In honor of thecoming 8-year mental breakdown which will consume and destroy Wingnuttia, the legendary Kippy Awards for Excellence in Wingnuttery will be returning this year, bathed in glory and/or gin.  Expect competition for The Purple Teardrop with Clutched Pearls Cluster to be especially fierce this year, and for the eventual winner to emerge in the next week or so.  Actually, I’ll be very surprised if anyone can top this:

230 years of the United States of America has come to an end. On November 4, 2008, liberty died. The Communist Revolution has finally arrived.

Except with this:

Obama flys the flag of Anti-Freedom for the United States

Radical Islamists in a coalition with Communists have taken over the country. They murdered 3000 of our citizens on September 11, 2008. We defeated them on the battlefields in Afghanistan and Iraq. Now they’ve defeated us here on our own soil.

Freedom lovers, and members of politically incorrect ethnic groups need to take extreme caution.

As our Parisian masters might say: Le Awesoume.  (The apostrophe is suppressed, just like politically incorrect ethnic groups.)  Even Crazy Pam will have a tough time topping that.  Post ‘em if you got ‘em.  A fully-endowed Chair in Quantum Kittenometrics to everyone who finds someone claiming that the election of the race-transcending Obama (over their howls of protest) means they are cleared to start saying “nigger” in polite company.  Needs to be more explicit than this.