Oh dear:

WASHINGTON (AP) — Two white supremacists allegedly plotted to go on a national killing spree, shooting and decapitating black people and ultimately targeting Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, federal authorities said Monday.

In all, the two men whom officials describe as neo-Nazi skinheads planned to kill 88 people – 14 by beheading, according to documents unsealed in U.S. District Court in Jackson, Tenn. The numbers 88 and 14 are symbolic in the white supremacist community[, representing their IQs and the age at which they marry their sisters - eds].

The spree, which initially targeted an unidentified predominantly African-American school, was to end with the two men driving toward Obama, “shooting at him from the windows,” the court documents show.

Which is weird, because I thought white supremacist neo-Nazi mass murderers were racist. But actually, it’s Barack Obama who is racist, so, if my math is correct, white supremacist neo-Nazi mass murderer is the Montgomery Bus Boycott of Liberal Fascism.

Elsewhere, someone screams out that Barack Obama is a “nigger” at a Palin campaign rally:

Which is weird, because I could have sworn that screaming “nigger” was racist. However, after digging into the question more deeply, it turns out that Barack Obama finding the suburbs “boring” is racist; which would, ergo, make “and he’s a nigger!” the “I have a dream” of Liberal Fascism. I would ordinarily uncover more examples of Barack Obama being a huge racist for you, but unfortunately today is is the 4th Monday of an even-numbered month, which means that everybody is hating Obama for being a Communist.