Comments on: Al Gore is fat

By: Flu-Bird

Flu-Bird — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 17:40:44 +0000

AL GORE is the kind of blabber mouth who thinks the world was made for them alone and must be out of his mind

By: Mr. Awful

Mr. Awful — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:11:21 +0000

Can I throw up a little in your mouth?

By: secondharmonic

secondharmonic — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:26:59 +0000

OT–but what the heck IS wrong with Booman anyway? First, buying ANY “ex-(ha! doesn’t exist, no one leaves the Company)-CIA” second hand cock and bull story just to have a grievance about another Dem, just so Cranky McStrain’s campaign can get another point or two is stupid stupid stupid. Larry J. was and is a clear agent provocateur. and now THIS:

BooMan:

A team of Reed at Defense and Hagel at State could be a potent and effective one, and progressives should not automatically sneeze at it just because Chuck Hagel is an economic and social conservative.

Yeah, and those Christian Reconstruction ties? The lunatic abortion stance? So fucking what? We’ve got a movement to, uh, move here!

Oh please. Like the man said, I won’t sneeze, but I might throw up a little in my mouth.

By: coozledad

coozledad — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:58:40 +0000

My wife just reminded me the name of that magazine-it’s “The Land Report”. They also have a nice feature on Clint Eastwood’s giant outdoor propane-heated meditation deck. How do you build a magazine around sticking your tongue up some media personality’s ass? Visit LandReport.com.and find out.

By: coozledad

coozledad — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:42:11 +0000

We kept receiving some magazine last year which was a sort of paean to the landowner set.
The issue devoted to sucking Brokaw’s dick was the most disgusting. He has a ranch where he dresses like a cowboy and the house there has a big office with books on the wall and a desk where he can prop his dogs up after a hard day of ridin’ and journalizin”. The obligatory Frederic Remington decor makes me think he’s a three dildo kind of guy.

By: Nyarlathotep-TheCrawlingChaos

Nyarlathotep-TheCrawlingChaos — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 07:06:03 +0000

I’m sorry but, Tom Brokaw just gives me the creeps. I wish there were some kind of psychic cyclops who could read questions to the men that which speak like Southern Ladies whom own bookstores and have gay husbands named Chauncy. Not that Nyarlathotep is homophobic, it’s just that I need to taste human flesh. Do you like science experiments? Look at this object of glass and steel for one moment.

By: catsquisher

catsquisher — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 05:14:35 +0000

Ever notice that Tom Brokaw has a mouth tic similar to that of Republic leader John Boehner (and other very serious people)?

By: doofus

doofus — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:56:23 +0000

Better yet WHO is Tim Russert?

By: bayville

bayville — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 02:15:44 +0000

What happened to Tim Russert?

By: vachon

vachon — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:48:37 +0000

Here are the questions that should have been asked:

1)Who did Tom Brokaw’s face lift? Damn good job whoever it was.

2)What’s the dirt with Richard Engel? Does he hang out with that other hottie Michael Ware?