Um, there’s probably someone who had a weirder debate performance.  Somewhere.  In the olden days, before not being a fucking crazy person was invented.  Probably.

ACORN – the greatest threat to democracy EVAR.  We should definitely bomb them.  OOGA BOOGA!  HIPPIES!!  HIPPIES!!  BABY KILLER!!!!

I will vote for John McCain to be President of Joe Wuzzlebooble, the plumber who makes more than I’ll ever make.  Otherwise, he is the worst candidate I have ever seen.  And a barking, wingnut loon to boot.