A good bit of background on the most recent most important crisis of our generation/next WWII, Russia v Georgia, now completely forgotten. In addition to freaking out every six months about whatever happens to be on the front page and noting how much everybody reminds them of Neville Chamberlain, it is an annoying habit of American pundits, and politicians, to think everything requires some kind of definitive and binding American position statement before the smoke clears. Most things that happen on Earth have nothing to do with us, and few geopolitical conflicts suffer from a shortage of American grandstanding.
Now, 4-Way Funk Cube will shake your booty 96 times in a single rotation. Brass Construction is clearly planning a Funkkrieg across your Bootinot Line, you appeasers: