Seeking distraction from the Scott McClellan ‘revelations‘, Ace asks:
Hmmm… here’s a “turncoat” who’s offering new facts about a public figure, and not mere speculation and interpretation.
Think Rebecca Walker will get the sort of media feting that Scottie McClellan is getting?
Think Alice Walker is the President of the United States? Think Alice Walker’s daughter’s childhood is as politically relevant as the War in Iraq? If you know the answers to these tricky questions, you can probably predict the relative importance a sane news organization will assign to each. If not, you are probably a regular reader of Ace of Spades.
It’s hard not to feel a little bad for your Bush dead-enders these days. Never particularly clear on what the President’s job actually was – aside from totally pwning libs, fags and Frenchies, obviously – the world has become particularly confusing recently, with people saying all sorts of really hurtful things and totally ignoring the fact that someone said there’s a crazy lady who’s totally mean and crazy. Has Michael Moore suddenly become svelte? Where are people’s priorities? And what of the threat to democracy posed by Rachael Ray’s scarf?!?!
Some advice for the future: if you don’t want someone to receive the sort of scrutiny which comes with the job of President of the United States, don’t vote for him for that job. Convince him to leave national politics and enter, say, American Idol. Or perhaps the Constitution could be amended to allow for national elections of Official Co-Author of The Color Purple, a position which would never exceed the Alice Walker Threshold for criticism of public figures. Concentrating your energies in such a direction would avoid confusing situations like this one, while also leading to a less fucked-up government, which would have the added benefit of making the majority of Americans hate you less. Plus, you might get to meet Oprah.
May 31, 2008 at 7:36 am
Has Michael Moore suddenly become svelte?
I think you’re being deliberately obtuse here. Not only is Michael Moore still fat, but Alice Walker is a bad mom. Therefore, is can be proven with mathematical precision that Rachael Ray is a Hamas terrist and that G.W. Bush is an awesome president.
May 31, 2008 at 7:37 am
It is extremely depressing, surprising, even shocking to me to have it suggested that a famous author or artist might have a family life which is other than perfect.
Nothing like this has ever, ever happened in history, and particularly not among the multiple secret families not being disclosed by Republican politicians.
May 31, 2008 at 7:47 am
Could it possibly within the range of possibility be because the Walkers have been having a very public feud for eight years over stuff Rebecca Walker published about her mother in an actual book you could buy in a store that got reviewed in a bunch of newspapers? Or that the latest round of their feud started in January, when she started doing the rounds for her latest book?
Or that, you know, even if the daughter wins on points in the court of public opinion, the winner is still going to be a pro-choice bisexual african-american (and jewish) feminist who used to edit Ms., so it’s there’s no particular advantage in the wingnut press making her a sympathetic character?
Or maybe just that she didn’t kill a really lot of people.
May 31, 2008 at 7:51 am
“Has Michael Moore suddenly become svelte? Where are people’s priorities?”
Sir, Sir! I must protest!
Foolishly, the Editors tried to suggest that Ace of Spades has neglected the issue of how some people they don’t like are fat despite its importance to the future of America.
But if you read the sidebar item on a proposed Al Gore opera at their Internet site, you will see that this is a falsehood, nay, a lie:
“Yes, really… The only tough thing is finding a male opera star who approximates Al Gore’s girth… maybe if Placido Domingo eats Luciano Pavarotti
Why, they even managed to make a topical joke about the girth of a singer who died last year from pancreatic cancer, by jovially suggesting another singer eat his flesh to emulate Mr. Gore’s weight.
Is not some sort of apology owed to the Ace of Spades?
May 31, 2008 at 7:51 am
The Color Purple is the Mein Kampf of Liberal Fascism.
May 31, 2008 at 8:28 am
It’s a RW twofer: let’s mock the black feminist. Too bad Rachel Corrie wasn’t French and a lesbian. All their hard drives would have exploded.
May 31, 2008 at 8:48 am
I urge Mr. Ace to write a strongly-worded letter to The Times.
May 31, 2008 at 8:50 am
Typical wingnut M.O. is to attack the character of the person rather than the substance of his/ her work. So if Alice Walker isn’t a saintly person, her writing is crap. Or something like that.
Nor does Alice Walker have the current celebrity factor to get the level of attention Ace thinks this deserves. If it had been Paris Hilton’s childhood, it would be headline news.
May 31, 2008 at 9:15 am
You must concede that some of the people who dislike George W. Bush are feminists and one of those feminists might be Alice Walker and Alice Walker is a bad mother therefore all feminists are bad mothers and all people who hate George W. Bush are feminists and bad mothers.
May 31, 2008 at 9:35 am
I know I am!
