Bob Barr? Present. Ron Paul? He’ll be along shortly. Bob Dornan? … B-1 Bob? … Hello-oo? …
All signs point towards a Democratic landslide in 2008. Which is fine: a humiliating defeat would do the Republican party a world of good. But what would do that party – and the country – even more good would be a shattering defeat, the kind where the faithful abandon the party in droves, and vote instead for a bunch of wingnut space cadets. OK, maybe it wouldn’t be good for the Republican party at all, but fuck ‘em. Only: how can this happen unless Bob Dornan returns from Pluto to explain how John McCain is a brainwashed Vietcong agent:
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May 14, 2008 at 6:19 pm
I really admire the ability of right-wingers to spit on our veterans in a very even-handed, bi-partisan manner.
May 14, 2008 at 6:22 pm
I wouldn’t want to see Bob Dornan as president but there are a lot of raving looneys out there and they deserve a voice too.
May 14, 2008 at 7:09 pm
You guys rock totally.
Just for Meta reasons, Barr may get my vote. I don’t think it will make much difference in IL, and it will send the proverbial message (yeah, suuuure) to both parties.
McCain is pretty consistently losing 10-20%-ish in uncontested GOP primaries.
Clearly, he needs to move to the right.
May 14, 2008 at 9:49 pm
John O Says:
Clearly, he needs to move to the right.
I don’t know about that. I think he’s being treated pretty unfairly by the press. They are ignoring the fact that he’s a different kind of Republican, a man who is willing to go his own way; a maverick, if you will. He is a man of both the right and the left, and also of the center. In fact, his positions are clearly of the center, and east, west, south and north somewhat. And he’s not at all out of touch and semi-senile, so banish that thought from your mind right this instant! I hear he’s a straight-talker, too. You won’t hear any of that “non-straight” talk from McCain, if you get my drift. Wink wink.
May 15, 2008 at 7:51 am
Would you like to know less?
May 15, 2008 at 8:36 am
Bob Dornan is The Last Starfighter! BTW, Gert Jonnys have given their endorsement to Kjelhen R. Voostenfafenwagfphtssst (KRV! KRV!)
May 15, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Jeez louise, I hate the SHIT out of McCain, but watching this sorta makes me want to defend him. Sleaziness taken to new depths. And how about that dude in the tinted glasses? Does he look like a low-level organized crime enforcer, or what? Absolutely PERFECT.
May 16, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Ah, my understanding of this is that McCain and Kerry did try to bury evidence of POWs still alive in Vietnam (I don’t know about the Korean angle); have I been misled?
June 11, 2008 at 9:49 pm
[...] nothing anyone can do to stop it. The only way to fight crazy is with more crazy, and Bob Dornan’s got your crazy, swinging. Some would say that John McCain is a Viet Cong agent who tortured [...]
June 28, 2008 at 11:48 am
[...] a while now, the Editors has been promoting the crazy claims of Crazy Bob Dornan, who seems to think that the Vietcong implanted [...]
January 29, 2009 at 7:00 pm
I am trying to locate Bob Dornan with respect to a new documentary on POW/MIA. He knows me. Please help if you can. Thanks