Knock him off:
Terrorist fist jab:
Obama’s baby mama:
It’s going to get worse, and it’s going to be everywhere, and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop it. The only way to fight crazy is with more crazy, and Bob Dornan’s got your crazy, swinging. Some would say that John McCain is a Viet Cong agent who tortured himself in order to be President and kill American soldiers and make Hannah Montana have a sex change and gay marry Osama bin Laden. Some. Would. Say. There’s even a movie about it. It’s like that tape of Michelle Obama burning white babies on her red, yellow and green altar of Kwanzaa while OJ and Farrakhan and Pacman Jones laugh, only it exists:
Fair play demands that equal time be given to Bob Dornan & Friends saying John McCain is VC android, and people saying he’s not an android while Bob Dornan & Friends accuse them of being in on the conspiracy. People who don’t think this is entirely in the spirit of traditional “fair play” fail to understand the post-9/11 redefinition of integrity, and need to get their VC handlers to upload this to their memory banks. Call your local right-wing radio host and ask him why he hates our POWs. Ask McCain why he won’t release the 32 anti-American propaganda tapes he made for the Communists. Ask the important questions about whether McCain’s war medals are total bullshit, or just kinda bullshit. Townhall.com needs to know. Red State needs to know. Free Republic … well, they’re already hep, but it bears repeating. It needs to be everywhere. Step up. These rats ain’t gonna fuck themselves.
June 12, 2008 at 12:43 am
I think Bob Dornan is a pretty cool guy, eh says McCain is a Manchurian andriod built by the Viet Cong and doesn’t afraid of anything.
June 12, 2008 at 1:52 am
Holy shit, this is fucking plutonium!
How do we start a 527? Can we hold this until after the convention?
June 12, 2008 at 2:10 am
Awesome. I’m sure the media will give these guys just as much attention as the Swift Boaters. Right?
June 12, 2008 at 2:14 am
Some would say Dornan-Smith is the only way to save the unicorns.
June 12, 2008 at 4:26 am
Hey, what’s your beef with Johnny Songbird, anyway?
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June 12, 2008 at 6:49 am
I thought MM had been kicked off Fox for being too crazy even for them.
June 12, 2008 at 8:12 am
Please don’t tell me that’s what my avatar evolves into.
June 12, 2008 at 12:38 pm
I have proof McAndroid licked my sweaty VC balls. Unfortunately, he classified forever all evidence that my testicles even exist.
Cám ơn quý vị rât nhiều.
June 12, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Wow – this is incredible. John Sidney McCain III is actually Willie Horton!
No need to tie him to some scary criminal – he’s a one-man band of nasty. From pumping out 32 tapes full of VC agitprop to crapping on Korea & Vietnam vets, to playing hide-the-salami with lobbyist Vicki Iseman … the man has his bases covered when it comes to skeletons in the closet.
I’d still say the Keating 5 angle is the sweet-spot, though … never hurts to remind folks that back in the real Wild West, a “Maverick” was usually someone who wound up sky-dancing on the end of a rope for stealing other people’s cattle.
June 13, 2008 at 11:29 am
“These rats ain’t gonna fuck themselves.”
So awesome I had to google it to be sure. Nice.
June 17, 2008 at 8:17 am
The Starfighter to the rescue! (insert obligatory Gert Jonnys reference here)
June 28, 2008 at 11:51 am
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