Continuing on this theme …
We can identify two general methods of online ratfucking: propaganda and sabotage. Propaganda is promoting anti-Republican bullshit to a general audience; the model would be Swift Boat Veterans for Truth; the methods would include mass emailing and posting to large, unmoderated general interest message boards. Sabotage is undermining and/or co-opting pro-Republican organizations or communities; the model would be Cointelpro; the methods are legion. Sabotage is the more interesting method, its techniques mirroring those of movement-building:
| To Facilitate The Movement | To Inhibit The Movement |
| Facilitate capacity for corporate action | Inhibit capacity for corporate action |
| Make it possible for energies of movement to go toward pursuit of broader social change goals, as well as maintenance needs | Direct energies of movement of defensive maintenance needs and away from pursuit of broader social goals |
| Create favorable public image; develop and support ideology | Create unfavorable public image and counter-ideology |
| Give information to movement | Gather information on movement |
| Facilitate supply of money and facilities | Inhibit supply of money and facilities |
| Facilitate freedom of movement, expression, and action; offer legal immunity | Inhibit freedom of movement, expression, and action; create myth and fact of surveillance and repression; apply legal sanctions |
| Build and sustain morale | Damage morale |
| Recruit supporters | Derecruitment |
| Build leaders | Destroy or displace leaders |
| Encourage internal solidarity | Encourage internal conflict |
| Encourage external coalitions with potential allies and neutral relations (or conflict only insofar as it is functional) with potential opponents | Encourage external conflict with potential allies and opponents |
| Facilicate particular actions | Inhibit or sabotage particular actions |
A few operational pointers:
1. Proper hygiene is very important. Use clean email/blogger/newsgroup accounts and online identities. IP address masking or spoofing is probably overkill for most applications, but it’s simple enough. Also: there’s this thing called Google you might want to be aware of. Don’t post any details about ratfucking, because that shit will leave an world-readable, endlessly searchable, multiply-archived stain for a very, very long time. IM and email, plz.
2. He who lies best lies least. Changing your name constitutes adopting a fictional persona, and it’s probably best to leave it at that, without needless embellishments. Get to know your targets, how far you can push them and in what direction, and remember that an effective agent provocateur has a delicate touch and doesn’t draw attention. Don’t be the first to accuse others of having hidden agendas and you won’t be the next accused. You are entering a world where the paranoid style has always been en vogue.
3. Bring a friend. A) having someone to run plays with makes you that much more effective, and B) even thinking about doing this shit alone makes me feel like I’m losing my mind. Make a game out of it “I bet I can get them to swallow more shit than you (by some metric)” and joke about it later. What you are going is halfway between Donnie Brasco and an internet predator, and that’s a mighty creepy neighborhood. Don’t get lost.
4. Is your conscience bothering you? This is probably because you need to fortify your diet with Vitamin S:

It’s way cooler than huffing paint, and a little bit now could mean a lot less over the next 4 years. Bottoms up.
July 9, 2008 at 5:08 pm
The thin end of the 1C3W3DG3.
July 9, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Dear Editors,
I find the term “ratfucking” to be icky. Is there a way I can ratfuck without having to say ratfuck?
Thank you in advance.
July 9, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Since wingers seem commonly accesorized wih a serious desire in re: looking up people’s places of business and so on, I would say IP address masking is basic prudence.
July 9, 2008 at 5:47 pm
I should eplain, in erms of my previous commen, ha several of he keys on my keyboard aren’ orking righ now, which inspired some somewha mysifying phrasing.
July 9, 2008 at 5:52 pm
I’ve been felling like the whole world is against me since the death of the pimp scene too.
You are just about losing yo crazy-azz mind again, foo.
I got an e-mail:
“Hi, I’m Larry, I’m looking for a teammate to ratfuck with? I run a single wing offense with a counter attacking 3-2-2-1-2 put the peach in the bucket defense? My hobbies include: Watching, but never speaking too the most beautiful girls in Canada, stroking it long, and staying so fresh and so clean.?”
The rest is too vile to re-print.
Let’s fill the playbook.
July 9, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Every vote for Bob Barr (Libertarian) is a vote taken away from McSaim. Have someone you know (who has not given to any candidate) throw a few bucks at him. Heck, give them the bucks to throw. The RNC ratfucked Gore2000 by financing Nader. Barr has the potential to take at least that much away from McSaim, but only if he has some financing.
We can’t crush their nuts unless we crack them in half first.
July 9, 2008 at 6:18 pm
If you get an email saying, “Hi, I’m Andrew, I’m looking for a teammate to ratfuck with” and “Andrew” mentions “milky loads”, it is a REALLY BAD idea to respond!!
Do not ask why I know this.
