Jesse Taylor chides the McCain campaign for lack of focus:
It’s not so much that McCain’s campaign has been purposefully sleazy as they’ve been meanderingly, pointlessly sleazy. It’s the “fuck it, whatever” guide to Republican politics, with no particular focus except putting anything out there to win a daily news cycle. Obama was a conspirator in voter fraud for a weekend, a terrorist for about three days, until he was a socialist because some plumber in Ohio said so. Before that he was a celebrity and presumptuous, a race-baiter, a shady community organizer, sexist, inexperienced, a baby killer, a sex predator and a dozen other things. You wonder why McCain/Palin supporters feel like they can go to rallies and talk about Obama being a Jew-bought Islamic radical cokehead forced abortionist communist? Because it’s the standard that the campaign’s set by having ridiculously drawn out public conversations designed to draw full attention to the charges while laboring under the pretense that they’re “debating” over using the smear.
Truly. Say what you will about Karl Rove, but at least he tends to be monogamous when it comes to rat relationships (with, perhaps, a mistress on the side). He picks a dirty, indecent line of attack (or two) and hammers away at them like Bob Dole on viagra.
The reasons are simple, and the methodology effective: Rove recognizes the importance of rote repetition (in the age of rampant ADD), and the potential to reach a dirty-tricks tipping point (if you clutter the mind of the voting public with too many salacious details).
McCain’s campaign, on the other hand, is more scattershot than the scars on the face of a Cheney hunting partner. Either Rove is not in close consulation with the McCain camp, his minions (Schmidt) aren’t up to the task or Teh Blossom is off his game (then again, digging out of Bush’s 8 years ain’t an easy task even for the rat-fucking Don Juan himself).
Either way, the McCainiacs have thrown so much shit at the wall that the neighbors are starting to notice the putrid smell. It’s just unseemly. McCain’s all and nothing approach is inciting crowds at the block party to near-violent froth (and beyond), as drunk-on-hate attendees regurgiate the whole smorgasbord of offal in incoherent, meandering streams that form in pools on the overgrown lawn of Nixon’s Southern Strategy.
The attempts to fertilize the moribund soil with the latest versions of Miracle Hate™ (now comes in anti-Gay and anti-Muslim varieties!) isn’t covering up the decay. It’s gotten so bad that the villagers seem to have decided that the McCains’ vile manners are bringing property values down faster than would the upstanding black couple looking to move into the neighborhood with their two daughters.
Let that sink in for a minute: George Bush fucked this country up so bad, and McCain has run such an incompetent campaign, that America might actually elect a black man with the name Barack Hussein Obama to the Oval Office – sending the Republican Party into a downward spiral of internecine conflict and finger pointing.
Shakira’s Ass The Lord works in mysterious ways.
October 21, 2008 at 9:36 am
America might actually elect a black man with the name Barack Hussein Obama to the Oval Office
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait just a second. Hold the phone here. You’re saying Obama is black?
Well, Jesus H. Christ Almighty. You’d think the Republicans would make more of this.
October 21, 2008 at 9:40 am
You left out Obama’s “underage sexual affair” (we used to call it “statutory rape,” but I guess when the child is black, he must have been asking for it) with that alleged pedophile from last week.
October 21, 2008 at 9:43 am
Well, technically, Jesse left out the sexual affair. But it should be on the list which is so long as to be unwieldy.
October 21, 2008 at 9:49 am
Hath the great curv3ball not heard of the “Gish Gallop”? It works precisely because it has no focus. Repeating several talking points in round-robin fashion also has the advantage that you can repeat stuff without sounding like you’re repeating stuff.
Unfortunately, Obama the Heir to the Caliph hath discovered a way to defeat the Gish Gallop Swiftboat: to simply talk about it.
October 21, 2008 at 9:52 am
what is this redesign from hell?!!! where are the kittehs!!!!!! can’t you change that lame blue bar to a large stretched out picture of a kitten or something? please? for us?
October 21, 2008 at 9:58 am
what is this redesign from hell?!!! where are the kittehs!!!!!! can’t you change that lame blue bar to a large stretched out picture of a kitten or something? please? for us?
Don’t look at me. I just make the coffee, do The Eds’ dry cleaning, pick out anniversary gifts for his wife, get berated regularly just because, etc.
October 21, 2008 at 10:00 am
Heh. Gish Gallop. No hadn’t heard of that, but then, see this post about the “tipping point.” As you said, Obama described the tactics being used, didn’t discuss each charge but rather focused on the actual issues, and the lack of substance/overload of charges backfired on McCain.
Obama’s jujitsu has been impressive. Tiger style.
October 21, 2008 at 10:25 am
holy shit I had to reload the site and double-check the bookmark before it dawned on me that they just changed the theme.
talk about fucking with your head.
October 21, 2008 at 11:01 am
I love that they have gotten all upfront about the Southern Strategy, and put the nails into the coffin of the Big Tent. It’s sure funny watching the punditocracy coming face to face with the reality of the GOP.
October 21, 2008 at 11:16 am
Quite a readable new look. Good on that. But mostly,
is pure win.
October 21, 2008 at 11:42 am
Wonderful. That’s what we call a vaporizer hit. A toot or hoot.
October 21, 2008 at 11:52 am
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October 21, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Shakira’s AssThe LordShakira’s Ass works in mysterious ways.Fixed.
October 21, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I did a double take as well – thought I was on the wrong site. Whew!
October 21, 2008 at 1:46 pm
It sure does A.I., it sure does.
October 21, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Just…just tell me I still have the same avatar or gravamen or icon-o-cootie or
whatever they’re called. Do I?
October 21, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Yay!
October 21, 2008 at 2:13 pm
WTF
October 21, 2008 at 2:18 pm
WTF is this shit?!?
No kittens, ponies or Ken?! This cannot be The Institute!
October 21, 2008 at 2:46 pm
The ‘Toot?
Is this code for “our moose milf should ignore the silly old man and set herself up for 2012’s Palin/Bachman Pro-American Secessionist Party ticket with PamAtlas as press secretary”?
October 21, 2008 at 3:32 pm
You shrank our gravatars!
Me no likey.
October 21, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Also, your metaphors have goitten so overgrown they’re breeding like bunnies in the bathwater from the kitchen sink gilded on the lily that you can’t tell from the forest.
So to speak.
October 21, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Fly in to the Missoula airport to meet our new friends holding up the “
Kill AborterzWelcum Survivrz” placard?October 21, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Also, your metaphors have goitten so overgrown…
I’m not down with the Brazilian. I kick it 70′s style.
October 21, 2008 at 4:31 pm
We wants our Ken back.
October 21, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Shakira’s AssThe LordShakira’s Assworksbounces inmysteriousbootylicious ways.New & Improved.
October 21, 2008 at 4:50 pm
We do a lot of yeyo. And we make you horny. Seemed apt.
October 21, 2008 at 4:58 pm
At long last, a genuine masterpiece among many venerable classics. This, sirs, is your Lolita Does Dallas, your Gravity’s Rainbow Pride Parade, your Ode to Billie Jean, your Cheapest Little Whorehouse on the Prairie, your
Sid, Caesars!
October 21, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Something vanishful happened to ‘Show of Shows’ on the way to Sid Caesar’s forum. HTML hates me.
October 21, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Teh Blossom is off
his gamethe turd.October 21, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Also, Obama ~= Tiger. Friggin’ racist!
October 22, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Toot Pam Shrugs yeyo without worry since that used car goodfella’s gone?
October 26, 2008 at 7:40 pm
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