I’m a second-tier Boomer (1956), a sub’boomer classification sometimes called Generation Joe. (Interestingly enough, when I protested the looming invasion of Iraq way back when, I wore an American flag and held a mighty plumber’s plunger high.)
We boomers blew it when it came to our generation attaining the throne. Clinton/Gore were NOT… well, you know.
I have used pejorative epithets like niggar/nigrah et cetera since 2000, sometimes in a manner threatening to my health, to remind myself and others that we were still members of a racist society.
I LOVE MY MARXIST MUSLIM BLACK LIBERATION CHRISTIAN BLACK PRESIDENT!
…to the boomer douche talking about himself upthread, my cohort is gleefully looking forward to the mass die off of the baby boom generation, not looking forward to paying for it or listening to you yap about the 60s and Bob Dylan until you finally, thankfully all croak and go listen to Jerry Garcia in Hell.
Oldhat: nice to see that irony isn’t just wasted on the old and reptarded, but that the young are still keeping their hand in on being ungraciously clueless too.
You do it well. I bet your girlfriend picks up your socks for you too.
And now we can commence the great schism of hopeful unity.
P.S. Who/what the fuck is Bob Dylan? Was that one of those 90s TV stars I missed or the name of a punk band that you knew “before they went commersch, dewd”?
We’ll have a few more bunks available at the Dick Cheney Memorial No-Towelheads Undisklosed Location Liberty Bible Camp once we get the tunnels dug, but it’s BYOB and BYOG.
November 4, 2008 at 9:54 pm
YAY!
November 4, 2008 at 9:54 pm
An eight-year nightmare has come to an end.
I weep.
November 4, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Funny though, my cats couldn’t be less impressed.
November 4, 2008 at 10:05 pm
I never thought in my long life I’d feel as pleased by a political event as I am by this.
That’s all.
November 4, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Heh! Indeed.
November 4, 2008 at 10:19 pm
That speech?
Sign me up for that.
November 4, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Obama was black enough after all.
November 4, 2008 at 10:27 pm
I hear there’s nothing better than president-elect/future first lady sex.
November 4, 2008 at 10:30 pm
There’s a unicorn in the garden.
November 4, 2008 at 10:34 pm
I cry. I cry like a baby.
November 4, 2008 at 10:36 pm
I’m a second-tier Boomer (1956), a sub’boomer classification sometimes called Generation Joe. (Interestingly enough, when I protested the looming invasion of Iraq way back when, I wore an American flag and held a mighty plumber’s plunger high.)
We boomers blew it when it came to our generation attaining the throne. Clinton/Gore were NOT… well, you know.
I have used pejorative epithets like niggar/nigrah et cetera since 2000, sometimes in a manner threatening to my health, to remind myself and others that we were still members of a racist society.
I can let those old words go now.
Obama, born ’61, first-string Gen X-er.
November 4, 2008 at 10:57 pm
I LOVE MY MARXIST MUSLIM BLACK LIBERATION CHRISTIAN BLACK PRESIDENT!
…to the boomer douche talking about himself upthread, my cohort is gleefully looking forward to the mass die off of the baby boom generation, not looking forward to paying for it or listening to you yap about the 60s and Bob Dylan until you finally, thankfully all croak and go listen to Jerry Garcia in Hell.
November 4, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Thank you, Eds!
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!
November 4, 2008 at 11:09 pm
12. Thanks for bringing the ugly, oldhat. My unicorn is going to kick your ass.
November 4, 2008 at 11:11 pm
(Oliver Twist voice):
[i]Please, sir, I want more.[/i]
Oldhat: nice to see that irony isn’t just wasted on the old and reptarded, but that the young are still keeping their hand in on being ungraciously clueless too.
You do it well. I bet your girlfriend picks up your socks for you too.
And now we can commence the great schism of hopeful unity.
P.S. Who/what the fuck is Bob Dylan? Was that one of those 90s TV stars I missed or the name of a punk band that you knew “before they went commersch, dewd”?
November 4, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Is that our next source of renewable energy?
November 4, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Is it the ponypocalypse yet?
November 4, 2008 at 11:23 pm
As salam, alekum, motherfuckers!
If there’s anything that Hollywood’s taught me:
The aliens will FINALLY make contact with us!
November 4, 2008 at 11:24 pm
You call those ponies? This is a pony.
November 4, 2008 at 11:24 pm
An exultation of diversely celebratory quarks
November 4, 2008 at 11:26 pm
I don’t know about the rest of you motherfuckers, but I for one welcome our new SHAFT overlords.
United States of SHAFT, baby!
(We can DIG it!)
November 4, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Funny though, my cats couldn’t be less impressed.
You fool. They were pretending.
November 4, 2008 at 11:40 pm
…can we impeach Bush now?
November 4, 2008 at 11:41 pm
We’ll have a few more bunks available at the Dick Cheney Memorial No-Towelheads Undisklosed Location Liberty Bible Camp once we get the tunnels dug, but it’s BYOB and BYOG.
November 4, 2008 at 11:46 pm
So I can stop drinking myself to sleep?
November 4, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Since we had such an early Xmas, do we still have to wait until Thanksgiving for the worst.former.president.ever. jokes?
November 4, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Don’t expect anyone else to drink you to sleep.
November 5, 2008 at 1:38 am
Al Franken is up 300 and change in Minny now. That would be the cherry. Senator Franken.
November 5, 2008 at 1:39 am
Now he is behind. Booo!
November 5, 2008 at 3:39 am
“Don’t expect anyone else to drink you to sleep.”
Scoreboard. The socialist won.
November 5, 2008 at 6:24 am
I wanted more ponies. No 60.
November 5, 2008 at 6:53 am
America goes Muslim/Socialist … just in the nick of time!
Yes … & somewhere, little Billy Kristol is already making up excuses why his team lost, his beef-jerky seasoned with bitter tears.
Karma just ran over his dogma.
November 5, 2008 at 4:33 pm
but now why will i drink gin?