Shorter Wall Street Journal Editorial Board:
If the United States government starts releasing innocent detainees that were wrongly imprisoned for years, terrorists will move in right next door.
(via the Generalistimo)
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October 10, 2008
October 10, 2008 at 8:33 am
So we wouldn’t have to send troops all the way to Iraq anymore? With the price of jet fuel these days, that would be the savings we need to rescue the economy.
Block party, bitches!
October 10, 2008 at 9:11 am
“What happens to such terrorists if they’re cleared for release by the likes of Judge Urbina? If no country will accept them, the real possibility exists that they will be released domestically.”
Like what happened to the Japanese internees at the end of WWII. And now see what Cal Tech is like!
October 10, 2008 at 9:30 am
Obviously, if the terrorists know we’re crazy enough to lock away innocent people forever for no reason, they’ll know we’re really going to give it to them. Or something.
October 10, 2008 at 9:55 am
I agree with the WSJ. Clearly we’re all better off if the innocent ones, along with those of no military value, are simply disappeared.
October 10, 2008 at 10:39 am
A good point. My only fear is that by not arresting the WSJ editorial board without charges and holding them forever, we are telling the terrorists that there are potential safe havens in this country. So we should do that, and then they’ll know we mean business.
Or, we could just kill everyone on Earth. That might be best.
October 10, 2008 at 11:06 am
“Or, we could just kill everyone on Earth. That might be best.”
Finaly you libs are taking the thret of terrurism seriusly.
October 10, 2008 at 11:14 am
Or, we could just kill everyone on Earth. That might be best.
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Finaly you libs are taking the thret of terrurism seriusly.
Indeed. That is tough on terror.
October 10, 2008 at 11:29 am
I do have some of that ice-nine laying around here somewhere …
October 10, 2008 at 11:57 am
ET phone home…
October 10, 2008 at 1:08 pm
A methane clathrate went up in the Arctic like two weeks ago, so really you don’t have to do anything at all in that regard.
October 10, 2008 at 4:20 pm
I have a Pravda.ru addiction. Please help :(
October 10, 2008 at 5:34 pm
A methane clathrate went up in the Arctic like two weeks ago
It is time we took the Svalbard Menace seriously.
October 10, 2008 at 6:40 pm
I don’t care if terrorists move in next door as long as they don’t fire up the goddam lawn mower before 11 AM. And don’t even think about playing country music.
October 10, 2008 at 8:16 pm
If the United States government starts releasing guilty detainees that were legally imprisoned for years, terrorists will not move in right next door.
October 10, 2008 at 10:07 pm
These things all reside in the PAST, why bring the ancient demons back?
We live in the world of today. Lame Ducks are easy to shoot. Where is your sportsmanship? I get it…
If it walks like a ****** and talks like a ****** it must be a ******.
Do you have a point Partisan? Neither do I. I mis-spell on porpoise…
October 11, 2008 at 1:05 am
“If it walks like a ****** and talks like a ****** it must be a ******. ”
(redacted for porpoise security)
October 11, 2008 at 8:26 am
The real danger is when these Uighur separatists make a deal with the dirty Mexicans and agree to support the Aztlan separatists in exchange for a New East Turkestan on U.S. territory.
It will look like a human face being stepped on by yak butter, forever.
October 11, 2008 at 12:20 pm
We have some impeachin’ to organize, people! Talk about the ratfuck, eh? From November 5th until January 19th, the mass impeachment of the ‘people’ who planned these trials, of Bush, Cheney, Addington, Rice, Feith. Plus impeach Rumsfeld, the many others. It happens to be the right response to all of this, since we’re this late in the game now. We know what to do… call your reps, plus letters to the editor, etc.
October 11, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Oh, and impeach Gonzo too…!
October 11, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Heiny corpus?
Prisons are schools for crime! Them Guantanamo boys have been lifting weights, turning tubes of toothpaste into bombs and making their peckers into shanks. You can’t imagine what those kinds of technologies would do in Obama bin Ladens hands.
October 11, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Will there be no ponies then?
after all this,
no ponies?
October 12, 2008 at 3:00 am
… and making their peckers into shanks.
Kinda gives new meaning to the term “needle dick”.
October 12, 2008 at 3:22 am
Will there be no ponies then?
after all this,
no ponies?
I believe it’s supposed to be “Have you no sense of decency sir, at long last?”
October 12, 2008 at 5:10 am
So, if Obama wins, will you bring back the talking dinosaur?
I liked the talking dinosaur.
October 12, 2008 at 9:12 am
The talking dinosaur is not going to be your monkey.
October 12, 2008 at 2:57 pm
The power of Christ detains thee.
And now you’ve puked split pea soup all over my nice clean prayer-rugged terrorist cell floor.
October 12, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Just talkin’ about the talking dinosaur.
October 13, 2008 at 6:54 am
He has a love-hate relationship with his public.