Scientists will use the Large Hadron Collider TO DESTROY TEH EARTH!!!!
NASA is completely ignoring space rocks that WILL DESTROY TEH EARTH!!!!1!!!
Global warming? “[B]arely makes the Problem Top 10.” Indeed:
At least for the next few decades, headlong resource consumption will be necessary to generate the capital that will pay for a clean-energy infrastructure.
Huh.
September 9, 2008 at 8:21 pm
I love it when you post Easterbrook.
It’s like ragging on Jonah Goldberg, but smarter.
We need a new banner, too. Just FYI.
September 9, 2008 at 8:49 pm
“Headlong resource consumption?” Hell, man, that’s what you do when the odds are against you, double down! Bet it all on 17! You can’t win if you don’t play, after all.
September 9, 2008 at 11:27 pm
I hate those sexist liberals!
September 10, 2008 at 12:08 am
Dear The Editors,
If you really expect me to follow links, you should at least provide those that don’t lead me to .pdf or whatever kind of carp you really wish me to download.
I signed up for “The Great PornDragon” (emphasis added) not this “CosPlay Waterloo” (neither of which I understand), do commas come before parantheticals? I don’t understand… anyhow…
To get you back on track I should really encourage, and here I go doing it; you should really do some slash-fic (/fic?) on “O’Reilly nails Obama” or something. I think it would be good in light of your desire to “rat-fuck” people, and open that whole can o’ worms.
‘Cuz you know that’s what we really need as a country… Fair and Balanced reportage… Anyhow, I am the above-signed, and good luck with your mind wishes!
–Just Another Doofus.
September 10, 2008 at 12:15 am
So as you can see, I’m looking forward to the Large Hadron Collider destroying the Earth, it sounds like a feature.
September 10, 2008 at 12:20 am
I mean, just release the death spiders already.
September 10, 2008 at 1:18 am
but what if, after we release the free market on the problem, it acquires a Large Hadron Collider and turns against us? Do we even know where the evil/good switch is on teh free market? That would crack the top ten.
September 10, 2008 at 3:55 am
Yay! Death spiders!
September 10, 2008 at 4:59 am
The Large Hadron Collider is simply a red herring to distract you all from how us scientists are really going to kill you. Wind power turbines? They’re really giant killer robots. Once we’ve got enough of them out there, we’ll let ‘em loose.
September 10, 2008 at 5:58 am
Didn’t they turn the Large Hedron Collider on yesterday? And yet here we still…OMG where is my body?1!
September 10, 2008 at 6:33 am
Frankly, I am getting to the point where I think it should all just go up in flames. You win, Nazi right wing, Christian Dominionist australopithecine muthafuckas. Now, go meet Jesus, he’s waiting for ya. And be sure to take your KY along, so you can plook each other for all eternity.
September 10, 2008 at 8:10 am
Re: Gregg Easterbrook criticizing Thomas Friedman: two wrongs do not make a right. When will Slate let someone intelligent join the conversation?
September 10, 2008 at 8:12 am
Whatever. Could we please return to the ceremonial fucking of the rats. Pron-fucking-to. Thanks in advance.
September 10, 2008 at 11:39 am
Perfect. Now, every time I want something done right away I’m going to say “Pron-fucking-to” with a big shiteating grin on my face. “How to Win Friends And Influence People” my ass.
September 10, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Re: Problem Top 10 – “Lack of girls’ education” comes in at No. 6.
Isn’t this the same guy who drools all over cheerleaders every week in his ESPN colum? What a fucktard.
September 10, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Oh, and at “Sadly, No!” they call it “the Large Hardon Collider.” That would be in my Problem Top Ten.
September 11, 2008 at 8:08 pm
I’m so about the pron…
September 12, 2008 at 8:54 am
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