May 2, 2008
Shorter* Bush administration strategy*** for winning over those unappreciative Iraqis that continue to resist our generous offer to occupy their country in the name of liberty and justice for all**:
*‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. Giving proper attribution for the ‘Shorter’ concept pioneered by Sadly, No!
**Image courtesy of this site
***for lemuel pitkin, defender of The Rules
May 2, 2008 at 7:08 pm
I totally blame Iraqis for not being more like the revolting British colonists circa 250 years ago. Fucking assholes.
May 2, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Don’t worry, I feel like things are about to come on.
May 3, 2008 at 6:36 am
A “shorter” thing has to include a link to what you’re enshortening. That’s in the Rules.
May 3, 2008 at 10:23 am
I like the idea of calling the entire population of Iraq “fucking assholes.” I dare Bush to do that in public. Seriously. I absolutely dare him. Pussy.
May 3, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Shorter shorter Bush strategery:
“The beatings will continue until morale improves”.
May 3, 2008 at 10:10 pm
“Keep firing, Assholes!”
May 4, 2008 at 4:00 pm
“What’s strategery?”