Not to step all over my esteemed cob logger here, but as he appears to have again lapsed into a poppy & banana peel tea-induced trance in front of the only working laptop here at PMI headquarters, it appears I have no choice. (Ah, Thursdays.) Now, my hatred for Thers and all his devilish works and pomps is both deep and abiding, but he comes perilously close to making a good point right here:
So what the Obama campaign did — essentially ruin a wingnut radio show intended to help launch a smear into legitimacy, by getting loads of people to call in and abuse [Wanker Stanley] Kurtz for being a creep — was brilliant hard-nosed politics, as it insures that the Obama “this Annenberg stuff is bullshit” message is always going to be locked in with the smear. This kind of mass-mobilization tactic is not something that Gore or Kerry had in their playbook, and Clinton would probably have been more than happy to have had it available to him at various moments in the 1990s. It’s using wingnut and Freeper weapons against them, and you know what? It’s about goddamn time. (I also like it that the Obama campaign is going after the absurd “501″ group producing similar [SOHNEHO]-related smears.)
And it is nice that the Obama camp is going after Republican ratfuckers, because the alternative is that nobody goes after them, and that is worse. Only, they shouldn’t have to. The McCain camp is able to attack Obama through motivated, independently-operating (and, yes, in many cases well-compensated) surrogates, and yet the Obama campaign has to identify and coordinate the response internally, effectively engaging them on their own level. They must pursue Kurtz into wingnut talk radio – the savage Heart of Wankness – while McCain can lay around just getting his fugue on. That this is an improvement over the last eight years (at least) of Democratic campaigning goes a very long way towards explaining why this country is in the state it is in.
It is my experience that non-wingnut campaign commentary – by which I mean quality traditional media and nominally Democratic-partisan blogs and suchlike – comes in two flavors: What-I-Think-Obama-Should-Do, and The-Popular-Media-Isn’t-Doing-A-Very-Good-Job. These can be good points or bad points depending on the particulars involved, but the one thing they have in common is that they are ineffectual. They run headlong into two fairly immoveable counterpoints: You-Don’t-Run-The-Obama-Campaign and The-Popular-Media-Doesn’t-Care-What-You-Think, respectively. This isn’t to say they any less edifying as topics of conversation, or that people shouldn’t edify themselves as best they can, but it is to say that the World Is as it Is, and saying that it should be one way or another is unlikely to change it.
On the other hand, one thing that Republican-partisan media – from FOX News to National Review hacks down to the semi-acquaintance who won’t stop sending you mass emails about Barack Hussein Os/bama being an UnAmerican Moorish Musselman – is very good at is messaging, and messaging can create the environment for effective politics. It creates the subtext. Consider how little McCain has to actually say in order to – for example – question Obama’s patriotism (and notice how the forceful activist “netroots” response is to … offer unsolicited advice about what Obama should do about it.) McCain simply has to wave in the direction of these pre-established narratives, never has to do the hard, ugly, unpleasant work of putting them in place. That bit – the ratfucking – is done for him. To the extent that Obama and high-level surrogates do engage in a little tentative rat foreplay, the counterfucking – the “ratcockblocking”, if you will – is done by eager volunteers. Nobody waits around for the McCain campaign to tell them what to do, and nobody writes out terribly-well-thought-out lists of reasons why people shouldn’t believe the hype. They drown it out and get back on message. One side sits back, one side engages. One side wins, one side loses. This is not a coincidence.
It is unrealistic to expect anyone who has a real job, a family, etc. to waste as much time as Wankathlete Stanley Kurtz on this shit, because he gets paid to do it, and we do not. But we can probably waste some fraction of the time that freelance Republican mass-emailers do. Or we can not, and keep losing. This decision is not up to the Obama campaign or MSNBC – it is really entirely up to us. Start a Ratfucker’s Local Union Chapter. Get fucking.
… Adding: I’ve been drifting away from using the word ‘wanker’, as it is a bit of a relic from a bygone age, but it works really well as a sort of informal markup tag. If you are looking for dirt on any wingnut, Googling ‘”Wingnut’s Name” + wanker’ is a very effective filter. Especially when you’ve fucked your archives.
August 28, 2008 at 8:23 pm
That’s why I eagerly reprinted “I Spent Years as a POW with John McCain, and His Finger Should Not Be Near the Red Button
By Phillip Butler, Military.com”
on the Christian Vander Power Hour.
http://www.alternet.org/election08/95825/i_spent_years_as_a_pow_with_john_mccain%2C_and_his_finger_should_not_be_near_the_red_button/
August 28, 2008 at 8:27 pm
..but this is much better.
August 28, 2008 at 9:04 pm
it requires a secret infrastructure. what you ultimately are complaining about is how liberal billionaires don’t step up the way conservative billionaires do. t. boone pickens, richard mellon scaife, some of the waltons and so on–those fuckers put their (blood-soaked) money where their (vile and evil and satanic cum and pus filled) mouths are. but geffen? spielberg? streisand? soros? do any of these fucking guys/gals EVER step up for real? do you ever actually associate them with vicious smears of their opponents?
you do not. if i had a bit more money, i would start a ratfuckery of the first order. probably for 15 million or so (wallet-droppings to some of the aforementioned) an operation of world class rodentine buggery could ROLL LIKE A BAG OF BAD all over the fuckers what deserve it.
maybe that’s bullshit. maybe, editors, someone of your native cleverness and wit needs to just create the mechanism from the ground up, adn then the money will come. i don’t know.
August 28, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Maybe the money can come from here:
http://www.opensecrets.org/527s/index.php
The Dems have a huge 527 advantage.
