Comments on: The Funniest Thing Since Abu Ghraib http://thepoorman.net/2008/07/18/the-funniest-thing-since-abu-ghraib/ leading the Democratic Lynch Mob since 2010 Mon, 22 Mar 2010 02:36:16 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: va http://thepoorman.net/2008/07/18/the-funniest-thing-since-abu-ghraib/#comment-9173 va Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:36:03 +0000 http://thepmi.wordpress.com/?p=422#comment-9173 What's the difference between Barack Obama and 9/11? Obama's just another politician, but 9/11 made change we could believe in! ... When does Barack Obama change his light bulbs? Never: 9/11 changed everything! What’s the difference between Barack Obama and 9/11?

Obama’s just another politician, but 9/11 made change we could believe in!

…

When does Barack Obama change his light bulbs?

Never: 9/11 changed everything!

]]> By: Dreamweasel http://thepoorman.net/2008/07/18/the-funniest-thing-since-abu-ghraib/#comment-9102 Dreamweasel Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:28:25 +0000 http://thepmi.wordpress.com/?p=422#comment-9102 Okay, I got one more... Knock, knock. <I>Who’s there?</I> The Interrupting Obama-haters. <I>The Interrupting Oba...?</I> MOO-slim! Okay, I got one more…

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

The Interrupting Obama-haters.

The Interrupting Oba…?

MOO-slim!

]]> By: Dreamweasel http://thepoorman.net/2008/07/18/the-funniest-thing-since-abu-ghraib/#comment-9101 Dreamweasel Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:21:39 +0000 http://thepmi.wordpress.com/?p=422#comment-9101 Knock, knock. <I>Who's there?</I> President Obama. <I>President Obama who?</I> President Obama says, "Keep 'em coming, Townhall!" Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

President Obama.

President Obama who?

President Obama says, “Keep ‘em coming, Townhall!”

]]> By: secondharmonic http://thepoorman.net/2008/07/18/the-funniest-thing-since-abu-ghraib/#comment-9100 secondharmonic Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:08:04 +0000 http://thepmi.wordpress.com/?p=422#comment-9100 Hey! You guys are killin me out here. Serious. I'm dyin out here. Oi weh! Hey! You guys are killin me out here. Serious. I’m dyin out here. Oi weh!

]]> By: tigrismus http://thepoorman.net/2008/07/18/the-funniest-thing-since-abu-ghraib/#comment-9098 tigrismus Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:08:01 +0000 http://thepmi.wordpress.com/?p=422#comment-9098 Even liberals' ghoulish gibbering and meeping are funnier than conservatives' finest efforts! Even liberals’ ghoulish gibbering and meeping are funnier than conservatives’ finest efforts!

]]> By: Nyarlathotep-TheCrawlingChaos http://thepoorman.net/2008/07/18/the-funniest-thing-since-abu-ghraib/#comment-9090 Nyarlathotep-TheCrawlingChaos Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:43:32 +0000 http://thepmi.wordpress.com/?p=422#comment-9090 Knock, Knock Who's there? [O]utside the ordered universe [is] that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes. Who? And it was then that Nyarlathotep came out of Egypt. Who he was, none could tell, but he was of the old native blood and looked like a Pharaoh. The fellahin knelt when they saw him, yet could not say why. He said he had risen up out of the blackness of twenty-seven centuries, and that he had heard messages from places not on this planet. Into the lands of civilisation came Nyarlathotep, swarthy, slender, and sinister, always buying strange instruments of glass and metal and combining them into instruments yet stranger. He spoke much of the sciences - of electricity and psychology - and gave exhibitions of power which sent his spectators away speechless, yet which swelled his fame to exceeding magnitude. Men advised one another to see Nyarlathotep, and shuddered. And where Nyarlathotep went, rest vanished; for the small hours were rent with the screams of a nightmare. What? What? Is that supposed to be Obama or something? No. Really? Yes. Is this joke in your dreamland? Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

[O]utside the ordered universe [is] that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

Who?

