Obama: 1
McCain: 0
You can look that shit up and see if I lie. I know whose lapel would be emboldening me, were I a terrorist with the terrorist’s characteristic fascination with patriotic-themed men’s jewelry. Also, John McCain kept talking about how many foreign countries he went to and how many big shots he could name check. Pretty elitist, if you ask me.
September 26, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Once again a complete denial of the Editors about pipeline related choadery. Sad.
September 26, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Wuh. Eh. Vah. All I know is there’s a pipeline of patriotism in the heart of all decent Americans and John McCain just blew it up with his unfestoon’d lapel. The notched flap of material on the front of John McCain’s sport jacket is the central front in the war on terror and John just cut and run and dishonored all the thread and cloth which fought so bravely to keep his neck safe from deadly drafts and terror. He might as well have just worn a terrorist headscarf and answered all the questions in Arabic and then blown himself up in a crowd of tailors screaming “Allahu Akbar!”
September 26, 2008 at 10:30 pm
You know, I’ve heard he wasn’t even born in America. Could it be true?
September 27, 2008 at 9:35 am
Also, John McCain kept talking about how many foreign countries he went to
It was like the intro to Stevie Wonder’s “Don’t you worry about a thing,” when the Spanish speaker doesn’t understand him, Stevie says “I can’t understand how you can’t, cuz I’ve been to Paris, Beruit, Iraq, Iran, Eurasia… I speak very, very, fluent Spanish…”
September 27, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Exsqueeze me, Max Power… McCain was born in the Canal Zone, a part of the U.S.A. that’s more American than Plymouth Rock. (At least it was until that communist gay terrorist sympathizer Jimmy Carter signed it over to its rightful owners). Barack Obama, meanwhile was born in some place called “Hawaii,” which we’re supposed to believe qualifies him for President, somehow. Please.
September 27, 2008 at 1:27 pm
She had it. She had the pin. The real battle against postmodernism was being fought in Philadelphia.
September 27, 2008 at 3:49 pm
[...] Editors (who are pretty smart for a bunch of experimentalists) have the best comment on McCain in the debate: Also, John McCain kept talking about how many foreign countries he went to [...]
September 27, 2008 at 4:26 pm
uh uh u-u-u-uh, uh, uh
September 27, 2008 at 4:56 pm
I just loved how Barack kept referring to McCain as “John.” That had to piss him off.
September 27, 2008 at 8:26 pm
I have a pen… this pen is old, but I’ll veto every spending bill that crosses my desk. I’ll make them famous, my friends. You will know their names.
Did anyone else get the creepy feeling he talking to/about his Little John right there?
September 29, 2008 at 4:32 pm
pen is mightier
September 30, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Amen.
That seditious blank spot on his jacket told Americans all they need to know about this leering, glassy-eyed VC Sleeper Agent – he hasn’t been a REAL American for more than 30 years!
You wanna talk elitist? How about name-dropping Henry “When In Doubt, Napalm Some More Children” Kissinger? Dude made it sound like he was going to have Hank’s love-child, right after he spawned one for Petraeus.
The pen may be old, but the inkwell is still deep, my friends. To say nothing of the quill itself, my friends.