Frank Gaffney of the Washington Times Moonie Cult Daily Newsletter:
The next three weeks afford the American people – and the media, the courts and the FEC – an opportunity to get to the bottom of Barack Obama’s ties to and affinity for jihadists who have their own reasons for relishing his promise of “change” for this country. Unfortunately, the change his Islamists supporters have in mind is for global theocratic rule under Shariah, and the end of our constitutional, democratic government.
Via David Corn, along with examples of several other genres of right-wing meltdowns, although Pam Atlas is still the standard-bearer in the YouTube arena. He says:
Some of these attacks do seem silly and are probably designed more to squeeze money out of paranoid rightwing contributors than to sway swing voters. (Don’t vote for Obama because he will let Soros loot the US treasury?) But they are something of a warning: if Obama wins, this is the tenor of the conservative opposition he will face right out of the box: sensationalized, racialized, apocalyptic, and crazy.
Right Wing Watch has more. They are going to lose their Precious due to liberal tricksiness. The next 4-8 years are going to be insane.
… Those who don’t believe that a liberal black Muslim gay Jewish foreign coastal elitist Hollyweird conspiracy could really impose Shariah without anyone noticing simply do not understand how cunning and sneakiness work. Here, let me show you how it will happen:
October 18, 2008 at 10:36 am
I don’t have a feel for how many people actually buy the “Obama is a sekrit Mooslem sleeper cell to impose Sharia!” theories. I hope it’s just a fringe that’s good at getting in front of reporters with video cameras. I fear the number is more…substantial.
October 18, 2008 at 11:13 am
yes you have to sneak up on them when the camera is pointed away. Unfortunately for most of us, only really nimble people like Obama is can pull that off.
October 18, 2008 at 11:19 am
That cat is almost a twin of our lovingly lethal Cleocatra.
October 18, 2008 at 11:31 am
Come to think of it, is living under the Shariah really that bad, compared to living under some pseudo-Christian pseudo-theocracy where people can’t simply kill people they don’t like?
So the cranks are right after all — Barack Hussein Obama is indeed the Antichrist. Bwahahahahahaha.
– bi, International Journal of Inactivism
October 18, 2008 at 11:46 am
Well this kind of Freak Out wouldn’t be so bad
October 18, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Hey, my cat does that too. If Obama will impose Shania law by this type of sneakiness, I have to wonder if he also does “crazy running” all over the house after he uses the litter box. That’s something else my cat does.
October 18, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Buster The Brat cat isn’t nearly so clever but he’s effective. There I am, standing at the sink washing dishes minding my own business, when WHAM! just like Lawrence Taylor, he throws himself at the back of my legs and then runs like hell.
I’m sure he’s training for tuna jihad or something. Where did I go wrong?
October 18, 2008 at 2:36 pm
If we’re going to get to pick our Freak Outs, I think I’m going to vote for this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn4lJqbv7So
October 18, 2008 at 3:35 pm
I am Sam the Gardener.
I told you the Black Wizard was no tree hugger. You shall summon the Ents. The others shall hold off the postmodern uruk hai until Gandalf the patriotic returns with our soldiers to win the Helms Deep of election night! I shall help Jesus cast the Koran into the fiery depths of Mordor. Michelle Malkin is coming with us. God speed yall!
October 18, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Here, let me show you how it will happen
What happened? I didn’t even notice.
October 18, 2008 at 5:32 pm
I want everyone to meet, “Burger and Fries.”
October 18, 2008 at 6:45 pm
For about the millionth fucking time, why the fuck do these idiots pretend to be afraid of Sharia law when it’s exactly what they want?
October 18, 2008 at 8:08 pm
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October 18, 2008 at 8:39 pm
If they complain about Sharia Law being imposed on the US, maybe no one will notice that rabbinical Talmudic law has been insinuated into the American legal system over the past 30-40 years.
October 18, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Me:
Because they’re not the Caliph.
October 19, 2008 at 8:38 am
Because they’re not the Caliph.
Da Caliph? Dat’s my foddah. His castle lies yondah.
October 19, 2008 at 11:35 am
It’s not exactly Klingon soft porn, but some of these pictures are funny. (sorry for the non-sequitur, there seems to be some sort of communication disconnect going on here. I blame the intar-nets)
http://www.zombietime.com/hall_of_shame/
October 19, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Huzzah, doofus!
Just as Joe is The Plumber,
Christopher Buckley, Christopher Hitchens, Stephen King, Colin Powell, J. K. Rowling, Warren Buffett, Ben and Jerry, Brink Lindsey, Elisabeth Murdoch, Dan Rooney, Vera Wang, Steven Spielberg, Harry Connick, Jr., Bob Dylan, John Mellencamp, Bruce Springsteen, Michael Smerconish, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Mick Foley, Hulk Hogan, Julie Nixon Eisenhower, Maria Shriver and Katherine Schwarzenegger and Roger Ebert are communist/anarchist drug addled mentally disabled can’t spell can’t draw gay anti-american nudists!
The Black Wizard has indeed grown powerful. Only together can we keep our government from financing all of their postmodern perversions.
October 20, 2008 at 7:36 am
Yeah cuz everyone knows that “Long Live Fallujah” (bombed by illegal white phosphorus and then genocided on our behalf in a blatant war crime committed by the US military) is like SUCH a ‘pro-terrist’ sentiment.
October 20, 2008 at 9:05 am
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