—You must concede that some of the people who dislike George W. Bush are feminists and one of those feminists might be Alice Walker and Alice Walker is a bad mother therefore all feminists are bad mothers and all people who hate George W. Bush are feminists and bad mothers.—
May 31, 2008 at 10:05 am
I was asked recently if I wanted to go to dinner at Chez Panisse in Berkeley (not the full-on restaurant; the smaller, cheaper section). If I was to use wingnut logik here, after reading about Alice Waters — how could I ever walk under the redwood pergola again?
Their logic would be, Hand of bad mothers that touched the Arugula in my salad will never touch my principled lips; or some damn thing or other.
May 31, 2008 at 10:37 am
Wow, Alice Walker is indeed a terrible mother and probably a terrible person (no matter what you do in life, failing your children is the worst thing most human beings could ever do). Lets be honest though, tons of non-feminists think that children are millstones who shatter dreams, and it’s a view hardly limited to women.
None if that changes the fact that a President is not most human beings, and the entire country is full of their children. Bush has fucked everything up so badly, and gotten plenty of this nation’s children killed, maimed, or corrupted beyond hope. He has failed on a scale so epic that nobody should be shocked that those failings are viewed as more important than those of a mildly influential contemporary author.
May 31, 2008 at 10:51 am
Defending Alice Walker, tsk. The Editors is the Neville Chamberlain of standards in mothering.
Now let’s talk about the rumor that Scott McLellan and Michael Moore were spotted TOGETHER at a Weight Watchers meeting in Prague shortly before 9/11. I haven’t seen THAT reported in the mainstream press.
May 31, 2008 at 10:59 am
Think Alice Walker is the President of the United States? No, but she does have the scary bacon and play-doh components and is therefore in need of being put in her place.
May 31, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Well, if anyone can send Alicewalkerisashittymothergate to the Situation Room where Wolf Blitzer can incessantly bark about it, it’s Ace!
May 31, 2008 at 2:27 pm
No, but she does have the scary bacon and play-doh components and is therefore in need of being put in her place.Plus she is of the Negro variety, and not the good Condi/Clarence/Colin kind.
Even for your low standards, Ace, this is particularly stupid.
May 31, 2008 at 6:55 pm
I once had a mother I could believe in, I could whole heartedly support. One that reflected my views and aspirations, for myself and the country. And then, over the years, she changed. She wasn’t the same mother I had joined all those years ago. It pains me to say this, but I have joined another mother. I didn’t leave my old mother, my old mother left me.
May 31, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Yeah but Alice Walker once wore a Kaffiyeh, so there!
:-)
June 1, 2008 at 12:14 am
I blame Piers Anthony for all this.
June 1, 2008 at 1:52 am
What’s really cute is the way Ace pretends Scott’s made unproven “allegations.”
June 1, 2008 at 5:30 am
Surely you concede that several hundred thousand people have died because because the press rolled over and accepted Alice Walker’s claims that she wrote a book.
June 1, 2008 at 11:38 am
That’s just rule # 2213297.0988 about Wingnut Rhetoric:
If it matches your bias, allegation = fact.
If it opposes your bias, fact = allegation.
Because, you know, reality is fungible.
June 1, 2008 at 11:39 am
That was me responding to somebody (#20) who isn’t a mutant lemon.
June 1, 2008 at 1:49 pm
When I called dibs on being the wired-up plus-sign with the cock hanging out of its mouth I was told it would be cuter.
June 1, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Mutant lemons unite!
June 2, 2008 at 1:47 am
My gravatar encapsulates my personality so well that I assume that everyone else’s is equally apposite.
June 2, 2008 at 6:09 am
Can I admit I’m just leaving a comment to see my gravatar?
aimai
June 2, 2008 at 7:46 am
For the record, before I google her, I would just like to say: “Who’s Alice Walker”?
June 2, 2008 at 9:18 am
“Hmmm… here’s a “turncoat” who’s offering new facts about a public figure, and not mere speculation and interpretation.”
Ace has, plugged into one of his USB ports, the WngNutt Equivalentizer (R). It looks like Homer Price’s doughnut machine, if anyone here is old enough to remember that.
You feed in the bothersome real-world event or fact at one end, and after some processing and MIDI-based sound effects, it pops out a self-justifying/morally outraging/WingNutt ™ Equivalent.
Press secretary to U.S. Prez damns boss and administration over war killing thousands = author’s daughter complains about mom AND, because it’s the Ultra model, liberal press dishonesty.
You know it’s working when you see yourself writing that smiling, confident, “Hmmm.”
June 2, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Ever so much more so.
June 3, 2008 at 7:32 pm
” Seitz Says:
June 2, 2008 at 7:46 am
For the record, before I google her, I would just like to say: “Who’s Alice Walker”?”
She’s like John Lackey but her curve drops 10-5.
December 23, 2008 at 1:52 pm
I think Rebecca Walker has on her blog noted that the Daily Mail article about her is largely crap, and that she is of course still a feminist activist herself.