Comments on: “I’m sorry, the asshole isn’t available right now. Would you like a kick in the teeth?”

By: rone

rone — Thu, 08 May 2008 04:20:09 +0000

Cyclone’s come
Myanmar’s bereft
It’s been wiped clean
There’s nothing left

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Sifu Tweety Fish — Wed, 07 May 2008 19:26:43 +0000

Global warming’s a crock
ask anybody alive
you point to the cyclone
I say “watch this drive!”

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The Editors — Wed, 07 May 2008 19:00:42 +0000

100,000 pwned
have $2.50, you n00bs
Next on CNN:
Hannah Montana has bewbs!

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Sifu Tweety Fish — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:48:58 +0000

A quarter mil
Hey that’s not bupkis
It’s almost Yoo’s salary
Post-Department of Justice

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The Editors — Wed, 07 May 2008 17:58:13 +0000

250 large
built Baghdad’s T.G.I.Friday’s
A tidal wave of liberation!
Freedom’s untidy

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Sifu Tweety Fish — Wed, 07 May 2008 17:24:40 +0000

Our country’s wrecked
We’ve lost our moms
But hey good luck
It wasn’t bombs!

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ajay — Wed, 07 May 2008 16:16:06 +0000

A hurricane knocked
Our city flat
“Well, no one could have
Expected that!”

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The Editors — Wed, 07 May 2008 14:47:24 +0000

A quarter mill
Won’t help the needy
But compared to Katrina
It sure came speedy!

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Sifu Tweety Fish — Wed, 07 May 2008 14:04:06 +0000

Water’s short
But not decay
Nice couch fort
George hides away

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JP Stormcrow — Wed, 07 May 2008 08:05:25 +0000

America’s response
Is kinda dumb
On the other hand
I have 4 fingers and a thumb

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