So far I count 4 speeches by this guy that are going to go down in history as some of the very best: his 2004 keynote, the big post-Iowa Change speech (or was it post New Hampshire?), his speech about race in America, and now this one.
Unless the GOP figures out how to resurrect a tap-dancing Cleopatra Ptolemy on stage, live, in front of 10,000 screaming, topless supermodels whose vaginas fire rose-scented rainbows into the heavens, thus summoning the Metatron to earth to deliver their keynote, I think think they are going to wind up looking cheap and kind of foolish by comparison.
My friends, I may not be able to give soaring speeches. I cannot remember where I live, or in how many houses. I may not know how to tune in the Internets or the Google. I do not understand your modern ways and your “consistent” “positions” but I do know that when a man has been a POW for five years you must make that man president, my friends. You can’t believe in a message of hope… you can’t do it, My Friends.
I haven’t laughed so hard in…well, since this stupid preznitial political season started — what?–18 f-ing months ago?? That PWNED picture is absolutely THE BEST PICTURE–EVAH! I’m a mom and a postal worker…I’m putting a copy on my locker at work…laughter is the best medicine and keeps us from reaching for semi-automatic weapons.