If I were a crazy wingnut asshole, I would be furious at Southwest Airlines (among others) for a 4th of July-oriented ad (you know, the one with the adorable little asian girl singing Toby Keith or whatever it is with her speech impediment) that tries to imply that “being American” somehow means “being black” or “being asian” or whatever. How could it be anything but hopelessly anti-McCain bias that even airlines are now trying to sneakily imply that (Black man! Didja hear? Secret! Muslim!) Barack Obama could well be as American as anybody else? You can’t let that shit stand, guys, it’ll fuck up the whole program. Henceforth, any ad which tries to feature “diverse” “backgrounds” in its casting can only be seen as treasonous calumny of the very worst kind. Benneton is the new Marx: believe it.
June 27, 2008
June 27, 2008 at 9:18 pm
There Is A White And It Never Goes Out.
June 28, 2008 at 6:39 am
Are there still Benneton ads?
I thought those went out with the 90′s.
June 28, 2008 at 8:57 am
What Makes America Great?
Firesign Theatre
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It’s candied apples and ponies with dapples
you can ride all day!
It’s girls with pimples
And cripples with dimples
that just wont go away!
It’s spics and wops and niggers and kikes
with noses as long as your arm!
It’s micks and chinks and gooks and geeks
and honkies
(Honk! Honk!)
who never left the farm!
The Manchurian candidate mounts his hind legs and chirps “AARP! AARP!” Do you want your children slaughtered in Mooslim lands, forever, costing $5 billion/week?
The Dark Lord embraces Clitler. Do you want 110% of all you earn redistributed to the deserving who will swallow and demand more?
Go bipartisan with an Excess Income Tax! Nobody makes more than $100,000/year after taxes. Basketball players will howl as repossessed White Trash live nigger rich. DISCRIMINATION!
The solution? Give America over to Jews who know how to keep two sets of books. When things are finally set straight… Frikadelle! Yeah, that’s the ticket.
June 28, 2008 at 9:48 am
Bur Uncle Al: didn’t we already do all that?
June 28, 2008 at 9:54 am
The “New & Improved” America:
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free – uh, well, but not YOU, you smelly heathen bastards! Get back on the fucking boat, NOW – this thing’s LOADED!
June 28, 2008 at 10:30 am
I was on a plane recently and there were both some blacks and some Asian people. I know it is just anecdata, but it was an interesting data point (and experience!) nonetheless.
June 28, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Everything I need to know about the priorities of white people I learned from Michelle Malkin’s log comments.
http://michellemalkin.com/2008/06/27/democrat-mayor-says-healthy-food-is-the-new-patriotism/#comments
June 28, 2008 at 3:01 pm
June 28, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Give me your tired, your poor, etc.
You laugh, but without all those funny new tan consumers, the economy won’t grow. I’m going to have to have a talk with the wife tonight…
June 28, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Actually, Benetton is the new embodiment of the imperatives of Capital: http://www.salon.com/tech/htww/2008/06/17/oakland_airport_benetton_group/index.html
June 28, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Southwest Airlines: the Luftwaffe of Liberal Fascism?
June 29, 2008 at 8:26 pm
And here I thought John Kerry was Hillary Clinton in man-face.