July 9, 2008 at 6:22 pm
that song is changing my life.
anyway, mccain is totally his own ratfucker. he’s got contradictory policies on the budget, social security, iraq, energy, cap and trade, etc. it’d be easy to start and fuel pointless flame wars. especially with a teamwork.
also, is there a bank shot to be had here? regarding mccain’s lap dog press? you know it’s fucked up when josh marshall is sounding like the editors:
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/202834.php
these people are obviously easily bullied morons. can we go after them in a way that drives a wedge between them and mccain? the only example I can think of is that SNL sketch HRC kept citing. the villagers gave Obama a tough time after that. could you gang up on a particular reporter and see what happens? the wingers would just find out all the personal details and physically harass the bastard. ick.
July 9, 2008 at 6:33 pm
I’m quoting 1jayvonnhood , when I say, “if u dnt kno wat dis song truly mean den yall shouldnt listenin to wayne.”
OK<soQuitIt!
Will someone please double cup me to death?
July 9, 2008 at 6:46 pm
“Vitamin S is a free improvisation collective founded in 2000 in Auckland, New Zealand. It engages in performance, workshops and community outreach/education as well as facilitating regular improvised music festivals (eg. the annual Sound Invention Convention) and other events. The non-profit collective is supported by grants from Creative New Zealand [1] and the Auckland City Council.”
Well, that’s nice.
July 9, 2008 at 8:11 pm
dag nabit. i guess you caught me. ah well.
still, you ought’a be ashamed.
July 9, 2008 at 8:14 pm
I should eplain, in erms of my previous commen…
‘+’ is 133+ for ‘t’. Problem solved, and nerd cred upgraded.
+ha+’s i+, I’m snapping off my ‘t’ key +oo. 50l1d4r1+y!!!
July 9, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Pretty soon they are going to start selling keyboards with the ‘t’, ‘o’, and ‘e’ keys pre-fucked, like they used to sell jeans pre-ripped and pre-faded. People can be like “y3ah, i jus+ g0+ +his lap+0p, i+’s g0+ 50 billi0n m3gahur+z bu+ i alr3dy bl0gg3d +h3 k3yb0ard +0 shi+ cuz i’m s0 fucking hardc0r3 r0flma0 a/s/l mm0rpg!” They’ll pay like $50 extra for it.
July 9, 2008 at 8:37 pm
… I would say IP address masking is basic prudence.
“Don’t blog from work” is good advice generally. Ideally you don’t want to give anyone cause to look at you twice, but, unless you’ve got a static ip, they can’t find out anything but your provider and your general location. As I understand it. I assume IP masking is easy because spammers all do it and they can’t even spell “erectile dysfunction”, but I doubt you’ll need it.
July 9, 2008 at 9:10 pm
I would say IP address masking is basic prudence
feh, i’m on a publik share…one row ovah, they is bustin kiddie prons…i kan haz teh editahz whenever i is wantin ‘em.
PS: Timmeh iz still ded
(o0)
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July 10, 2008 at 12:18 am
‘+’ is 133+ for ‘t’. Problem solved, and nerd cred upgraded.
Nopers, ’7′ is 1337 for ‘t’. O/w no one’d ever have the pleasure hear leetkiddies crowing when they happen to have the number one thousand three hundred thirty-seven crop up somewhere by accident (real or fake). And that’d make the baby Bruce Schneier cry.
July 10, 2008 at 12:47 am
YES! I am so fucking down for a
littlelot of this. Like with so many other things that have even a tangential relation to good governance, I am confident that we will be better at this than our adversaries. Sure they have a head start, but look at Limbaugh and his Operation Chaos Phase Two thing. They’re not even trying to hide it anymore! Ratfucking is meant to be done in secret; it doesn’t work if you announce that you are doing it. This is the new way forward for us. Think of all the tails we can get them chasing if we really apply ourselves! It could be magnificent.July 10, 2008 at 6:01 am
Well, sometimes the “subvert from within” scheme works too well. You may not be aware, but there are tons of sleeper cells inside CREEB (Committee to RE-Elect Bush,
aka McCain08).
Take deep-cover agent, code name JONEH, for example: in the belly of the beast, for sure, but when he spews complete nonsense intended to discredit CREEB? They lap it up and ask for more!
I just hope that some of these dedicated agents can be extracted before they are discovered by CREEB, or the consequences will be dire.
Uh oh, said too mu#14%3-8~zcxvm
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NO CARRIER
July 10, 2008 at 12:39 pm
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July 10, 2008 at 11:48 pm
The Editors are sounding like some of them.
July 12, 2008 at 1:48 am
Not to sound like the over eager d00d at the freshman ice-breaker on the 4th floor east lounge, but anyone want to team up? Hit me up jackfate42 at gmail.
July 12, 2008 at 6:00 am
I find the term “ratfucking” to be icky. Is there a way I can ratfuck without having to say ratfuck?
Thank you in advance.
The US intelligence and special ops community has a number of long-established euphemisms (as well as a new-and-shiny 9/11-changed-everything ones). If you really need to think of what you’re doing as something other than what it is, try something like “operations in the information battlespace”. But avoidance of euphemism is probably healthier.
Recommended reading, for this and other reasons:
http://wikileaks.org/wiki/US_Special_Forces_counter-insurgency_manual_FM_31-20-3
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