Top 5 Givers:
Steven Bing (Los Angeles, CA) $4,850,000
George Soros (New York, NY) $4,650,000
Sheldon Adelson (Las Vegas, NV) $3,597,632
John R Hunting (Grand Rapids, MI) $1,243,000
Fred Godley (Cornelius, NC) $1,100,000
Top 5 527s
Top 5 Committees Receiving Money
See the full list
Committee 2008 Receipts
Service Employees International Union $18,090,802
America Votes $15,610,750
American Solutions Winning the Future $13,105,178
The Fund for America $12,141,946
EMILY’s List $9,110,151
FYI.
Top Donors
Top 10 donors:
American Fedn of State, County & Municipal Employees $39,632,103
AT&T Inc $39,502,961
National Assn of Realtors $32,879,706
Goldman Sachs $29,322,212
American Assn for Justice $29,160,889
Intl Brotherhood of Electrical Workers $28,480,884
National Education Assn $28,153,159
Laborers Union $26,708,339
Service Employees International Union $26,562,163
Carpenters & Joiners Union $25,745,082
Just sayn’. The GOP does a better job of laundering their money. Simple as that.
August 28, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Preach it, brother.
Online rat molestation only goes so far. Real fuckin’ requires a black budget.
The Watergate break in was just routine Republican ratfucking operations. Now they’ve taken it primetime.
What is Fox News, Ron Fournier’s AP, The Washington Times, and the whole wingnut welfare brigade is, but a ratfuck so big you can’t see it?
August 28, 2008 at 9:24 pm
my wife’s ratfucking contribution (taking photos of mccain that she took and retouching them a good bit, plus a bit of text) is now back up at http://www.manipulator.com. refresh the page to see all four. we are going to try to put these up on a billboard in LA–it will of course cost a bit of money.
August 28, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Seeing as I “manage” my vanity website into a ditch every 18 months or so, perhaps I am not the best person to create a nationwide movement. Also, you forgot to say I’m pretty.
Put up a paypal account, I’ll throw some money at it. And put the billboard up in Ohio.
August 28, 2008 at 9:32 pm
TOP Donors Last Ten Years and this year
http://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/list.php?type=L
I know the GOP funnels most of their money through the RNC, I’m not sure how they’re doing it otherwise. Likely they just don’t report it, because the enforcement has been lax the last forever.
August 28, 2008 at 9:39 pm
I love you, The Editors (if only as friends) but I think the ratfucking is on in a big way. Obama gave a “fuck you” speech tonight, and it would take one cynical mo-fo to fail to understand that our basketball playing, south-side Chicagoan n…neg…African-American can’t hold his own in a smack-talk war. I live in Chicagoland, and I played a whole lot of hoops in the city, against some seriously good trash-talkers.
One of the best (!) things the lefties do is ratfuck each other, as you have done with ever-sane Thers, but hey, that’s what you (Dems) do. Herd cats.
Cannibalism is fascinating stuff.
Now, I don’t agree with either Thers or you every time, but I agree with both (and all) of you far more often than not. And, if you want to get all specific, I tend to agree with you, The Editors, on the specifics of the Whiskey Fire posts you pick apart. Not completely, but I understand the argument fully.
Purity trolling is not just a Republican concept.
Woulda been a great post without the eating of those on your side.
And it was a great post anyway.
August 28, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Why do I bother? Can anybody tell me?
August 28, 2008 at 9:45 pm
because when you a see a rat’s juicy pussy, you just have to get at it?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/22291467@N00/
the permalink. spread far and wide. we will do something fun with them soon.
August 28, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Hey Eds. I think you were actually positively citing Thers. It’s a funny season because I just spent off-moments over the past two days opining that that making fun of other liberal to lefty bloggers wasn’t the best way to fuck rats.
But whatever. Some folks believe that anything funny isn’t positive. And anyone who thinks making fun of Atrois isn’t really that funny a joke is positively barmy.
Obama kicked the shit out of you, me and Thers tonight. I wonder how that’ll play.
August 28, 2008 at 10:23 pm
oh and there should be a backslash “I” after “Thers.”.
August 29, 2008 at 4:19 am
I always assumed you did this for the money and the prog.
August 29, 2008 at 5:56 am
Why do I bother? Can anybody tell me?
Groupies. And drugs. Groupies on drugs. Drugs on groupies. Same reason we all do it man.
August 29, 2008 at 6:16 am
Man, the good old days were so good. Reminds me that it’s been way too long since I checked to make sure my dirts were properly separated.
It’s instructive to look back at the origin of “wanker” in the lefty blogger lexicon. Congrats and thanks to you, oh Editors, on giving us the word we needed.
August 29, 2008 at 8:26 am
I liked the fact that the Obama team refuted to go on that radio show with Kurtz. They can whine aim all they want about not wanting to join the “debate”, but doing so just add legitimacy to what is essentially bullshit. It’s like those creationists wanting to debate Richard Dawkins, and he just wont do it.
August 29, 2008 at 12:36 pm
It’s instructive to look back at the origin of “wanker” in the lefty blogger lexicon. Congrats and thanks to you, oh Editors, on giving us the word we needed.
Oh, I remember wankers, my friend. Used to be, back then, it was all about the wankers. Some kind of British insult, wankers is, apparently, judging from its usual targets. Now it’s ratfuck this and ratfuck that and all the Vice Presidential MILF-factor* we’ll be dealing with so it’s just not the same anymore. The rhetoric’s moved on, is what I’m saying, though the wankers remain, world without end, my friend.
*McCain is effectively doubling down on the bet that there are a bunch of disaffected Hillary people out there, just like Larry Johnson’s been hypothesizing the heck out of, who will be so sensitized to criticism of a woman yet again in this campaign cycle that they’ll rally around Palin to his benefit. Go ahead, he dares you. Make fun of her.
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