As you know, we at The ‘Tute do not shy away from posting raw, frank, and often shocking images of libertarianism. Some readers have been offended by these graphic images. They have requested that we post pictures of cute kittens in order that they might sleep soundly once more. We are happy to oblige:
Blind people may be onto something.
September 29, 2008 at 6:09 pm
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Well duh.
Oh wait.
September 29, 2008 at 6:19 pm
That’s YOU, isn’t it! The Editors is a hairy gun totin’ exhibitionist! It’s so obvious; now it all makes sense.
September 29, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Look at those whammy bars!
September 29, 2008 at 6:46 pm
That improves the picture a lot!
September 29, 2008 at 7:11 pm
I would love to see the pretty ladies that responded to this hunk. I’m totally Mark Foley straight but this tough, sensitive, love man has me dangling my participles. I want to make him pancakes and giggle at his GTA:IV jokes. I want him to trust me enough to lather up his totally buff back with barbasol and shave his beautiful body smooth, then I would teach a cat to suck his toes…
I want to win a Nebula for fan fiction pertaining to this photo, the seal with the red ball, and that super happy bird. This are the three photos that sum up the turn of the century.
September 29, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Can I just say that the zen screen saver is the perfect counterpoint to his Resident Evil suitcase full of small arms. Plus, do we really need to see the bullets? I know you have bullets. I think if he had a more comfortable computer chair, you know a more ergonomic situation, he wouldn’t be so angry. Anyway, you’re still OK with me, Jared Allen.
September 29, 2008 at 7:36 pm
oh motherfuck. I may never play Rock Band again.
September 29, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Witness how postmodernism has created the techno industrial complex in Europe – the Nuremburg-sieg-heil-like synchronous bounce dancing. And now cat masks for our libertarian freedom fighter. It’s a matter of time before the SS finds and jails our guitar warrior for breaking the synthesizer law!
September 29, 2008 at 8:05 pm
I love Klingon porn…
September 29, 2008 at 8:13 pm
The SoemthingAwful thread these come from will EAT your BRAIN.
September 29, 2008 at 8:15 pm
The hairy gun-spartan kinda scares me. I mean, WTF? That ain’t right. Also, in the top picture, he looks like he’s holding his dick hostage with that pistol. The visual equivalent of a Freudian slip perhaps?
September 29, 2008 at 8:20 pm
The fascination cannot be denied.
September 29, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Fooled all of you: these are the stills from when Khalid Sheikh Mohammed/Ron Jeremy were nabbed while filming More Mocha Madness: Butch, Blogged and Buffed. I’d recognize Dylan Radigan’s gun anywhere.
September 29, 2008 at 8:57 pm
I think something’s wrong with your kitten…
September 29, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Imagine him playing a cello in a rowboat. Imagine Airwolf approaching slowly, sadly, euthanasia to perform…
September 29, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Such soulful eyes.
September 29, 2008 at 11:22 pm
I dunno what’s worse — the fact that these photos exist, or the certain knowledge that somebody, somewhere, on the internet, is adding them to his porn collection.
September 30, 2008 at 2:56 am
Are you familiar with Dave Langford’s Basilisk stories?
September 30, 2008 at 7:30 am
Huh, I kinda hate to say this, but… I read through most of the somethingawful forum thread that those pics came from, and the guy actually comes off as a fairly decent sort. Certainly aware of how ridiculous he looks, and quite clearly doing it for (as the kids say) teh lulz.
Damn human beings, always ruining my snark at inconvenient moments.
September 30, 2008 at 7:44 am
Jesus CHRIST, man. What did that kitten ever do to you?
A.
September 30, 2008 at 9:23 am
He was pretty Furry pre-kitten head, now you’re just gilding the hirsute lily.
September 30, 2008 at 9:51 am
The funny thing is that for some ladies these photos are panty remover.
Humans are so rediculous.
September 30, 2008 at 9:58 am
Sorry dude, there’s not enough catnip in the world…
September 30, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Not what I had in mind at all.
Jesus, do these people really exist? How do we stop them from voting?
September 30, 2008 at 2:29 pm
lolinternetdongues
September 30, 2008 at 9:28 pm
I love the Ikea for Kidz bed. Maybe he should suspend his monthly pistol purchase to get a nice bed and a comfortable chair… unless those are the spartan accommodations in the auxiliary command center. You know the place. You keep your old Wireless B Windows XP machine in there in case the Islamofascist Mexiliberals outflank you. But just like on the Entreprise, one dude can still do all the work from there!
September 30, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Fuck.
I got nothing.
September 30, 2008 at 9:56 pm
I can’t tell you how much entertainment value this has provided at my place of business, as I printed out these pics and left them in places where the carpenters, plumbers, electricians and painters would find them. If there’s anything redneck construction workers would rather see than a mostly nude hairy guy with a lot of guns and a kitten head, I’m not sure what it is.
October 2, 2008 at 7:04 pm
If the kitten pulled the trigger, he might solve part of the problem (looks like a small part).
October 3, 2008 at 6:18 am
The only down-side to the kittenish head replacement surgery is the loss of the unibrow. Maybe stem cells injected into the brow ridge would help?
October 12, 2008 at 9:05 am
woah, sexy socks … ah ah ah
August 16, 2009 at 12:41 pm
just the image i was looking for… ((mad audience cheering))