I’m sure Hillary is happier than Biden. Can you imagine what she is going to do to that poor woman? I think she has more leeway to eat Palin for breakfast in her current position than she would as VP nominee. And she damn well better — she has every reason to. I am considering starting a site where people can pledge $x to erasing Hillary debt for every epic beatdown she performs.
I don’t watch CNBC but what is with the dude shouting at her? Dude, you have a microphone and that is not a window that she is talking to you from. Damn.
My wife said that there is no way Hillary is going to let someone else be the first female president (there’s no way McCain would survive a term). My wife said
Agnew, Quayle, Stockdale, all come to mind. If you’re Kay Bailey Hutchenson, Whitman, Fiorino..you’re scratching your head. This was designed to appease the radio republicans who oppose choice even in the case of incest or rape. This was likely the only female cultural conservative he could find who was in favor of McCain’s brand of election “reform.”
Now, she’s not interested in The Iraq War and doesn’t know what the VP does. It’s raining ponies.
[...] research has turned up a variously embarrassing and cringe-inducing lowlight reel (see here and here for starters; and could someone translate this statement on Iraq into English, please?), [...]
August 29, 2008 at 11:49 am
Huh. She’s a complete idiot, and inarticulate to boot. Nicely done, wrinkly old guy.
August 29, 2008 at 11:56 am
Biden’s gotta be grinning ear to ear
August 29, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Tina Fey will host SNL this season early, and often.
August 29, 2008 at 12:19 pm
When you are an empty (pants) suit, don’t make it a red one, much harder to disappear into the background.
August 29, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Alaska should be this year’s Taxachussetts.
I’m sure Hillary is happier than Biden. Can you imagine what she is going to do to that poor woman? I think she has more leeway to eat Palin for breakfast in her current position than she would as VP nominee. And she damn well better — she has every reason to. I am considering starting a site where people can pledge $x to erasing Hillary debt for every epic beatdown she performs.
August 29, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Truly, a historic, record-shattering pick.
Right out of the chute with, “I am not a crook.” Awesome.
August 29, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Wow, she’d make a great Fox talking head person. Yes, she’s that vapid.
August 29, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Shouty Guy for Vice! He’s awesomely shout-tastic.
August 29, 2008 at 12:43 pm
he’s got the cocaine stentorian…
August 29, 2008 at 12:48 pm
I totally called this. 7/31. Pretty much. Well,
Yep, I called it.
August 29, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Scandal and ignorance about the Office of the Vice Presidency aside, are we ready for a VP that talks like Don Cherry?
August 29, 2008 at 1:09 pm
She may never find out what exactly the VP does.
August 29, 2008 at 1:11 pm
[...] this and tell me what you think she’s figured out what a VP does yet. Or how to handle a [...]
August 29, 2008 at 1:24 pm
This has ‘taken out of context’ written all over it. Sorry guys, keep your eyes on the prize: Daddy, Stevens, Stevens jr, VECO
Gotta love the smell of desperation wafting from the McLame campaign :D
August 29, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I don’t watch CNBC but what is with the dude shouting at her? Dude, you have a microphone and that is not a window that she is talking to you from. Damn.
August 29, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Kewl.
August 29, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Sorry, Sarah, but “new energy” is not a coherent reason to fire the commissioner. Trying to stick it to you sister’s ex is much more believable.
August 29, 2008 at 1:37 pm
By the way, I hear she was for the Bridge to Nowhere before she was against it.
August 29, 2008 at 1:40 pm
In years to come, this will be remembered as McCain’s Admiral Stockdale moment.
It’s a moment that’s gonna keep on giving.
August 29, 2008 at 1:45 pm
The public safety commissioner was weak on bootlegging, huh? That explains why Palin, after firing Monegan, turned around and offered him the spot as executive director of the state’s Alcoholic Beverage Control Board.
August 29, 2008 at 2:17 pm
My wife said that there is no way Hillary is going to let someone else be the first female president (there’s no way McCain would survive a term). My wife said
“and now, the Clintons will release the Kraken”
August 29, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Agnew, Quayle, Stockdale, all come to mind. If you’re Kay Bailey Hutchenson, Whitman, Fiorino..you’re scratching your head. This was designed to appease the radio republicans who oppose choice even in the case of incest or rape. This was likely the only female cultural conservative he could find who was in favor of McCain’s brand of election “reform.”
Now, she’s not interested in The Iraq War and doesn’t know what the VP does. It’s raining ponies.
August 29, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Total gimmick pick.
August 29, 2008 at 2:38 pm
HOOT!
Murkans don’t want a government that serves their interests for four years.
They want some fukcin’ ENNERTAINMENT every four years.
Looks like we git some, too.
~
August 29, 2008 at 2:39 pm
“and now, the Clintons will release the Kraken”
I have no idea what that is, but I can’t wait to find out!
August 29, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Margarita, it’s like an aquatic version of the Ymir.
You’re welcome!
August 29, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Margarita: Clash of the Titans.
August 29, 2008 at 3:07 pm
mmmmmm what? did someone call?
I AM HUNGRY FOR INEXPERIENCED UNQUALIFIED PANTSUIT WEARING PRESUMPTIVE-VP-NOMINEES FROM A TINY STATE.
really? he did?
I MUST LEAVE NOW, THERE IS EATING TO BE DONE!
August 29, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Pass. The. Popcorn.
August 29, 2008 at 3:21 pm
A little mental trick. Palin doesn’t have enough experience to be President so therefor, Obama doesn’t either, so you have to vote for McCain.
Cute.
August 29, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Shucks, all they gotta do is fit her with Georgie’s earpiece and she will be brilliant!
August 29, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Gotta admit she’s got balls to have such high hair. If she goes full beehive, we’re in deep trouble.
August 30, 2008 at 8:05 am
Murderball Says:
August 29, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Tina Fey will host SNL this season early, and often.
Actually, I think Dana Carvey might be a better choice.
August 30, 2008 at 9:31 am
You laugh now, Kraken, but what will you do when she sends a crack pod of special-forces orcas after you? What will you do?
August 31, 2008 at 11:24 am
[...] research has turned up a variously embarrassing and cringe-inducing lowlight reel (see here and here for starters; and could someone translate this statement on Iraq into English, please?), [...]