And it was then that Nyarlathotep came out of Egypt. Who he was, none could tell, but he was of the old native blood and looked like a Pharaoh. The fellahin knelt when they saw him, yet could not say why. He said he had risen up out of the blackness of twenty-seven centuries, and that he had heard messages from places not on this planet. Into the lands of civilisation came Nyarlathotep, swarthy, slender, and sinister, always buying strange instruments of glass and metal and combining them into instruments yet stranger. He spoke much of the sciences – of electricity and psychology – and gave exhibitions of power which sent his spectators away speechless, yet which swelled his fame to exceeding magnitude. Men advised one another to see Nyarlathotep, and shuddered. And where Nyarlathotep went, rest vanished; for the small hours were rent with the screams of a nightmare.

What?

What?

Is that supposed to be Obama or something?

No.

Really?

Yes.

Is this joke in your dreamland?

]]> By: kenmeer livermaile http://thepoorman.net/2008/07/18/the-funniest-thing-since-abu-ghraib/#comment-9075 kenmeer livermaile Sat, 19 Jul 2008 22:15:37 +0000 http://thepmi.wordpress.com/?p=422#comment-9075 The conservative minority has spoken. What do you get when you cross-burn Obama w/ a bad racist joke? Lynching? It's a start... The conservative minority has spoken.

What do you get when you cross-burn Obama w/ a bad racist joke?

Lynching?

It’s a start…

]]> By: doofus http://thepoorman.net/2008/07/18/the-funniest-thing-since-abu-ghraib/#comment-9069 doofus Sat, 19 Jul 2008 08:48:56 +0000 http://thepmi.wordpress.com/?p=422#comment-9069 As a member (I use that term stiffly) of the conservative MINORITY, I demand funny jokes. In the interest of progressivism and other things, I demand that a systematic system of comedic levelty be pursued; i.e. those that possess a commodity in obscene amounts be levied a comedy tax whereby they write funny jokes for the MINORITY in order to level the comedic playing field. The age of two comedic Americas must come to an end! I beg you in the interest of equality to write funnier minoritocentric (tm) jokes. Do it for America. As a member (I use that term stiffly) of the conservative MINORITY, I demand funny jokes. In the interest of progressivism and other things, I demand that a systematic system of comedic levelty be pursued; i.e. those that possess a commodity in obscene amounts be levied a comedy tax whereby they write funny jokes for the MINORITY in order to level the comedic playing field. The age of two comedic Americas must come to an end! I beg you in the interest of equality to write funnier minoritocentric ™ jokes. Do it for America.

]]> By: kenmeer livermaile http://thepoorman.net/2008/07/18/the-funniest-thing-since-abu-ghraib/#comment-9064 kenmeer livermaile Sat, 19 Jul 2008 05:02:24 +0000 http://thepmi.wordpress.com/?p=422#comment-9064 "Media: “My, didn’t McCain trample all over that effete elitist Obama in the debates tonight?”" It is possible to place TOO much trust in the blind lemmingesque adherence of Dad Peepholes to what Das peepholers tell Das peeholes to think. I seen it haopen before. You probably have too but maybe didn't notice. Try a bigger peephole “Media: “My, didn’t McCain trample all over that effete elitist Obama in the debates tonight?””

It is possible to place TOO much trust in the blind lemmingesque adherence of Dad Peepholes to what Das peepholers tell Das peeholes to think.

I seen it haopen before.

You probably have too but maybe didn’t notice.

Try a bigger peephole

]]> By: EnfantTerrible http://thepoorman.net/2008/07/18/the-funniest-thing-since-abu-ghraib/#comment-9063 EnfantTerrible Sat, 19 Jul 2008 04:37:46 +0000 http://thepmi.wordpress.com/?p=422#comment-9063 Will Rogers these guys are not. Will Rogers these guys are not.

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