I’ve been getting a flood of e-mails and phone calls, some of which include death threats, about my attempt to raise awareness of how the great porn dragon inspires Jews into pornography and prostitution and then, like the snake he is, turns the public against the Jews. Some have questioned whether there is any link to Jews and porn-prostitution. I guess I’ll have to start showing the evidence [...]
(In one of those “stranger than fiction”-type coincidences, Great Porn Dragon is my rap name.) Awesomest:
[Zirkle] says he’s not for segregation in terms of oppression or crime. Rather, he says it’s something voters should consider with crime rates and out of wedlock births high among African Americans. “The segregation, when you use that word, it’s a loaded term and many people think about oppressing a people and denying the right to vote. And no one is calling for that type of segregation because that was wrong and I even said that was criminal,” says Zirkle. “We could have six states that are African American, 44 states white and Hispanic, because I don’t really see much of a difference between the two cultures. Let people vote and let them decide.”
Which puts him to the left of respected political thinkers Michelle Malkin, Victor Davis Hanson, and Michael Savage. I think I’m starting to understand this Liberal Fascism deal.

April 27, 2008 at 11:22 am
Tony Zirkle is running in Indiana. So naturally, I was gratified to learn, just today, that he was speaking to Nazis in Chicago.
Making them officially Illinois Nazis.
I hate Illinois Nazis.
April 27, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Porn the Magic Dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked, turning all the Jews into Ron Jeremy…
September 11, 2009 at 9:58 am
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 27, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Let’s see: Jew Porn Dragons are the white men of Indiana Republican Nutzo Liberal Fascism?
Can I get a book contract now?
April 27, 2008 at 12:52 pm
You didn’t read far enough down on his home page, there’s better comedy gold than even the Porn Dragon:
” I’m considering discussing divorce aids and my plans for a “Derrenger’s for Dildos” policy to put guns in American women’s hands instead of divorce aids. Presently, when a criminal is arrested for a weapons crime, the prosecutors seek orders to destroy those weapons. What a waste! Put our criminal prisoners to work modifying those guns to be smart-guns that can only be fired when the female owner is holding it so that children don’t hurt themselves and so that criminals can’t use them (unless they use the woman’s hand). When a women turns in her stash of divorce aids, then give her a free gun to defend America when the jihadists follow us home.”
This is Landover Baptist territory. I was thinking he’d tipped his hand as a parody of a wingnut campaign website, but then I read on from there, where he devolves into quotes from Jeremiah and random street-preacher babbling.
April 27, 2008 at 2:35 pm
His evidence includes:
http://www.jewwatch.com/jew-atrocities-blood-libel.html
http://christianparty.net/snuffjews.htm
and my personal favorite:
http://www.kkk.bz/white_women_are_being_enslaved_w.htm
That last one says it all, really. Zirkle concludes with this thoughtful admonition:
“Let’s save our Jewish brothers and sisters from this tyrant king porn dragon before we get to another world-wide pogrom.”
Indeed.
April 27, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Derrenger’s for Dildos
Aw, fuck, yeah!
I gotta see if I can come up with some prapaganda for this.
April 27, 2008 at 2:54 pm
I hope nobody is casting aspersions on the quality reportage found at Jew Watch Dot Com. I never would have found my kosher Timex were I not a regular reader.
April 27, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Dammit, Editors, you weren’t supposed to tell anyone about the Great Porn Dragon! Our Elders are having a hard enough time dealing with that great threat to Judaism without your fearmongering paparazzi!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find an adult video store nearby…for research.
April 27, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Has this tyrant king porn dragon met Albi the racist dragon?
April 27, 2008 at 5:37 pm
The corner hasn’t mentioned Zirkle at all.
Shocking, I know.
April 27, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Typing that into Google may be one of the fastest ways of getting on an FBI watch list.
April 27, 2008 at 6:12 pm
I wonder if Little Jackie Paper knew the truth.
April 27, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Anyone know if Our Jonah has yet noted how this episode further supports his thesis?
April 27, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Jackie kept a lookout perched
On Puff’s gigantic tail
Maybe he did know, poor kid.
April 27, 2008 at 8:02 pm
[...] good. The Zardoz angle. How very … very. Excuse me while a go buy a dildo so I can trade it in for a gun with which I might shoot myself. The gun is good and the penis bad, after [...]
April 27, 2008 at 8:46 pm
As that like the most exalted pot cyclops?
April 27, 2008 at 11:15 pm
In case you weren’t already aware:
http://www.porn-dragon.com/
April 28, 2008 at 8:42 am
Oh…and also:
http://images.elfwood.com/fanq/b/r/brisen/porn_dragon.jpg
Vanessa Ide must be one of his henchwomen…
April 28, 2008 at 11:11 am
What am I? Chopped liver?
April 28, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Alright guys, I’m not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get kinda weird… Two dragons
April 28, 2008 at 6:51 pm
[...] The Editors and Dave [...]
April 29, 2008 at 12:19 am
[...] from: The Poorman, quote from [...]
April 29, 2008 at 3:11 am
Porn dragon is such a media whore.
April 29, 2008 at 9:20 am
“I wonder if Little Jackie Paper knew the truth.”
I can’t vouch for Jackie, but I did go to Hebrew school in Baltimore with a kid named Sherman Paper.
Coincidence? Grow up.
April 30, 2008 at 11:48 am
I love the dragon, but shouldn’t it have a yarmulke? ;-)
May 6, 2008 at 2:17 pm
I am the owner of the affore mentioned site http://www.porn-dragon.com I am not really getting what this site is all about but my site is in no way related to anything to do with the jewish faith in approval or denial of it. I just noticed this linked on google as a refferal to my site and thought I would see what it was…