thepoorman.net/2008/04/25/the-enemy-of-your-enemy-is-the-friend-of-your-enemiend-and-your-frienemys-enema-andor-eminem/#comment-4688 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:25:42 +0000 http://thepmi.wordpress.com/?p=216#comment-4688 “–my submission for a new national anthem.
Whattaya think?”

Great, but could you swap out limousines with ‘flying houseboats’?

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