Charles Kaiser goes to the bad place:
The big question (which no Washington reporter has ever bothered to investigate) has always been: Who was Guckert’s very special White House friend who provided the gay blade with such remarkable access? Today, for the first time, Guckert offered an explanation.
“I can say without fear of contradiction, that I knew [ex White House press secretary] Scott [McClellan] better than any other White House correspondent or Washington reporter,” Guckert wrote on his blog.
That seems to solve several mysteries.
It doesn’t, really, but it’s fun to make-believe. Now, if you will excuse us, we’re going to play with our Larry Craig bobble-foot doll and practice our Beavis laugh.
May 30, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Hm. Married four and a half years, but no kidds. Hmmm.
Can’t find much in the way of pictures of the little lady online. But googling “Scott Mcclellan wife jill” does turn produce a certain Gert Johnnys album cover well known around here. Must mean something. Hmmm.
May 30, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Heh heh- “prostitute-cum-’journalist’”. Sounds like the three chapter titles in Gannon’s biography.
May 30, 2008 at 3:29 pm
I think we need more blog posts wherein the title is significantly longer than the post itself. You, sir, are a simultaneous credit to both excess-ity and pithy-ity. Shine on, you crazy diamond!
May 30, 2008 at 3:59 pm
I’m not evil, I’m just ground that way.
May 30, 2008 at 4:11 pm
I totally called it.
May 30, 2008 at 4:28 pm
May 27, 2008 BOISE
God speed, Larry. We need your energy policy in the news before November.
May 30, 2008 at 4:44 pm
I think that’s a picture of the groomsmen.
May 30, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Would it be fascist to ask why Geukert not Guckert? Or why prominant and not prominent? Or why fidgetty and not fidgety? It would be fascist not to.
May 30, 2008 at 6:41 pm
I knew it! Once again, the Dirty Fucking Hippies are right.
May 30, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Radar doesn’t seem like the most reliable source; however, there’s no way Gannon enjoys such remarkable access to the WH (and Scotty) without special friends in high places, ya know?
May 30, 2008 at 7:05 pm
[...] McClelland as well as being an overnight White House guest, who says the following (from RADAR via the Poorman): The big question (which no Washington reporter has ever bothered to investigate) has always been: [...]
May 30, 2008 at 8:28 pm
I notice you decline to criticize Saddam Hussein’s spelling, which was a thousand times worse.
May 30, 2008 at 8:44 pm
teh l4m3, 7H47 15 4W350M3
May 30, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Given the timing, it’s probably a ratfuck.
“Oh yeah? Scottie wants to turn on us? Let’s have Guckert insinuate that Scottie’s gay.”
May 30, 2008 at 11:05 pm
You got it, Jon H. Guckert’s still on the job for the White House.
May 31, 2008 at 7:32 am
Scottie is totally gay. Even the name “Scottie” sounds gay (if not beastial) – like a Scott who likes to f*ck Scotties. John Kerry – Gay windsurfer (more like butt surfer). John Edwards – Gay. Everyone who doesn’t want to bomb Iran or loves torture is totally gay!
May 31, 2008 at 7:34 am
I mean “doesn’t love torture” is gay. My writing is totally gay!
May 31, 2008 at 3:40 pm
“Even the name “Scottie” sounds gay (if not beastial)”
Hey, shut the fuck up before I go all ‘Amok Time’ on your prickly hedgehog ass.
June 2, 2008 at 9:10 pm
“Still on job for the White House” is dead on – he was probably inserted (as it were) by Cheney or Rove to co-star in some very useful videos after hours … a stash of Congress-Porno which will come in very handy when someone suggests trials for crimes against humanity around about next January.