Comments on: Lou Dobbs is Special

By: iforfi

iforfi — Thu, 29 May 2008 22:23:49 +0000

All Paul had to do was show Lou the document.

Here is your evidence:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27842

By: swoof

swoof — Wed, 28 May 2008 06:28:36 +0000

Secondharmonic, I also welcome those same overlords if they can get the Mixtec entree right. For fucks sakes. Mix means “mix” right? Don’t give me all barbacoa. Some lengua, cabeza y pastor would be nice.

By: secondharmonic

secondharmonic — Tue, 27 May 2008 22:01:09 +0000

“rubbed” not subbed.

By: secondharmonic

secondharmonic — Tue, 27 May 2008 22:00:27 +0000

“Don Baraqqo subbed the mixture on my forhead and on my thighs. He told me to go sit somewhere out of the sun. In a few moments I felt very light-headed and giddy. Then I felt kind of sick to my stomach.
Suddenly I just had to jump up and start running, running. faster and faster. Soon I was ruinning as fast as I could. But then it seemed I kept running faster yet. I was bounding over boulders and hills and ditches. I looked up and I was several feet above the ground. I felt really sick. Then I looked up again and I could see the little dry river canyon about 2 miles away from our camp ground, very far below me.
I heard an odd croaking sound next to me, and there was a Cuervo looking me straight in the eye. It was Don Barraqo! He was trying to tell me that we were headed to El Norte, to take back from los Blancas the Mundial Nueva!. I asked him: how can this be? But he silenced me with a look, and he said to me: the path lies ahead to the Casa Blanca….”
Journey to Aztlan, the Continuing story of Don Baraqqo

By: Great Cthulhu

Great Cthulhu — Tue, 27 May 2008 19:25:08 +0000

I’m sticking with the Olmec Insurrection–cuz i’m a rebel like dat.

By: secondharmonic

secondharmonic — Tue, 27 May 2008 17:12:15 +0000

I for one welcome our Mixtec and Toltec warrior caste overlords.

By: Davis

Davis — Mon, 26 May 2008 20:20:48 +0000

The word “evidence” seems to drive Lou crazy.

By: LouD

LouD — Sun, 25 May 2008 21:31:01 +0000

I like Mexican food. So I'm not a bigot. If I hate Mexicans for taking over America, what's the big deal? They choose this lifestyle.

By: kenmeer livermaile

kenmeer livermaile — Sun, 25 May 2008 20:09:10 +0000

“Jesus can refrain from returning to Earth on a flight of cherubim”

Itty bitty helicopter Ernest Borgnines.

By: Grace Nearing

Grace Nearing — Sun, 25 May 2008 03:28:22 +0000

Lou Dobbs? Asshole. But a major league asshole. An asshole that CNN deems worthy of five hours of semi-prime air time a week, plus recanned spam on the weekends. And those classic Poll Questions of the Day! They generate the income needed to pay for Wolf Blitzer (who's an indentured servant, by the way), John King's Jumbotron touch-screen computer, and Anderson Cooper's mani-pedi-botox sessions. How many Scrabble points for Aztlan and Reconquista? Lou Dobbs knows.