Certain members of the nihilist leftosphere have nihilistically scoffed at some recent ground-breaking scoops scored and promoted by The Army of Davids. “Oh!” they have exclaimed, between hearty scoffs and sips of imported Chardonnay, “it certainly is AMUSING how pro-Victory bloggers continue to unearth THE TRUTH about Barack HUSSEIN Obama, and the MSM’s shilling for same! Don’t they know that God is dead, French symbolist poetry is boss, the Universe is an amoral and meaningless vacuum, and nothing matters except being racist and getting subsidized gay orgies from the government?” Well, I hope they have gotten their scoffing in, because this scoop is a real GAME-CHANGER:
*** UNIVERSE EXCLUSIVE!!! ***
*** MUST CREDIT TPMI!!! ***
Who’s laughing now, moonbats?!?!
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October 21, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Fiery tears of hate are streaming down my face right now.
October 21, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Good lord, what does the $200 MSM ambush get you?
October 21, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Has TPMI entered into serious negotiation with Fox News on the best way forward in releasing this important piece of evidence to the American people? That would be advisable. With no sign of money involved, of course, which I’m sure has been TPMI’s wish all along.
October 21, 2008 at 5:23 pm
No, but we are negotiating with African Press International. Yes, this is going BIG TIME.
October 21, 2008 at 5:38 pm
I believe this is all true, but I am still voting for the muslim terrorist.
October 21, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Dear Josh Marshall Sir,
What I would like for you to do, since you have connections in Washington DC, is contact CNN, Fox, NBC, CBS, ABC and MSNBC. Let them look at a copy of the receipt. TPMI will then take bids on the original receipt. The starting bid will be
2 million dollars1 billion dollars. Once you have received the high bid, we will break the money down this way, 45% to TPMI Inc, parent copy of TPMI LLC, affiliate of TPMI Ltd., 25% to African Press International, 20% to ACORN and 10% for yourself. If you can do this, please call me at 555-COK-HOES.Thanks,
curvy
October 21, 2008 at 6:02 pm
How come no-one ever sends me a MSM ambushogram for my birthday?
OMFG, my avatar has shrunk to 50% of its normal size. Must be the cold weather.
October 21, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Bril.
October 21, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Wonderful!
But it would be even better set in a less awful theme.
October 21, 2008 at 6:39 pm
The chilled lobster and Iranian caviar must be on another bill.
(Thanks all you small time donors out there!)
October 21, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Since the NY Post has admitted that this story was untrue I’m sure you will be writing a retraction and apologizing.
THE source who told us last week about Michelle Obama getting lobster and caviar delivered to her room at the Waldorf-Astoria must have been under the influence of a mind-altering drug. She was not even staying at the Waldorf. We regret the mistake, and our former source is going to regret it, too. Bread and water would be too good for such disinformation.
October 21, 2008 at 6:44 pm
What have you done with my Poorman Institute !!!
The humanity !!! Aaaah, the humanity !!!
October 21, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Someone give Oops a hug. And a clue.
October 21, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Since the NY Post has admitted that this story was untrue I’m sure you will be writing a retraction and apologizing.
Oh, yeah, sure. Like Obama didn’t send over some of his ACORN thugs and make them retract it. CONNECT THE FUCKING DOTS PLEASE BEFORE YOU POST.
October 21, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Dear The Editors,
After connecting all the dots I got a bunch of something that looks like this ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ (continues)
Only with text above the lines. Could you please explain?
October 21, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Snort it.
October 21, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Dear The Editors,
I followed your instructions, now I am wondering are you a robot?
October 21, 2008 at 8:09 pm
That’s very natural. Here is someone you can talk to about that.
October 21, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Oh, I can talk to about that.
October 21, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Why do you say talk to about that?
October 22, 2008 at 1:04 am
Because Michael Moore is Fat.
Why do you say Michael Moore is Fat?
Connect the dots, my friends, connect the dots.
October 22, 2008 at 8:16 am
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