I realize that Pam Atlas is basically an honorary retarded kid at this point, and laughing at her videos is like making a retarded kid get horribly drunk for your own sadistic pleasure. However, I can’t find any horribly drunk retarded kids, so it’s Pam Atlas videos for the lot of you:
I’m sorry. Here. This is less irritating:
This is quite irritating, but has ancient healing powers:
And this is just steady awesome:
There, there. Gunther understands:
October 17, 2008 at 3:44 am
..and with that Gunther is running a slightly better campaign for President of the United States than John McCain.
October 17, 2008 at 4:33 am
I watched all of them at the same time and I think I saw God.
October 17, 2008 at 4:54 am
Help! Pamela won’t stop touching my ta-la-la, my ding-ding-dong!
*whimpers in corner*
October 17, 2008 at 5:48 am
I could only make through 1:45 of Atlas Crazy. I was unaware that someone so detached from reality could post a video on the internets.
October 17, 2008 at 6:24 am
It’s hard to say which was more disturbing, Gunthter’s mustache, or Pam’s cleavage. Subtlety is not that woman’s forte.
October 17, 2008 at 6:26 am
As one busker to another, that doods got chops on the pianoukezoo.
October 17, 2008 at 6:27 am
It’s also great how Pam’s accent evolves and thickens through that clip.
October 17, 2008 at 6:44 am
He shoulda plugged that pianoukazoo sucka in, it woulda been teh AWEZZUM wif feedback, dig!
October 17, 2008 at 7:12 am
12 seconds of Pammy for me and I’m scarred for life.
Imagine how awesome she’s gonna be with Hussein in the White House.
October 17, 2008 at 7:45 am
Amazing how all the fantasies of every wingnut in America can be packed into one tiny brain. No wonder she can’t shut her pie hole.
October 17, 2008 at 7:59 am
YATTA!
October 17, 2008 at 8:49 am
i’ve got to agree with ed here. i mean, dissertations on ethnographic sociology tell me less than that YATTA! video.
let’s break it down one time:
1) screaming women in audience: check.
2) naked men running around the stage: check.
3) literal fig leaf: check.
4) each guy stepping up for their solo: czech.
5) hand spins a la zoom meets travolta: oh you know i checked that
6) possibly taking place in a muslim majority country: checklington.
7) putting the homo back in homoerotic: sir checky check of checkistan
8) song possibly licensed from the village people?: check that out.
9) naked men dancing on beach in front of giant sign with photo of same men in same outfits: check. and mate.
October 17, 2008 at 9:03 am
Wow. She’s, um, “distinctly American”. Even has the Sealed in 1982, Reopened in 2008 time capsule certificate to rove it.
October 17, 2008 at 9:10 am
All these vids are awesome and all, but they don’t replace the fact that Ken still taunts us with requests for music we’ve never heard and probably will.
October 17, 2008 at 9:17 am
After a little Atlas and kazoo guy, I sort of enjoyed Tunak Tunak — see what you did?
You used to be funny with Kitten Klingon, now you’re just yatta yatta tra-la-la ding-ding-dong. And shrill.
October 17, 2008 at 10:00 am
I was able to watch the Pam Atlas video through the simple expedients of (1) muting the audio and (2) fast-forwarding ahead as the file downloaded.
Yeah, I was only doing it to see the cleavage. This is the part where I’d say something unkind about it.
October 17, 2008 at 10:50 am
McCain was such a fool. I played those messages backwards. Would our communistic media ever play Ms.Shrugs videos backwards for the secret message? Even if they knew of the genius that lies within? Case closed.
October 17, 2008 at 11:29 am
I couldn’t make it past the point where she started “Do the Hustle”; that’s right, only 27 seconds in. I am weak… so weak.
October 17, 2008 at 11:33 am
So THAT’S what the cast of Seinfeld meant when they said: “Yatta, yatta, yatta”.
