Comments on: Modo is aware of all internet traditions

By: Darkrose

Darkrose — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:11:21 +0000

Ahem.

As a slash writer, I absolutely, categorically refuse to claim MoDo. For one thing, unlike almost all RPF writers (Real Person Fiction), she doesn’t put in a disclaimer that states that she’s writing fiction, and that it’s not real and not pretending to be.

I’d like to say we won’t claim her because she’s a crap writer, but sadly, that’s all too common in any fanfic community.

By: Rob

Rob — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:51:43 +0000

So you are saying then the Modo is a superfreak? And therefore her inability to land a husband must be because she just can’t be taken home to mother?

By: secondharmonic

secondharmonic — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:10:49 +0000

Chocolate already fucked peanut butter, so that one’s out. Rhythm and Blues already fucked Country and Western, with untoward effects. And their offspring already fucked jazz, and classical both, in a smoking 3-way.
Milk getting fucked by scotch is already done, too.
I got it – thepoorman has to fuck digby!

By: Andrew A. Gill, SLS

Andrew A. Gill, SLS — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 06:29:04 +0000

I'm late to the party, but I bring you the ultimate in slash fiction: Gallant is Aroused; Goofus is Horny Goofus gropes Gallant's crotch under the table. Gallant tries to ignore his growing arousal. ...

By: DAS

DAS — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 21:24:40 +0000

But today, DAS is a rude, aggressive bastard, irresistable to the ladies, who goes through his many conquests like a marmot goes through pinecones, or something like that. – Major Woody

Yep … that’s me. Well, at least the rude, aggressive bastard part. And as long as I’m irresistable to my wife, everything is fine.

By: Major Woody

Major Woody — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:37:51 +0000

DAS Saith:

I was a passive-aggressive Nice Guy(TM) in college… but the second there was any likelihood of a nomenclature committee meeting to change the official label of our relationship, there would be an immediate, indefinite postponement of said meeting on account of “DAS is a nice guy, but I don’t like him in ‘that’ way” plea from the Nice Gal(TM) involved.

But today, DAS is a rude, aggressive bastard, irresistable to the ladies, who goes through his many conquests like a marmot goes through pinecones, or something like that.

By: DAS

DAS — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:08:33 +0000

I was a passive-aggressive Nice Guy(TM) in college. I would clumsily ask women out who would then proceed to give me the whole “you’re a nice guy, but I don’t like you in ‘that’ way” speech. I ended up just trying to “get to know” women in whom I was interested as friends. We ended up having relationships that were pretty much boyfriend/girlfriend relationships, but the second there was any likelihood of a nomenclature committee meeting to change the official label of our relationship, there would be an immediate, indefinite postponement of said meeting on account of “DAS is a nice guy, but I don’t like him in ‘that’ way” plea from the Nice Gal(TM) involved.

No cookies, though … unless I baked them myself. I’m allergic to milk …

By: Robert Waldmann

Robert Waldmann — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 04:46:47 +0000

DAS “Interestingly, I once kinda, sorta dated a young lady with the last name of Doan.”

I don’t want to invade anyone’ privacy or anything, but I just have to ask about your kinda sorta date,
Were there cookies on the table ?

By: twofer | a crank’s progress

twofer | a crank’s progress — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:05:18 +0000

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By: Robert Waldmann

Robert Waldmann — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:58:23 +0000

Shorter Haiku

Be aware of all
internet traditions
understand “shorter”