This came out 2 weeks ago:
88% of Alaskans think she’s a liar:
But Ted Stevens LLC loves her:
Clearly, this is good news for McCain.
August 29, 2008
August 29, 2008
This came out 2 weeks ago:
88% of Alaskans think she’s a liar:
But Ted Stevens LLC loves her:
Clearly, this is good news for McCain.
August 29, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Emails.
August 29, 2008 at 3:43 pm
America Awaken from your Ambien Fugue.
August 29, 2008 at 4:13 pm
The Alaska governor’s press room is even tacky for an airport Holiday Inn.
At least it doesn’t have a 10″ black & white TV in a TV cabinet, like Montana.
I’m not much on the trappings of power, but these states are playing in the little league of governance.
August 29, 2008 at 5:33 pm
[...] 4: My man the genius The Editors has more. I’m sure happy Mrs. Palin’s story is coming out so quickly. We wouldn’t want to [...]
August 29, 2008 at 5:38 pm
[...] supposed to have a lot of appeal to your more rightward-leaning libertarians. But while watching an endless, boring "Wooten-gate" video that the Poorman Institute pressed on its readership I learn that Palin’s official reason for [...]
August 29, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Oh my. this is amazing. Check out her husband, can you imagine that guy being, um, First Dude In Chief (I’m pretty sure that’s what they call the Veep’s husband.) THAT my friends, is where the real show is going to go down. My friends.
August 29, 2008 at 6:45 pm
You mean the “commercial fisherman” who’s real job is with BP. Mr. Dude Palin.
August 29, 2008 at 7:40 pm
I have a sort of embarassing question. The kind of thing a small town mayor might be asking on her first trip to the lower 48 actually. What does PUMA stand for? I know what it means and all, I just never caught up to the acronym. anybody?
August 29, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Party Unity My Ass
August 29, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Buskertype, Chris Matthews just put one of the PUMA nitwits on your TV. Apparently PUMA stands for Party Unity My Ass.
And this just in: Obama has fired Joe Biden and replaced him with Jane Hamsher, because, you know, he felt guilty for disrespecting Hillary Clinton.
August 29, 2008 at 7:55 pm
AHHH… that one wasn’t really intuitive to me. I came up with some possibilities but well, in the interest of pary unity, AND my ass I’ll refrain from mentioning them.
August 29, 2008 at 8:11 pm
I keep wondering if they can find a way to dump her a la Stockdale without totally admitting defeat. From now on I will refer to her as Admiral Palin. My friends.
August 29, 2008 at 8:14 pm
People Universally Moron-Americans.
PUMA’s.
August 29, 2008 at 8:40 pm
PUMAs are stooges planted by the McCain campaign, and one of them has just been nominated as VP.
On the rollout this morning Palin was all but presented as a disaffected Hillary loyalist.
August 29, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Well, I’m glad that the problem of bootlegging is finally gonna get the attention it deserves.
August 29, 2008 at 10:05 pm
This, my friends, is what it looks like when a GOP presidential campaign looks down, and realizes that it is in midair, jumping over a shark.
So Hanoi John says “ah, fuck it. Just. Fuck. It!” and figures that he might as well try to “get some” before he shuffles off the stage.
August 29, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Clearly McCain’s campaign jumped the shark earlier this week:
That is, if you ever believed the McCain campaign to have had a coherent and believable storyline…
August 30, 2008 at 2:15 am
I’ve been trying to imagine who Obama could have picked that would have been similiarly ludicris to Adm. Palin. (barring Ludacris himself as simply, well… anyway) First I thought of Gavin Newsome.
But I think the better analogy is if Obama had chosen Helen Thomas to be his running mate. And who knows, maybe he should have. But frankly I’m glad he went with Joe Biden instead. My friends.
August 30, 2008 at 4:24 am
Helen Thomas would have at least been a respectable choice, though she is older than dirt.. And Gavin Newsom, though a slimy little tool, is intelligent and has charisma.
Maybe a similarly absurd choice would be someone like the crazy “Impeach Clinton” guy who wanders the streets of San Francisco
August 30, 2008 at 6:45 am
What does PUMA stand for?
According to tBogg, it’s a mythical beast with the body of a middle-aged woman and the head of an idiot.
August 30, 2008 at 7:25 am
McCain to Obama: You think you’re inexperienced? I’ll show you inexperience, my friend!!
August 30, 2008 at 9:22 am
Fast forward to the VP “debate.”
Biden: “I know Hillary Clinton. I’ve worked with Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton is a friend of mine. And, Gov. Palin, you’re no Hillary Clinton.”
And then a loud whine erupts from the RNC: “Joe Biden is mean to women!”
August 30, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Check out the guy in the first clip, around 2:40 in. An absolutely awesome beard. Sorta of an older, gayer Yosemite Sam.
August 30, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Is it true that Sarah Palin named her daughter Willow after a Jewish lesbian witch from the television show Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Is it true that Sarah Palin named her daughter Piper after an unmarried mother and practitioner of witchcraft from the television show Charmed?
Is it true that Sarah Palin has ties to Wicca and Satanic false religions?
Did you know that Alaska is actually a center of ritual Satanic practices? http://justice.uaa.alaska.edu/research/articles/9309satn.html
Did you know that Alaska is actually a center of so-called “lifestyle” wife-swapping and group sex parties? http://www.topix.com/forum/news/sex/TONCFI1E6CUNBU1U5/p2
Come on, you people.
August 30, 2008 at 5:15 pm
It would be irresponsible not to ask.