It’s all poifeckly cleah.
October 17, 2008 at 12:14 pm
I can only hope that Obama’s tax plan taxes the hell out of all of them. Except for the kittens.
October 17, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Sarah Palin knows about special needs children. With Downs. Or autism. Or whatever.
Amnesia’s a bitch.
October 17, 2008 at 12:25 pm
You know, if Pam wasn’t clearly a tranny, she would be just THIS shy of being way hot.
Just put a sock in her (his?) mouth though.
October 17, 2008 at 12:26 pm
fastandsloppy:
You were stronger than I. I didn’t go further than, “is it too much to ask to have a ‘murkin in the whitehouse?”
October 17, 2008 at 1:03 pm
to be fair, Atlas Jugz does admit her “brain was bleeding”, so there you are. That and playing with her hair for annoyance effect. Hey if it’s in ya way, CUT IT OWUFF!
October 17, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Guenther musta played at the Goettingen hangout “Mr Jones”, what with their techni-bop and the fluorescent drinks and the sweaty mustache of N-methyl 3,4 methylenedioxyamphetamine crowd.
October 17, 2008 at 1:40 pm
i’d hit it. jus’ sayin’
October 17, 2008 at 2:02 pm
In addition, liberals always consider the “Dim bitch cucumber margarita priming islamo MSM yeah baby yeah greasing hard core sloppy wild ass doggie howling jug slapping head wall banging rolling her passed out idiot ass onto the floor curtain wiping last of the hooch grabbing no looking back door slam” to be rational behavior. But conservatives will always consider the genius behind the words before any of that.
October 17, 2008 at 2:06 pm
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=680PgIZZbZg
October 17, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Wow.
1) 27 seconds.
2) That song deserves that performance.
3) I actually like this. Maybe it’s because the guy has a turbine on his head.
4) Too awesome for my browser to actually play it.
5) Holy shit.
October 17, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Hey, when did the editors get my permission to film me and my yatta?
October 17, 2008 at 2:59 pm
When you touched my tra-la-la.
October 17, 2008 at 5:46 pm
“The Ding Dong Song” has taken up residence in my brain. I need to listen to Bert and Ernie do “Ante Up” a couple thousand more times.
October 17, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Wow.
October 17, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Show us your fake tits.
Wow, indeed. I loves me some crazitards.
October 17, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Someone needs to step up and distract Pammy with her fake dick.
Or something.
I mean, whoa. Who’s got the tranquilizer gun?
Funny, in a snuff-film kinda way.
October 17, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Pammy’s crazy is explodin’ out the elbows!
Gunther is from Sweden, but he feels like he is from Europe.
October 18, 2008 at 2:49 am
Wow. Tunak. Yatta. Gunther. I feel like I just finished college again.
Tunak=dance of love.
October 18, 2008 at 9:41 am
This video totally kicks TPM’s ass.
October 18, 2008 at 10:47 am
“Hey, when did the editors get my permission to film me
and my yatta?”
“When you touched my tra-la-la.”
Oh, right…(damn, I’ve got to start reading the fine print!)
October 18, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Objectively real.
October 20, 2008 at 10:39 am
Miracle Max — yeah nobody better be dissin’ Max Born’s granddaughter in here.
October 20, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Uli Kunkel Just Had to Go and Say:
You used to be funny with Kitten Klingon
Why, Uli, why? Can’t we all just get along?
October 20, 2008 at 4:18 pm
OK, I went and looked at the be-linked videos. Gunther is truly a modern everyman, a “Joe Sixpack” if you will. I love Der Headfake Danse, too.
October 20, 2008 at 6:16 pm
1. Hey! Lady! Quit embarrassing your parents!
2. Plink!
3. KPFT in Houston used to have a Great Indian Music show.
4. I now know what to paint on the shipping containers we are going to expose to our neighbor.
5. Needs more cow-b, I mean ding-ding-dong.
Plink.