Somehow, I doubt the Keyboard Kommandos will be pushing this story very hard:
Baboucarr Njie was preparing for his prayer session Friday night, Sept. 26, when he heard children in the Islamic Society of Greater Dayton coughing. Soon, Njie himself was overcome with fits of coughing and, like the rest of those in the building, headed for the doors.
“I would stay outside for a minute, then go back in, there were a lot of kids,” Njie said. “My throat is still itchy, I need to get some milk.”
Njie was one of several affected when a suspected chemical irritant was sprayed into the mosque at 26 Josie St., bringing Dayton police, fire and hazardous material personnel to the building at 9:48 p.m.
Someone “sprayed an irritant into the mosque,” Dayton fire District Chief Vince Wiley said, noting that fire investigators believe it was a hand-held spray can.
According to fire dispatch communications, a child reported seeing two men with a white can spraying something into a window. That child was brought to the supervising firefighter at the scene.
Wiley would not discuss that report, but said the investigation has been turned over to police. Police were not commenting.
A man matching this description was seen fleeing the scene:
None of this, however, in any way alters the fact that Rachael Ray wore a scarf. Via. More.

September 28, 2008 at 7:25 pm
That is a mistake. I got a mailer from the RNC just yesterday saying that there has not been any terrorist attacks in the U.S. since 9/11.
September 28, 2008 at 7:57 pm
EDITORS CARRY OUT PHOTO-VISUAL TERRORIST ATTACK IN HEART OF INTERNETS!!!
September 28, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Jesus. How many pictures of this guy do you have, and how many times do you plan on posting them? I need to know how long I’m going to have to read this blog with images turned off.
September 28, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Oo, you have MORE pictures of this guy? Where? C’n I see ‘em? Is there, like, a whole website full?
September 28, 2008 at 8:43 pm
You don’t like my glamor shots? I’m taking my Guitar Hero and my Glocks and going home!
September 28, 2008 at 9:32 pm
My, how far Ken has fallen.
September 28, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Uh, I don’t think I’d put a pistol that close to, um, my pistol.
September 28, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Dude— what the fuck?? What’d I ever do to you? I’m totally telling the forum mods!
September 28, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Who the FUCK is that person, and why the FUCK do you keep attacking your readers with his pictures?
September 28, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Let’s see: P38, Glock, .22, .38 and .357 snub revolvers, something in 9mm, 1911 knockoff and some sort of weird thing with see-through magazines.
Knives, boxes of ammo, fake guitars and fluorscent-colored magazines.
Futon stuck in a corner of a bare-walled room, with the only exception being a piece of cloth draped over the window. Shitty beige carpet.
If I didn’t know better, I’d say this was some weirdo in a college dorm room or a halfway house =/
September 28, 2008 at 11:19 pm
What in the holy hell!!
September 28, 2008 at 11:51 pm
The clear magazines look like Ram-Line 50 .22 mags but those are for Ruger 10/22′s. I don’t know. The whole thing is so confusing.
And seriously, how many of these do you have? I’m still getting over the shakes from the first image and now this. It’s even worse. I’m not going to be able to sleep tonight and it’s your fault.
September 29, 2008 at 3:37 am
4: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2808465
Bountiful indeed, are teh Intartubez.
September 29, 2008 at 4:44 am
Okay, okay, I’m going to blow the lid off of Teh Editor’s secret cache of photos, because it’s just too shameful.
They’re from Free Republic, on the SooperSekrit Dating Forum. There’s more, vastly more than anyone here could possibly handle. So don’t provoke Teh Editors, ‘mkay?
And no, you *don’t* want to know what kind of post you have to make on the public forums to get invited to join the InnurCirkleJerkz and have access to that forum. Trust me on this.
So, Editors, are the welding goggles still holding out, or are you having problems with erosion? Don’t take chances!
September 29, 2008 at 4:58 am
I take it the guy has a blog?
September 29, 2008 at 5:39 am
Wow, Jason Alexander has really let himself go.
September 29, 2008 at 5:53 am
Look, I like Star Trek as much as the next guy, but those Klingon cheesecake photos are really over the top.
September 29, 2008 at 6:09 am
Seriously, please tell us this guy in the photos is already in a padded cell somewhere before I puke all over the place when I see his face on CNN and find out he’s just killed a dozen people at Brigham Young U. or some damn thing.
September 29, 2008 at 6:11 am
…at the very least give us an PO Box where we can send him a couple of cans of Nair and a subscription to “Starlog” to keep him off the streets.
September 29, 2008 at 6:30 am
I’m sure this is all a big misunderstanding.
Some well-meaning locals had probably just heard that Muslim babies enjoy the fresh scent of capsicum-related compounds in the air.
They were just trying to make them feel welcome.
September 29, 2008 at 8:24 am
The man in the photo is Logan Mankins, he plays LG for the NFL’s New England Patriots. He is dangerous and cool.
September 29, 2008 at 8:27 am
Need Morf!!1!
September 29, 2008 at 9:25 am
Oh shit, that guy works in our mail room.
September 29, 2008 at 10:13 am
Why is a wookie threatening to blow his balls off on my computer screen?
September 30, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Oh come now – you know the rules:
Happened to scary brown Moozlimz = Doesn’t count.
Thus the US of A STILL hasn’t had any terrorism attacks since Nein-Eleventy!
QED!!11!1
September 30, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Is that Russell Brand’s older brother?