But multiple news orgs are calling PA and OH for Obama, and FL looks to go soon.
This good news for McCain.
… MSNBC calls it. That freedom should die … and on my watch!
Agenda for the 1st Hundred Days:
1. Sharia.
2. Communism.
3. Compulsory gay marriage for all preschoolers.
4. Surrender to Aztlan.
5. Abortion legal until 12 years after conception.
6. NASCAR banned, replaced by all-male ballet.
7. Official language of the USA: Ebonics.
8. Christmas banned.
9. ‘Red Dawn’ banned.
10. Box turtles.
That should do it.
November 4, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Four more beers!
November 4, 2008 at 8:03 pm
This is over. Blowout.
November 4, 2008 at 8:03 pm
So does this mean Greg Easterbrook gets a cabinet position? Or does Obama just put him in charge of NASA?
November 4, 2008 at 8:05 pm
You guy(s) are so ahead of the curve(d). From Ken, the first of the Non-Talking Heads (he just beams wisdom and understanding through his luminescent cross-lit eyes) to Tiggerman, Ken’s holographic live blogging counterpart, you again lead the Cubosphere.
Political kink that I am, all I could ask more would be Hillary’s bust with whirring swaztiknipples.
November 4, 2008 at 8:09 pm
i did not post this. i am just reporting this.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2125269/posts
there are bags of wingnut candy falling from Free Republic all over us!!
November 4, 2008 at 8:19 pm
“i did not post this. i am just reporting this.”
Comment box holograms!
November 4, 2008 at 8:21 pm
I am deeply disappointed with the Bob Barr campaign.
November 4, 2008 at 8:26 pm
voot allurzzz: Free Republic yanked the post and thread. Damn. Could you give us a 30-word summary or a clever rebus?
Thanks,
Gracie
November 4, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Grace:
WOLVERINES!!!
no shit. they were getting getting ready to “go to the mountains” and fight the commies. Mommy just needs to finish cutting the crusts off their PB&J sandwiches.
November 4, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Obama taking Ohio is the Hitler invading Poland of liberal fascism.
November 4, 2008 at 8:45 pm
From Orson Scott Card’s online forum, a staunch Republican hack weirdly echoes the Freeper cry:
“If I were king, besides having James Carville feed Wolverines by dangling pork products from his zipper…”
I’m pretty sure the capital W in “Wolverines” was a Freudian zip.
November 4, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Enjoy these Gems…
http://michellemalkin.com/2008/11/04/election-night-counting-the-votes/#comments
November 4, 2008 at 9:06 pm
can we riot now?
November 4, 2008 at 9:09 pm
“can we riot now?”
Not until you’ve eaten all your chitlins’, young, um, green/red arthropodal avamonstar.
November 4, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Woo hoo!
Woo hoo!
Woo hoo!
Woo hoo!
Woo hoo!
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn’t easy
But nothing is
Woo hoo!
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo!
And I’m pins and I’m needles
Woo hoo!
Well I lie and I’m easy
All of the time but I’m never sure why I need you
Pleased to meet you.
I got my head done
When I was young
It’s not my problem
It’s not my problem
Woo hoo!
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo!
And I’m pins and I’m needles
Woo hoo!
Well I lie and I’m easy
All of the time but I’m never sure why I need you
Pleased to meet you
November 4, 2008 at 9:41 pm
If there was ever a time for a pony geyser, I’d say this was it…
November 4, 2008 at 9:51 pm
I would say so, too.
November 4, 2008 at 9:55 pm
I picked a bad week to stop gay fuckin’…
November 4, 2008 at 10:00 pm
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!
November 4, 2008 at 10:46 pm
9. ‘Red Dawn’ banned.
You know, I think I’m good with the rest of that list so long as this is on it.
November 4, 2008 at 10:46 pm
“NASCAR banned, replaced by all-male ballet.”
What, is syncretism dead?
November 4, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Lemme explain:
“The Greek word occurs in Plutarch’s (1st century AD) essay on “Fraternal Love” in his Moralia (2.490b). He cites the example of the Cretans, who reconciled their differences and came together in alliance when faced with external dangers. “And that is their so-called Syncretism.”
We can dance, we can drive: everything is under control.
November 4, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Best Graphic EVAR.
November 5, 2008 at 12:04 am
[...] (Stolen from) [...]
November 5, 2008 at 12:36 am
You can have my box turtle when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
November 5, 2008 at 6:20 am
11. Country Music – Banned.
November 5, 2008 at 10:21 am
[...] The Editors: Agenda for the 1st Hundred Days: [...]
November 5, 2008 at 10:26 am
“Surrender to Aztlan.”
Not the California Free State or the NAN?
November 5, 2008 at 4:38 pm
[...] Obsidian Wings, we Obama voters have a lot to do now that our Messiah has come. Agenda for the 1st Hundred [...]
November 6, 2008 at 3:37 am
Not the California Free State or the NAN?
NERRRRRRDDDDDD!
And you’re both wrong. He’s going to invade the CSA. </duck>
November 6, 2008 at 10:47 am
actually, the aztlan government council has redefined its demands, and we would like to add alaska, now. we have a Meskimo breeding project on the way.
November 6, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Rahm Emanuel will be White House chief of staff. The transition has begun.
November 10, 2008 at 10:22 am
[...] The First 100 Days Agenda Nov10 10 November 2008, mudslide @ 9:22 am From The Toot comes: Agenda for the 1st Hundred [...]
November 11, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Editors,
How could you forget one of the most important parts of the Agenda: the confiscation of all guns and melting them down in order to create the new Malcolm X and Karl Marx Memorials on the National Mall?
November 12, 2008 at 6:12 pm
[...] it possible to discuss things with Manly Men whose Knowledge and Foresight allow them to see The Coming Socialism. Then the Manly Men drunk deeply of the Manly Book, realized the Womanly Challenge before them, [...]