Time Cube Guy endorses McCain:
At the risk of my life, I must issue a GRAVE WARNING to my fellow Americans – about a
potential Civil War between millions if Obama,
the Black candidate, is elected President of the
United States, displacing the white president -
inducing America to become a Black Nation.
There are some whites who cannot accept this,
especially during the drastic hardtimes ahead,
and will initiate a spark of violence that will
spread over the Earth like a wildfire. The
World is now on the verge of such a threat,
and the World condition is highly volatile.
This is most likely the test Biden mentioned.
Neither candidate mentioned RACE for its
beyond their expertise – so they just let it
happen – slaughter like never seen before.
I fear if Obama wins, America will lose.
Now, what will you do to avoid such a hell?
Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human
Gene Ray is sole Authority on Harmonic Time Cube.
Collection of raw data on this Site will empower the
Greatest Book ever written. That includes Bibles and
Academic Scientific Books. Stop evil Ad Hominemism.
Wait: Obama’s black? Why was I not informed?
It is impossible for an academic deified Queer ONE god to give
birth to, or breast-feed a Baby. [...]
You’re Educated ONE Nitwits,
I possess Math & Science Proof.
A Queer as God = Queer HIV.
There is much, much, much more. I think this points the way for the Republican party to form a vibrant new electoral coalition in time for 2012. Time Cube Guy, Chuck Norris, Pedobear and the conFURvatives will form the new “base”. Around them we could collect Tron Guy (transhumans), Peter Pan Guy (crunchy cons), Star Wars Kid, Numa Numa Guy, lonelygirl15, Kung Fu Baby and Dramatic Prairie Dog, Chris Crocker, and 50 billion house cats, forming a Coalition to Defend Traditional Internet Values. If my calculations are correct, this coalition could deliver over 9000 electoral votes in the next general election, and good will triumph over evil.
Here is a possible ad campaign:
October 25, 2008 at 10:34 am
Now I want a sandwich. But what kind?
October 25, 2008 at 11:10 am
Nostalgic offense is our best defense.
Meanwhile, I recommend this for the New Republican Platform:
Proven Anti-Traditional Family Values
October 25, 2008 at 11:10 am
Without Financial Support, I May Shut Down.
Wait, I know this aria. Puccini, right?
October 25, 2008 at 11:16 am
So, if Obama wins, white crackers will riot and go ape shit, all over tha world — so it’s Obama’s fault?, and so therefore you must allow the white man to win? That sounds like a threat. Okay, how bout this?: IF Obama wins, THEN you can shoot yourself, and you know I wouldn’t want THAT to happen. So: how bout employing that threat scenario instead, eh? Mmmmkay?
You’re welcome.
October 25, 2008 at 11:20 am
A quiz poll (sounds nasty?):
How many thought that Gary Brolsma, THE Numa Numatist, was a young adult Downs syndrome person with a majestic idiot savant with a majestic talent for unwittingly hilarious lip-synch/miming?
I did, and was SO disappointed to learn he was, like, normal or something. It was like learning that Bush hadn’t been dropped on his head as a baby but had merely been raised a rich Republican or something.
October 25, 2008 at 11:37 am
Yeah. Why aren’t the mainstream media talking about Obama’s blackness 200 hours a day? Why? WHY? WHYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
This threat rings hollow. See, if Obama wins and wingnuts insist on launching crazed pogroms, Obama can simply nuke them. Threat? What threat?
October 25, 2008 at 11:57 am
Without profit, there is no god.
Believers will actually eat dung
before they will ever measure
their queer Godism for Cubic
Creation Truth.
Just the other Day in the NEWS, they were worshipping their god image in Vomit.
Is there no limit to just how putrid their godism mentality will dwell in stupor.
Forced integration created a new race of human – a light black race bridge from the black-black to the white-white.
Doom descends upon Whites
as with all past civilizations.
Like a God- like a Queer.
You think trained dog Oneism.
***************************
I have SuperNatural Wisdom.
NO God mentality can Know my 4 Day Cube. No Bible Word equals my TimeCubed Earth.
How Stupid – Pay to worship Queer as a God. Mom and Dad created you as a Trinity, the Mirror of opposite brain meld into “We” Ego.
Your body is of their Creation, honor “We”.
Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and King of Genius
October 25, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Timecube/Ray ’88!
October 25, 2008 at 12:50 pm
I just hope it’s a zoot suit riot. It’s hard to overturn and torch a car when you’re doing the Lindy.
October 25, 2008 at 12:55 pm
I’m vaugely disappointed the Time Cube guy’s a racist, homophobic douchebag. It’s much nicer when they’re merely harmless whack-a-doos. Next thing you’ll tell me Suzanne Muldowney is anti-Semetic.
October 25, 2008 at 12:56 pm
That video makes the Large Hadron Collider obsolete.
October 25, 2008 at 1:38 pm
A zoot suit riot would be SOLID.
October 25, 2008 at 1:41 pm
[...] The Editors have discovered that Dr. Gene Ray, better known to the world as the crazy Time Cube guy, has decided to endorse Johnny Maverick, because otherwise, there’ll be a race war that destroys the Earth. [...]
October 25, 2008 at 2:10 pm
4 Day math condemns 1 Day fools.
October 25, 2008 at 2:38 pm
I just accidentally the whole election.. is this bad?
October 25, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Coupla questions.
In today’s Institute header – is that a furry? The one in the Tigger costume, not Ken. Can a furry be half-naked? Confusing.
