If this next clip were one of those cutesy pun stores, and also if it sold sewing supplies and sewing-themed merchandise, it would be called “Sew Awesome”:
Dana Bash: I just got off of the phone, Wolf, with a senior McCain adviser and I read this person the quote and I think it is fair to say that this person was speechless. There was a long pause and I just heard a “huh” on the other end of the phone.
Well said.
So: Palin/Todd 2012? Palin/Sinclair 2012? Palin/of Spades 2012? Like, where is Sarah Freaking Palin going to find a VP choice who won’t make her look like a total lightweight, who won’t just use her as a stepping stone to greater things, and who will be willing to launch attacks which she herself finds “too sleazy”?
Oh, I know: Palin/McCain 2012. That sounds perfect.
October 29, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Well considering McCain may be dead by then, that is a pretty good ticket for her.
October 29, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Palin/Jindal. They have exorcism in common.
October 29, 2008 at 5:25 pm
How about “Palin/Box of Rocks ’12″?
Oh, wait…that just invites the “dumber than a” analogy, doesn’t it.
October 29, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Palin/Bachmann 2012
Gimme the address, I got my checkbook ready.
October 29, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I would have said Palin/Romney, but I’d have to give the nod to Palin/Bachman ticket. They each could conceivably pump out another 2-3 little duckies in that time to seal the religious right. Game over.
October 29, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Yep, Palin & Zombie McCain. That’s the ticket!
October 29, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Palin/Norris in all years.
October 29, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Palin/nobody. Without a net, people. That’s mavericky.
October 29, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Well, if no one else is going to . . .
Palin/Plumber
October 29, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Palin/Anybody. Who the fuck cares what the ticket is, as long as it contains Palin?
Thanks, wingnuts. No really, thank you.
October 29, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Palin/Palin. Let’s get the First Dude a real job!
October 29, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Palin/Lieberman. It’s two mavericky mavericks who were willing to stab their own parties in the back to serve their own personal agenda. It’s bipartisan, bicoastal, bireligious, and bisexual! Well, you know what I mean.
October 30, 2008 at 3:55 am
Aw, screw her running mate. I want to know who her Rove is going to be.
I’m thinking Ed Rollins.
October 30, 2008 at 8:22 am
Palin/Stevens
This is the race for President of Glorious Republic of Alaskastan, right?
October 30, 2008 at 9:11 am
My favorite part is when Wolf says that she’ll “consider remaining a serious national political figure.”
That’s when my ears started bleeding.
October 30, 2008 at 10:53 am
Get with the program, Eds. It’s Palin/Hasselbeck all the way. You just know that’s true.
Hope to see you next Thursday, you liberal fascist, you.
October 30, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Palin/Putin, she can better keep an eye on him invading our airspace