And Tron Guy. Is that Glenn Reynolds? I thought Glenn Reynolds was Tron Guy. But this Tron Guy looks a touch smarter than Glenn Reynolds. Confusing.
– Best
October 25, 2008 at 4:14 pm
White riot – I wanna riot
White riot – a riot of my own
White riot – I wanna riot
White riot – a riot of my own
October 25, 2008 at 4:56 pm
The real tradegy is, when she saw the clip, my own mother thought the Numa Numa guy was me.
October 25, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Dear curv3ball,
I too would like a white riot. If it’s a white riot of happiness about our new President-elect.
As a white middle-class Chicagoan, I will be in Grant Park on November 4th for the victory celebration. Sorry to all who cannot attend.
October 25, 2008 at 5:10 pm
White riots of happiness are the Watts riots of Liberal Fascism.
October 25, 2008 at 5:34 pm
October 25, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Would it sadden you “zoot suit riot” supporters to find out that there really was a Zoot Suit Riot?
October 25, 2008 at 5:49 pm
White middle class Chicagoans supporting Obama are the SA of of Liberal Fascism.
If we aren’t gay, we become the SS of Liberal Fascism.
October 25, 2008 at 5:50 pm
[...] h/t The Poor Man Institute [...]
October 25, 2008 at 5:59 pm
I don’t know how I feel about ceding Numa Numa guy, Afro Ninja and the dramatic groundhog to the emerging awesomajority described above.
But then, I suppose having them play “Pork and Beans” at rallies would beat the hell out of more “God Bless the USA.”
October 25, 2008 at 6:56 pm
I’ve always hated being stabbed in teh melee.
It beat being stabbed in the Malay, though.
October 25, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Rarely is such a careful, thoughtful, and interesting political science document published without lines stretching around the building and a large sum required to even peer through the window, straining and emotionally ovulating to hear.
I thought the outline of the coalition was stunning. Could these intellectual super-giants even fit under the same tent?
The P.B&J Ad buy should go up at three trillion points, to capture an intergalactic constituency. It’s cunning, hopeful, magnificent, yet shy.
I have seen the future and it tastes of nut and berry,
October 25, 2008 at 11:57 pm
As Blind Lemon Chutney used to sing,
“Pork and Beans am Number one!
Pork for de meat, and beans for de fun!”
October 26, 2008 at 5:55 am
Is it just me, or has the Time Cube guy gotten even weirder? And now with 33% more bile, free!
October 26, 2008 at 5:58 am
P.S. Advice for TC guy: trying to curry favor with the GOP (by endorsing McCain) will get you nowhere when the post right before refers to the God of Abraham as a “Queer God”. Just sayin’.
October 26, 2008 at 11:02 am
No, it’s perfectly OK. He endorsed McCain, remember?
October 26, 2008 at 11:06 am
i have one thing to say:
“Humans
are Evil bastards to claim that a
god is all knowing – when the
queer bastard is too stupid to
comprehend that 4 simultaneous
corner 24 hour days and 4 Earth
rotations occur within a single
24 hour rotation of CubedEarth. “
October 26, 2008 at 11:26 am
Damn you Herr Doktor. You made me (yes, I said, ‘made me’; there ain’t enough tinfoil in this town for the two of us, babycakes) google Blind Lemon Chutney. In a rapturous delirium of anticipation of discovery, no less.
May The Cube Be With You, suckah!
October 26, 2008 at 12:17 pm
I just want to know if anyone ever has read the timecube stuff and said to themselve, “Yeah! I was thinking the same thing! This guy’s right!”
October 26, 2008 at 2:06 pm
I just want to know if anyone has ever read the timecube stuff and said to themselves, “I fully understand what this guy is talking about.
October 26, 2008 at 2:09 pm
I want to know who this guy endorses.
Frank Chu
October 26, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Sorry, I know I did that wrong.
Here’s the URL.
http://www.whack.org/~skott/guiltied.html
October 26, 2008 at 2:21 pm
That was me, before the haldol wore off.
October 26, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Hold on, how do we know Dr. Gene Ray isn’t on to something?
October 26, 2008 at 4:12 pm
“When Baby exits, a mother is born.”
Dr. Gene Ray
October 26, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Now personally, I have found out that the pedophile costume for Halloween can be a bit tricky to pull off well – even with a bear mask. However, I know that my evangelical study group will find it hilarious if I perform this tomfoolery again – but this time with an Obama mask. Heehee, indeed! We’ll send pictures to our friends at the McCain campaign, the NRA,and Preteen Wisdom blog!
October 26, 2008 at 7:30 pm
when I read #7 I was reminded of Dr. Bronner’s soaps
alloneallonealloneallone
October 27, 2008 at 12:28 am
TimeCube makes me long for the sober theological treatises of “Bob” Dobbs.
Bleeding head good! Healed head bad!
und so weiter …
October 27, 2008 at 12:58 pm
We now have cubist confirmation of Prof. Smartguy’s theory: my head does not roll off the pillow because of its (my head’s) four-cornered configuration.
October 27, 2008 at 6:52 pm
[...] our minds on the key issues with crystaline clarity. We refer here not to Joe the Plumber, but to Gene the Wisest Human, whose groundbreaking theory of Time Cube is perhaps the most lucid defense of the right-wing [...]
October 27, 2008 at 7:12 pm
“Why aren’t the mainstream media talking about Obama’s blackness 200 hours a day?”
A day has only 96 hours, silly.
October 28, 2008 at 7:54 am
My favorite zoot suit riot.